My utmost advanced apologies for the dual intro thread (for those of you that noticed) but alas and weeee I finally dragged my proper account out of my memory storage box and this is it. I mark this occasion of somewhat sorted out confusion with random text ; ) 
....ok, and the second time too) I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
brainstorma...i hope you are feeling better today!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
hehhe yeahhh there is a bit of comparison there 
*:...one day all the fairy fridges will be aligned and my pixie world will be complete...:*

I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
~awe~ I totally miss you kids, wish i had more time to play these days... I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
come back Yebra (n.) - A cross between a zebra and anything that fancies zebras. -- Douglas Adams & John Lloyd
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
, even though we live in the same city 
Yebra (n.) - A cross between a zebra and anything that fancies zebras. -- Douglas Adams & John Lloyd
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"