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5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
hi all,
i was spinning on sunday, doing a butterfly, a simple move, and i was thinking, then it struck me... not a thought, but the poi. in the groin. it happened again doing airstalls betwee my legs, with the poi going in opposite directions and yet agian, doing something else i forget now. i was on the ground in pain, three times at one gathering. this sucked. but for anyone watching was hilarious.
my point. does anyone else have any stories that are amazinngly painful to be you, but would be funny for anyone watching.
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
#Winces with fellow feeling or possibly sympathy# Ooooh, nasty. I heard something about nipple sensativity the other day too that can give lads an appreciation of it. #Puts ice down Ilsanya's top belatedly in the extreme#
I see what you mean about writing in accents.
Chucks nuns
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
thats it!! ive had enough!!
was out practicing rope dart (sore to turn this back into tesi talk) and once again, smaked myself in the nads.
im gona buy a box.
to whoever it was that said their box kept moving out of place: wear bathers, it works.
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
I actually bought my box today.
It was quite embarassing. After walking into a few different shops I had to ask. All the staff were female.
I'm just glad she didn't ask what size.
It's quite good though, £4 for working nads seems pretty fair to me
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Aha, thanks Pete.
Yes, methinks quite a reasonable rate, and verily it IS funny when its someone else.
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
422 posts
Location: London
hey just found this thread....im always injuring myself im a walking bruise.....and claire / diana i am not always on the lookout, i just like to keep an eye on my surroundings.....
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enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
I put big ole blocks of wood on the end of my poi chains before I got the fire wicks, to train me not to hit myself (was using bean bag poi before, very forgiving, needed to break the habit), & clocking myself in the head with that a few times wasn't much fun
The reason your right [censored] usually takes the impact is cause the left one hangs slightly lower to make room, help against overheating etc. I find if you're gonna hit yourself in the nuts just push your arms away as quick as possible & it kind of isolates & slows the impact
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I always thought the right nut was lower and slightly larger? Something to do with greater blood circulatiuon etc. Same with the ladies, the right breast is slightly larger.
If the right one does hang lower, then it would get hit more times, no?
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