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Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
So your in a bar/anywhere and in frount of you u see the perfect woman/women or guy....whats the smoothist...funnyist line ur gona use???
mike.c
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We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
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ouch... so many one line combacks
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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lots of practice eh?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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*hides* The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
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*whispers*wait... who are we hiding from?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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oooerrr... yes? 
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
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wont what when?
gah... im feeling really slow this morning... must be the lack of sleep...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
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ah... i see... what if id said no?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
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sharp... mind you dont cut yourslef
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
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but inside, your still soft and cuddley
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
10,530 posts
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and yet ive only met you once
shame... The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
"So, what's a nice place like this doing in a girl like you?"
Hmnn.. Tried that once.
**Those two are sooo cute!** ^
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Rejection line:
i'd say when hell freezes over, but there's always a chance that could happen, so i'll just leave it at no way
I'm just going to get my coat, i left it with the guy/girl that's going to be getting some off me tonight
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
Harsh!
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
hmm... while we're on the subject of turning people down...
HE. Can I buy you a drink?
SHE. Actually, I'd rather have the money
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
that last one ace...lol!!!
mike.c
Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Dixie28
**Those two are sooo cute!** ^
What.. us? nah... we're both big scary meanies *half hearted growl*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER
what ever happened to good old.....hi?
I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
see, i have the problem in clubs and stuff of that first move. sure, once i'm talking im fine, but that initial going up to someone, who most likely knows exactly why i'm sauntering in their direction, always scares the hell out of me.
*shrugs*
one of the cheesier ones i've heard of:
M: "hey, aren't you that actress, from that movie"
F: "Oh, you really mean that?"
M: "Sure, if that's what you want to hear"
F: (Insert rejection line above)
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Hahahah! I like it, MiG
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)
A unisex chat up line.....
"FAT POLAR BEARS "
Wait for puzzled expression
"Well they brake the ice...."
A female chat up line....
"Fancy some no strings sex?"
(will work about 90% of the time)
I can't think of a good one for blokes.... chatting people up is so hard!
"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrödinger
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
"How do you confuse a sexy girl/lady/woman/boy/bloke/guy/cat/dog/whatever?"
"How?"
"Purple"
Wait for puzzlement.
Say "See, you're confused, and that only works on sexy people"
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom
these help me get tho work!!!!if i get any nore bored than i all ready am i will start to try them out!!!!
walk off to find boss.......
mike.c
Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..
enthusiast
382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India
There is a song by a band.
The title is a good, strait-forward chat up line for chaps, IMHO, others may disagree.
It is;
"My balls, your chin"
It is quite subtle, obviously, and could be easily mis-understood, but with perseverance, it should get your point across.
Some things you have to see to believe, but
Some things you have to believe in to see.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
its all right pigeon
its far too complicated for you too understand The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
204 posts
Location: MANCHESTER
...and the cheesiest one of them all...
motions for woman with finger..
guy to gal....if i can make you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with the rest of my body.
I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, ONLY THOSE I DID NOT DO.
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Written by: Pigeon_Wigeon
now that s a good chat up line
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
197 posts
Location: Bolton
"My mate reckons i should try and pull you"
Best if your mate's ugly
Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*snaps to attention at claire's side*
bugger me it worked
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time...
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
i know one, from a song by monty python, but its far too rude...
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