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Location: nz
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Location: nz
Posted:
After hunting around for over an hour i have come up with some important questions about the nature of the universe.
where do left socks go?
and car keys, and tv remotes, and other small important things that are lying around one minute and disappear the next!
Any suggestions cause im getting sick of walking.
After hunting around for over an hour i have come up with some important questions about the nature of the universe.
where do left socks go?
and car keys, and tv remotes, and other small important things that are lying around one minute and disappear the next!
Any suggestions cause im getting sick of walking.
An eye for an eye and the world is blind - Ghandi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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Posted:
Many left socks have joined the Australian Democrats over the years. Unfortunately the party has recently been overwhelmed by the re-emergence of extremist right socks. The ensuing mayhem when attempts were made to hold the socks together in pairs failed has almost annihilated the party. It just goes to show that left and right socks are at opposite ends of the political spectrum, and repel one another.
You will probably find that if you are losing all of your left socks, your sock drawer has become dominated by the right. Colour separatism and underwear economic rationalism (ie. your underpants look like your welfare payments were cut 6 months ago) can have an extreme influence in a confined space. Other indications include the Country Women's Association leaving pot-pourri sachets in your drawers, and floral padded hangers in your wardrobe...
Many left socks have joined the Australian Democrats over the years. Unfortunately the party has recently been overwhelmed by the re-emergence of extremist right socks. The ensuing mayhem when attempts were made to hold the socks together in pairs failed has almost annihilated the party. It just goes to show that left and right socks are at opposite ends of the political spectrum, and repel one another.
You will probably find that if you are losing all of your left socks, your sock drawer has become dominated by the right. Colour separatism and underwear economic rationalism (ie. your underpants look like your welfare payments were cut 6 months ago) can have an extreme influence in a confined space. Other indications include the Country Women's Association leaving pot-pourri sachets in your drawers, and floral padded hangers in your wardrobe...
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Location: OK, USA
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Location: OK, USA
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I once found a remote in the fridge... gotta love college/uni
I once found a remote in the fridge... gotta love college/uni
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Location: York, England
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Location: York, England
Posted:
I always lose right socks
I always lose right socks
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Location: nz
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Location: nz
Posted:
I've always been under the impression that perhaps there was a left sock gnome hiding in my drier, or perhaps confused tooth fairy.
i also think that my couch cushions have developed their own force of gravity, yanking various paraphernalia and small dogs from unsuspecting pockets.
I've always been under the impression that perhaps there was a left sock gnome hiding in my drier, or perhaps confused tooth fairy.
i also think that my couch cushions have developed their own force of gravity, yanking various paraphernalia and small dogs from unsuspecting pockets.
An eye for an eye and the world is blind - Ghandi
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Location: ny
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Location: ny
Posted:
What happened is you socks remotes etc...were taking from you bb/c they produce a high amount of zatreium a deadly bacteria that can potential cause ppl to be lazy and watch t.v. or put on socks ans slide around on a newly waxed kitchen floor..or another thoery is the you right handed so left socks are for your left side which eh hate and cant use so u without knowing throw them away and i collect them all lol....they right footed socks are from this all guy his obsessed with right socks so he tkes um. The remotes are taking to complete a new space station on mars..shhhhh i didnt tell you this
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What happened is you socks remotes etc...were taking from you bb/c they produce a high amount of zatreium a deadly bacteria that can potential cause ppl to be lazy and watch t.v. or put on socks ans slide around on a newly waxed kitchen floor..or another thoery is the you right handed so left socks are for your left side which eh hate and cant use so u without knowing throw them away and i collect them all lol....they right footed socks are from this all guy his obsessed with right socks so he tkes um. The remotes are taking to complete a new space station on mars..shhhhh i didnt tell you this
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