Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Ok, intro thread. Custom Bug reminded me that i dont have one of these, so i better do one, hey?
Name: Rhys Munro Ford
Age: 17 (18 on 22 may)
Height: bout 180cm (6' ish)
Weight: about 70kg
Place of residence: Adelaide, Australia
I spin: Poi, fire poi, willing to learn anything else
Occupation: Student -Bachelor of Applied Science (civil aviation)
MSN address: rmford_@hotmail.com <- Add me!
Err, anything else you wanna know, just ask.
Oh, and if anyone wants me to start putting together an FAQ for each section, feel free to mail me the relevant stuff, and i'll do my best to mash it all together into a coherent block of text.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*runs in and bear-hug-tackles MiG*
Gotcha!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: MiG
vanilla?
Actually, chocolate swirls...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
eewwwwwww!!!!
Do we sleep when we die?
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
(Dragon, that translates to "handcuffs")
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
oh okies, thats alright then
Do we sleep when we die?
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hey you....I thought you were going to give me a hug before you went to work. Missed you today and Lou too.
Take care and thanks for making me feel soooo welcome
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
And i thought you were going to give me a hug before you went back home...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
sorry Gnor, your hugs were really nice
Rhys, i just watched the diablo of pain, OUCH!!!
*walks out singing "cows with guns"*
Do we sleep when we die?
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Hello sir! Was a pleasure to meet you on the weekend, and if for anything, just to see that look on your face when you jumped out of the car after unbogging it!
Your whip cracking just improved so quickly and right at the end I was about sure we were all going to go deaf Go easy on the smokes too won't ya? Hope to catch up with ya soon, maybe in Whyalla sometime 
Take it easy dude! 
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Written by: MiG
Hey Lou. Was awesome meeting you on the weekend.
Oh, wait. Uh, scratch that...
*pokes*
Yeah yeah! was awesome meeting you too! Still, you're one of those people i had a sneaking suspicion i'd met before.. how strange..
Written by: Gnor
Missed you today and Lou too.
Yes you did missy! I was wandering about asking where you'd gone and spike says you've left and Lou goes ->
was lovely meeting you though, shall we do it again sometime?
*bubbles bubbles* Written by: Ry
to see that look on your face when you jumped out of the car after unbogging it!
classic, that was
was great spending the w/end with ya sir - hope you had an absolutely wonderful time! and do go easy on the smokes, but i think i already told ya that 
catchya soon
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*postpost*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*shakes head*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
what you shaking your head about? you did that.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
uh, not really. I was sitting at the computer, but kept messing it up so you leant over my shoulder and did it.
*pokes tongue out*
ner ner ne-ner ner
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
technicalities
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
so whats this you have lost all your face hair?
Do we sleep when we die?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
indeed i have. As soon as i relocate my camera, i'll put a picture up.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*poke*
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
i have a pic of the lack of facial hair... he didn't loose alllll of it... just that small fury animal on his chin.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I think my bondage thread got deleted...
Who didn't keep it clean?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
wasn't me i wasn't in there.
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
*slou?
6,555 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
small furry animal
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
that brings forward many comments that i will tell Rhys later :P
Do we sleep when we die?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
furry animal comments?
*is worried*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
*pouts* tell me the comments, i wanna know....
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Love your sig, MiG! Glad to know you were thinking of me!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Heh. Just goes to show that hop's a bigger part of my life that i ever thought.
So, with christmas coming up, i decided that a job probably wouldn't be a bad thing to have. I knew that coles myer (one of australias biggest retail companies) takes on a huge number of people over christmas, doing nightfill and crap like that. So, last night (admittedly at 3am), i applied for a job. I was willing to do pretty much everything 24hrs a day, 7 days a week. I got an email 6 HOURS LATER, saying this:
Written by: ColesMyer Email
Dear Rhys
We would like to advise that unfortunately over the past few months we have not been able to find any suitable positions for you. We are therefore withdrawing your application from our records.
Please note that you will be able to reapply for a position within Coles Myer Limited after six months from the date of this letter. Therefore if you are interested in future positions within Coles Myer please revisit our website and apply again following that time.
We thank you for your interest in a position with Coles Myer Limited and wish you well in your search for job opportunities.
Yours sincerely
Coles Myer Recruitment
The bit that really gets me is the 'over the past few months' bullshit at the top. i applied a quarter of a day ago, and you're telling me that crap about a few months? Get
. Bunch of wankers./me decides retail is crap
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
decided..when just then? wow slow one arent ya...email them back and tell them what a bunch of wankers they are its fun!
hug me!
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
if i was you i'd write back as well and ask them what the go is.
Do we sleep when we die?
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
I can most definately second that one... and a HOOOOOGE
to my whip crackin buddy MiGNice work at CG 05 too BTW.
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
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