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Hello, and welcome to



THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE



a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own



and aren't we all related to apes in some way?





My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse



1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.



2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.



3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found



4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse





Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse



i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.



ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.



iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.



iv. No whooping after 11pm.



v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.





Let the monkey business commence...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

"Moo," said the happy cow.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

its all about the fun fun fun fun and more fun...

"Moo," said the happy cow.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival

Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

Gayle.....!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Viva UGLY STAFF

You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.