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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
"Testical support"
My phone's a bit like that - never stops bloody ringing
ucof - that's so funny! I googled "badgers ass" and got girls in bikini's...... which is very apt cos I felt as rough as a badgers ass b'cos I'd been to an hawaiin fancy dress with lethal cocktails and had a bikini top on for a bit. Then it got cold and I put my other top on
"Testical support" My phone's a bit like that - never stops bloody ringing
ucof - that's so funny! I googled "badgers ass" and got girls in bikini's...... which is very apt cos I felt as rough as a badgers ass b'cos I'd been to an hawaiin fancy dress with lethal cocktails and had a bikini top on for a bit. Then it got cold and I put my other top on
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
Come to a meet soon! I miss you. Thats an order not a request!!!
Come to a meet soon! I miss you. Thats an order not a request!!! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Hey skully - miss you too babe! eer..... I mean Lesbian Biatch
I think I need to clone a version of me...so I can be in two places at the same time. How cool would that be! You'd never miss a thing.
Did I read that you might be coming up for the clapham at the end of the month? I'm debating sheffield v clapham - but lets face it I'm ultimately a lazy bitch so will probably stay in London 
But......my point is...... if I'm in London, and you're in London - well you have a place to stay if needs be!
Hey skully - miss you too babe! eer..... I mean Lesbian Biatch
I think I need to clone a version of me...so I can be in two places at the same time. How cool would that be! You'd never miss a thing.
Did I read that you might be coming up for the clapham at the end of the month? I'm debating sheffield v clapham - but lets face it I'm ultimately a lazy bitch so will probably stay in London
But......my point is...... if I'm in London, and you're in London - well you have a place to stay if needs be!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Ooooo thats 2 offers of places to sleep! YAY! I am thinking about coming down on the saturday morning and going back home sometime on the sunday, probably not that late because of public transport and the lack of it after 6pm in wales on a sunday
You ans Simian will have to do a jelly wrestle to see who is unlucky enough to get me
Ooooo thats 2 offers of places to sleep! YAY! I am thinking about coming down on the saturday morning and going back home sometime on the sunday, probably not that late because of public transport and the lack of it after 6pm in wales on a sunday
You ans Simian will have to do a jelly wrestle to see who is unlucky enough to get me
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
hels is the best host in the world
She leaves treats lying round and lets you drink Cole's beer and gives wonderful hugs when you're unhappy and all sorts of other stuff
hels is the best host in the world
She leaves treats lying round and lets you drink Cole's beer and gives wonderful hugs when you're unhappy and all sorts of other stuff
Meh
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
And she's prettier than Simian
*nods*
And she's prettier than Simian
*nods*
Meh
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big and good and broken
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big and good and broken
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Posted:
*joins in with the nodding*
cole. x
*joins in with the nodding*
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Shhh you two... I want to see Simian and Hels jelly wrestle!
Shhh you two... I want to see Simian and Hels jelly wrestle!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
No, no that will be rubbish.
Hels and Bammers. Would be good though
Preferably tag team with DFQ and Sunbeam....
No, no that will be rubbish.
Hels and Bammers. Would be good though
Preferably tag team with DFQ and Sunbeam....
Meh
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Location: Wales
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Posted:
Pffft stupid boy! Just think of the endless hours of fun there can be had watching Hels trying to grab hold of a jelly covered Simian and him being so skinny just popping out of her grasp.
Pffft stupid boy! Just think of the endless hours of fun there can be had watching Hels trying to grab hold of a jelly covered Simian and him being so skinny just popping out of her grasp.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
Actually Skully im afraid im with Cantus - that tag team is a puuurrrrfect match up what i wrestle that would be
Couldnt have said it better myself Mr C
Hey Helz - just popping by to say & and PING!
Actually Skully im afraid im with Cantus - that tag team is a puuurrrrfect match up
what i wrestle that would be Written by: Cantus
hels is the best host in the world
She leaves treats lying round and lets you drink Cole's beer and gives wonderful hugs when you're unhappy and all sorts of other stuff
Couldnt have said it better myself Mr C
Hey Helz - just popping by to say
& and PING! "...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Posted:
even tho its arvo
even tho its arvo
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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Posted:
that was me, not meg. still.... i'm sur she wouldn't mind
that was me, not meg. still.... i'm sur she wouldn't mind
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
I thought there was something fishy going on there
hello Princess. How are you today?
I thought there was something fishy going on there
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Posted:
Does that mean Rob and Meg are one and the same person ....No hang on that can't be so because I've seen them both at the same time.... that is unless Rob cloned himself and ....and ..... and.... hmmm ok no thats an even sillier idea. Rob stop logging in as Meg Its just confusing to all us sleepy bed sales people that have spent all day dozing in a chair.
Does that mean Rob and Meg are one and the same person
....No hang on that can't be so because I've seen them both at the same time.... that is unless Rob cloned himself and ....and ..... and.... hmmm ok no thats an even sillier idea. Rob stop logging in as Meg Its just confusing to all us sleepy bed sales people that have spent all day dozing in a chair. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
geek, level 1
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Posted:
or, meg could stop using my computer.
we've already been accused of being related twice in the last two weeks.
or, meg could stop using my computer.
we've already been accused of being related twice in the last two weeks.
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
Oh ok Meg stop confusing Rob by using his computer .... Pffft Boys! He can't even log off aan back on as himself.
Oh ok
Meg stop confusing Rob by using his computer .... Pffft Boys! He can't even log off aan back on as himself. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
geek, level 1
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Posted:
thats cause it was obviously me. meg uses a different version of HOP, but left mine open, logged in elsewhere, and left herself logged in. i take NO blame for this.
moppets
R
thats cause it was obviously me. meg uses a different version of HOP, but left mine open, logged in elsewhere, and left herself logged in. i take NO blame for this.
moppets
R
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
It's the hair that does it
:gasp:
It's the hair that does it
:gasp:
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
It's cos Rob spins like a girl
It's cos Rob spins like a girl
Meh
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Posted:
you mean i can forget all this technical [censored] and just prance around, wiggling my ass? goddamn!
you mean i can forget all this technical [censored] and just prance around, wiggling my ass? goddamn!
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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big and good and broken
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Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
no - he means that even though you are doing cool things with the toys in your hands, its hard to do anything but stare at your breasts
oosch
oosch
cole. x
no - he means that even though you are doing cool things with the toys in your hands, its hard to do anything but stare at your breasts
oosch
ooschcole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Posted:
mmmm. they're rather fine, aren't they...
mmmm. they're rather fine, aren't they...
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big and good and broken
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big and good and broken
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Posted:
not as fine as your ass...
hold on, this is a public forum isn't it...
*runs and hides*
cole. x
not as fine as your ass...
hold on, this is a public forum isn't it...
*runs and hides*
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Posted:
see you saturday, cole
see you saturday, cole
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
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Posted:
I go away for a few mins.....and come back and find all this in my thread.
You guys!
Cantus tag team jelly wrestling ...... oooooh well i'd be up for that....couldn't think of three better Princesses to do that with. Now we could do this in private......... or…….. hands up who wants a ticket to watch Me, Bams, DFQ, and Sunbeam wrestle it out??
Bluecat/Meg/wotever oooooh are you gonna come out after the London Juggling thingymajig? Be cool to have a bounce and a dance with ya! And rob…. I’m actually a bit jealous of your boobs
Strugz – PONG….. thanks babe Can’t believe no one’s yoinked that yet! ….. ucof must be busy elsewhere So, when are you guys coming up to sample some of the fine Princess host thing you talk of?
Cole for being slack…you know what I’m talking aboot next week though yeah! Hope you get your stuff all done and dusted.
Molly – am doing GREAT at the moment thanks honey …..busy busy busy …. But life is good
Skully we shall catch up soon! And that’s a promise!
to all of ya crazy bunch!
I go away for a few mins.....and come back and find all this in my thread.
You guys!
Cantus
tag team jelly wrestling ...... oooooh well i'd be up for that....couldn't think of three better Princesses to do that with. Now we could do this in private......... or…….. hands up who wants a ticket to watch Me, Bams, DFQ, and Sunbeam wrestle it out?? Bluecat/Meg/wotever
oooooh are you gonna come out after the London Juggling thingymajig? Be cool to have a bounce and a dance with ya! And rob…. I’m actually a bit jealous of your boobs Strugz – PONG….. thanks babe
Can’t believe no one’s yoinked that yet! ….. ucof must be busy elsewhere So, when are you guys coming up to sample some of the fine Princess host thing you talk of? Cole
for being slack…you know what I’m talking aboot next week though yeah! Hope you get your stuff all done and dusted. Molly – am doing GREAT at the moment thanks honey …..busy busy busy …. But life is good
Skully
we shall catch up soon! And that’s a promise! to all of ya crazy bunch! Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
*owwww me, ill watch....owww me!*
*mwah* for la princess
*owwww me, ill watch....owww me!*
*mwah* for la princess
Step (el-nombrie)
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Posted:
This isn't fair! I wanted a Simian / Hels grudge match.........*sigh* Oh well!
This isn't fair! I wanted a Simian / Hels grudge match.........*sigh* Oh well!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well maybe you could be the referee Skully
Well maybe you could be the referee Skully
Meh
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Posted:
Look what comes up when you google image Helz Bellz!
*checks for nudity....yes it's allowed*
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Sits comfortably in the corner with treats conveniently left around and some of Coles beer....rolls.....lights.....pings.....
Look what comes up when you google image Helz Bellz!
*checks for nudity....yes it's allowed*
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Sits comfortably in the corner with treats conveniently left around and some of Coles beer....rolls.....lights.....pings.....
Let's relight this forum 