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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro
Go on......and take your shoes off.....
Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.
I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?
Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........
I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -
Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.
I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)
Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state
Hug me I'm ickle
Vote Green..........
Respect, reason and understanding.
Treat others how you wish to be treated
visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x
Missing One SmallGirl
waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?
Small Person in Disguise
(More to follow)
Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster
Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.
Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx
[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro
Go on......and take your shoes off.....
Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.
I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?
Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........
I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -
Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.
I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)
Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state
Hug me I'm ickle
Vote Green..........
Respect, reason and understanding.
Treat others how you wish to be treated
visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x
Missing One SmallGirl
waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?
Small Person in Disguise
(More to follow)
Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster
Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.
Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx
[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
wow!
that ius seriously good manga..
this has to be a record for me...posting at 8.42 in the morning..
would it not be easier to shoot fish in a barrel, hense the expression (and film of same title) shooting fish.
wow!
that ius seriously good manga..
this has to be a record for me...posting at 8.42 in the morning..
would it not be easier to shoot fish in a barrel, hense the expression (and film of same title) shooting fish.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
(*A quick word from the resident scientist locked in the cupboard under my stairs, making special SmallBoy moonshine*)
It'd still all depend on the undetermined factors such as barrell size, amount of fish, distance from barrell, type of projectile weapon used, wind direction and velocity, type of fish, gravity, weather humidity, visibility and what kind of state the shooter was in.
Ie shark in tight barrell, point blank, middle of the day = sushi
tropical fish in underwater aquarium sized barrell, with a wter pistol from the moon and you'll be there all fekkin day
Cigar?
Non-Https Image Link
(*A quick word from the resident scientist locked in the cupboard under my stairs, making special SmallBoy moonshine*)
It'd still all depend on the undetermined factors such as barrell size, amount of fish, distance from barrell, type of projectile weapon used, wind direction and velocity, type of fish, gravity, weather humidity, visibility and what kind of state the shooter was in.
Ie shark in tight barrell, point blank, middle of the day = sushi
tropical fish in underwater aquarium sized barrell, with a wter pistol from the moon and you'll be there all fekkin day
Cigar?
Non-Https Image Link
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Location: London
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So anyway this morning my brains feeling all fried and work is all fuzzy round the edges so words are a bit too much effort so i'm just going to post this picture cos its good
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So anyway this morning my brains feeling all fried and work is all fuzzy round the edges so words are a bit too much effort so i'm just going to post this picture cos its good
Non-Https Image Link
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
old hand
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
Posted:
Weren't we shooting at ducks in that barrel?
Weren't we shooting at ducks in that barrel?
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Now we've already determined that shooting ducks in a barrel is actually far more difficult than believed. Unless the barrel is really really full of ducks.
Speaking of ducks, the ducks in the park today were going round telling everyone that I was stupid, and that I thought ducks could talk. I shouted at them to stop but they wouldn't.
Now we've already determined that shooting ducks in a barrel is actually far more difficult than believed. Unless the barrel is really really full of ducks.
Speaking of ducks, the ducks in the park today were going round telling everyone that I was stupid, and that I thought ducks could talk. I shouted at them to stop but they wouldn't.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
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lovin' it...
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Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom
lovin' it...
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Posted:
ahhhh Simon, you're really quite mad aren't ya! But that's why we love you - don't ever change!
ahhhh Simon, you're really quite mad aren't ya! But that's why we love you - don't ever change!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
old hand
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK
Posted:
Nasty ducks.
Non-Https Image Link
Next they'll be wearing green hats and pretending to be your friends...
Nasty ducks.
Non-Https Image Link
Next they'll be wearing green hats and pretending to be your friends...
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Aww thanks Hels, but the last time i tried not ever changing Jez complained about the smell after a couple of months.
I'm sure that duck with the green hat tried to sell me life insurance once. You should never let strange ducks into your house without identification. And check it doesn't say ACME on it either.
Todays question (or Daily Excuse for Chin-Scratching):
What would gravity be like on a planet shaped like a cube?
Aww thanks Hels, but the last time i tried not ever changing Jez complained about the smell after a couple of months.
I'm sure that duck with the green hat tried to sell me life insurance once. You should never let strange ducks into your house without identification. And check it doesn't say ACME on it either.
Todays question (or Daily Excuse for Chin-Scratching):
What would gravity be like on a planet shaped like a cube?
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
I think it'd be like gravy
Haven't worked out why yet, but then I have been out in the sun for a while today
I think it'd be like gravy
Haven't worked out why yet, but then I have been out in the sun for a while today
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
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Posted:
Maybe the lack of "IT" in a perfect (and therefore cube shaped) world
Maybe the lack of "IT" in a perfect (and therefore cube shaped) world
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Yay remembered my password
Here are my random facts of the day !
Random comment 1: Hey if you are ever stressed out listen to indian music its soo relaxing my dad found loads on kazaa and its been playing in the kitchen all day.
Random comment 2: I love flowers but they make you sneeze so bad
Random comment 3: I wonder why the sky is blue and not........ yellow for example? ahh yes you wouldn't be able to see the sun ! What do you think is there an explaination?
Thank you my sweet for the desert island and the tea so long as its not "special" green tea its fine
Yay remembered my password
Here are my random facts of the day !
Random comment 1: Hey if you are ever stressed out listen to indian music its soo relaxing my dad found loads on kazaa and its been playing in the kitchen all day.
Random comment 2: I love flowers but they make you sneeze so bad
Random comment 3: I wonder why the sky is blue and not........ yellow for example? ahh yes you wouldn't be able to see the sun ! What do you think is there an explaination?
Thank you my sweet for the desert island and the tea so long as its not "special" green tea its fine
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Posted:
Ahhhh the joys of non-smokers - x
Ahhhh the joys of non-smokers - x
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
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Posted:
ey?
im a non smoker too....
*shrug*
ey?
im a non smoker too....
*shrug*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
'hugs smallboy'
i like flowers, and they don'tmakeme sneeze at all is my noze broken ??? eeeeeep!
do you know where I can get another? I tried the Body Shop but they were full out of facial extras. whatever shall i do?
'hugs smallboy'
i like flowers, and they don'tmakeme sneeze at all is my noze broken ??? eeeeeep!
do you know where I can get another? I tried the Body Shop but they were full out of facial extras. whatever shall i do?
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
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Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
yay egg on a stick cos its easter !
[image]https://mmstn04.sac2.fastsearch.net/0d1e123b00000e5a00000bca000017ab[/image]
yay egg on a stick cos its easter !
[image]https://mmstn04.sac2.fastsearch.net/0d1e123b00000e5a00000bca000017ab[/image]
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Anyone for a part share in a house sized eater egg?
Got tooth ache already.
Before anyone starts......yes I have yellow hair again.
I'm sure the photographic evidence will soon be winging me toward embarassment central.
Just thought I'd let ppl know before anyone else did..........(not that people would obviously spread the imtimate details of my life around, psychologically scarring me for life or anything )
Anyone for a part share in a house sized eater egg?
Got tooth ache already.
Before anyone starts......yes I have yellow hair again.
I'm sure the photographic evidence will soon be winging me toward embarassment central.
Just thought I'd let ppl know before anyone else did..........(not that people would obviously spread the imtimate details of my life around, psychologically scarring me for life or anything )
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
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Location: London
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Posted:
Ooooooooh blondness. Have you noticed any side effects yet? Slower thought? More fun?
You were missed at the beach and at the Apres-Beach Comedown chez jezandmine. But I take it you'll be Spitzing tonight?
(and did you know that Gunter Spitzing was a German Photographer who wrote a number of books on the use of flash?)
Ooooooooh blondness. Have you noticed any side effects yet? Slower thought? More fun?
You were missed at the beach and at the Apres-Beach Comedown chez jezandmine. But I take it you'll be Spitzing tonight?
(and did you know that Gunter Spitzing was a German Photographer who wrote a number of books on the use of flash?)
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Pooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London
1,810 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Why would people talk about your intimate secrets Small one????
Ok guys..pictures of the small boy looking rather scared and Blonde will be posted soon......
Who said that?
B
Why would people talk about your intimate secrets Small one????
Ok guys..pictures of the small boy looking rather scared and Blonde will be posted soon......
Who said that?
B
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
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lovin' it...
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lovin' it...
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Posted:
Thanks Bam for using the word BLONDE instead of YELLOW....
Thanks Bam for using the word BLONDE instead of YELLOW....
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
Pooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Hels YELLOW is the colour of the other persons hair that you coloured.....BLONDE is Small Boy's
B
Hels YELLOW is the colour of the other persons hair that you coloured.....BLONDE is Small Boy's
B
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
How many people asking "What have you done to your hair?" Does it take to change a light-bulb?
More than it takes to piss me off, obviously.....
Is it not blatantly FU*KING OBVIOUS what's happened to my hair??????????
Are these CU*TS SERIOUSLY THAT FU*KING STUPID?????????????????
"Oh My God, what do you mean my hair???", "Ah yes, I keep fogetting.......by some freak accident it turned itself yellow whilst I was asleep last night"...."TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
Taking the pi5s is one thing, asking STUPID questions is quite another.
Anywayz, 'tis lemonised-ed.......an'it's luvvly.
An' it's about to be made shortererer (to make me look tallererer - shhhh......)
Simon - How do you make a living out of flashing unless you write books about it?? - Honestly.....
Was not at le Party de Beach as i was in bed with a spazzy back. Will be there tonight for your amusement and abuse.......x
How many people asking "What have you done to your hair?" Does it take to change a light-bulb?
More than it takes to piss me off, obviously.....
Is it not blatantly FU*KING OBVIOUS what's happened to my hair??????????
Are these CU*TS SERIOUSLY THAT FU*KING STUPID?????????????????
"Oh My God, what do you mean my hair???", "Ah yes, I keep fogetting.......by some freak accident it turned itself yellow whilst I was asleep last night"...."TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
Taking the pi5s is one thing, asking STUPID questions is quite another.
Anywayz, 'tis lemonised-ed.......an'it's luvvly.
An' it's about to be made shortererer (to make me look tallererer - shhhh......)
Simon - How do you make a living out of flashing unless you write books about it?? - Honestly.....
Was not at le Party de Beach as i was in bed with a spazzy back. Will be there tonight for your amusement and abuse.......x
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
Here are your wall brighteners chicken...
Weather changing now
seasons move onwards too
small frog fears change
*smallboy under tree
seeming green as grass
smoke rises to moon*
Fanx for the sub... it's sooo big
Tea with two please
Here are your wall brighteners chicken...
Weather changing now
seasons move onwards too
small frog fears change
*smallboy under tree
seeming green as grass
smoke rises to moon*
Fanx for the sub... it's sooo big
Tea with two please
Who looks outside dreams; who looks inside wakes C G Jung
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Thank yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............
Tea with 2 it is.
Any more for any more?
Thank yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............
Tea with 2 it is.
Any more for any more?
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
Dear owner of this thread,
I want to tell the world just how wonderful and gorgouse and stunningly loverly you are, just because its true and you need to be reminded every now and again.
oh yeah have a back rub and brew, and some stew ya like stew i dont particularly but hey
[ 24. April 2003, 01:45: Message edited by: mima ]
Dear owner of this thread,
I want to tell the world just how wonderful and gorgouse and stunningly loverly you are, just because its true and you need to be reminded every now and again.
oh yeah have a back rub and brew, and some stew ya like stew i dont particularly but hey
[ 24. April 2003, 01:45: Message edited by: mima ]
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
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Location: London
Posted:
Yummmmmmmmmmmmm...............
This be a reference to the luvvly girlfriend type creature that's just invaded my thread, rather than the chocolate cake I have on my desk after my sliff at lunch.
Be holding you to the back rub and the brew after this weekends events............xxxxxxxxxxx
Yummmmmmmmmmmmm...............
This be a reference to the luvvly girlfriend type creature that's just invaded my thread, rather than the chocolate cake I have on my desk after my sliff at lunch.
Be holding you to the back rub and the brew after this weekends events............xxxxxxxxxxx
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
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Posted:
I just wanted to say...
Did you realise that ramifications of the four question marks at the end of your thread title.
A double question mark [?+?=??] forms a double negative inquisitive thus implying a statement or possibly a hypothesis.
The combination of the pair of double negative inquisitives [??+??=????] forms a quadruple refutational anti-enquiry which in the wrong environment can easily cause mass delusions, amnesia and even silliness.
Essentially this means that the meaning of your thread title is currently (lit.):
"I have no wish to know if someone desires a straightjacket, or indeed to know of the identity of any such person, whether or not a restraning garment is necessary or useful."
I was just wondering if that was you meant
I just wanted to say...
Did you realise that ramifications of the four question marks at the end of your thread title.
A double question mark [?+?=??] forms a double negative inquisitive thus implying a statement or possibly a hypothesis.
The combination of the pair of double negative inquisitives [??+??=????] forms a quadruple refutational anti-enquiry which in the wrong environment can easily cause mass delusions, amnesia and even silliness.
Essentially this means that the meaning of your thread title is currently (lit.):
"I have no wish to know if someone desires a straightjacket, or indeed to know of the identity of any such person, whether or not a restraning garment is necessary or useful."
I was just wondering if that was you meant
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Who nicked my what
whats going on
oooooh its wednesday isn't it. i might have guessed.
Who nicked my what
whats going on
oooooh its wednesday isn't it. i might have guessed.
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
A) - Yes that's exactly what i meant.
B) - You're a lunatic
C) - When you free for a smokage?, it's been at least a week and I owe you
Poor joke warning...........(the warning has no money, pls feed it)
Two guys are sitting at a bar. After a bunch of drinks over several
hours, one guy hiccups, drops his head down to his chest, pushes himself
away from the bar, and proceeds to hurl all over himself.
Wiping his mouth off on his shirt sleeve, he says, "Man, I gotta go
home. I'm already 2 hours late, and now I've thrown up all over myself.
The ole' lady is gonna kill me.
The second guy turns to the first and says, "Naw she won't. Listen, you
got twenty bucks?"
The first says, "Yeah, why?"
The second drunk says, "Take the twenty and put it in your front pocket.
When you get home and your wife asks what happened, you tell her some
guy threw up on your shirt and he gave you twenty bucks for the dry
cleaning. I do it all the time.
The first guys says, "Great idea! Let's have another round", and the two
continued to drink for the next couple of hours.
Eventually they head home. Sure enough, the first guys wife is waiting
up for him. As he walks through the door, she takes a look at him and
says, "Look at you! You're pathetic!! You're five hours late, drunk as a
skunk, and you've got dried puke all over the front of you! What have
you got to say for yourself?!?"
He says, "Wait honey, listen for a second. This drunk guy threw up on me
and gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt dry cleaned, I swear. Check my
front pocket."
She reaches in and pulls out two twenty dollar bills.
She says, "Wait there's 40 bucks in here!"
He says, "Oh yeah, he crapped in my pants too!!"
A) - Yes that's exactly what i meant.
B) - You're a lunatic
C) - When you free for a smokage?, it's been at least a week and I owe you
Poor joke warning...........(the warning has no money, pls feed it)
Two guys are sitting at a bar. After a bunch of drinks over several
hours, one guy hiccups, drops his head down to his chest, pushes himself
away from the bar, and proceeds to hurl all over himself.
Wiping his mouth off on his shirt sleeve, he says, "Man, I gotta go
home. I'm already 2 hours late, and now I've thrown up all over myself.
The ole' lady is gonna kill me.
The second guy turns to the first and says, "Naw she won't. Listen, you
got twenty bucks?"
The first says, "Yeah, why?"
The second drunk says, "Take the twenty and put it in your front pocket.
When you get home and your wife asks what happened, you tell her some
guy threw up on your shirt and he gave you twenty bucks for the dry
cleaning. I do it all the time.
The first guys says, "Great idea! Let's have another round", and the two
continued to drink for the next couple of hours.
Eventually they head home. Sure enough, the first guys wife is waiting
up for him. As he walks through the door, she takes a look at him and
says, "Look at you! You're pathetic!! You're five hours late, drunk as a
skunk, and you've got dried puke all over the front of you! What have
you got to say for yourself?!?"
He says, "Wait honey, listen for a second. This drunk guy threw up on me
and gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt dry cleaned, I swear. Check my
front pocket."
She reaches in and pulls out two twenty dollar bills.
She says, "Wait there's 40 bucks in here!"
He says, "Oh yeah, he crapped in my pants too!!"
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London
3,149 posts
Location: London
Posted:
I've heard it. But luckily i'm in one of those moods where i'll laugh at anything.
A)I thought so
B)I thought so
C)Brixton sound good. I won't bother waiting for a reply, i'm going home, then i'm going to brixton. if you are there that will be good. if you are not, then it will still be good, but not as good. yeah, anyway. going home now. I've been saying that for the last forty minutes but email and hop are keeping me at work. i'm an electronic communication junkie and i just can't stop.
thats it i'm going
I've heard it. But luckily i'm in one of those moods where i'll laugh at anything.
A)I thought so
B)I thought so
C)Brixton sound good. I won't bother waiting for a reply, i'm going home, then i'm going to brixton. if you are there that will be good. if you are not, then it will still be good, but not as good. yeah, anyway. going home now. I've been saying that for the last forty minutes but email and hop are keeping me at work. i'm an electronic communication junkie and i just can't stop.
thats it i'm going
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London
2,737 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Wikiddy-wikkidy-waa..........2000+ posts.
Sorry for missing u at Brixton m8, didn't realise you were going and so my was at home.
See you Saturday? -
Me luvvz every1 -
(*Hmmm 4 months into 2003 and still happy, is something wrong or just incredibly right?????*)
Wikiddy-wikkidy-waa..........2000+ posts.
Sorry for missing u at Brixton m8, didn't realise you were going and so my was at home.
See you Saturday? -
Me luvvz every1 -
(*Hmmm 4 months into 2003 and still happy, is something wrong or just incredibly right?????*)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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