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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
what like this? :

pub quiz

code:
pub quiz
i think you had a space after your url that made it go all funny


hey smallz, you still got my shirt...?

[ 14. May 2003, 02:20: Message edited by: coleman ]

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
cool thanks cole

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
5 Posts and no me?

They don't build 22nd pages like they used to.
Back in my day when they built a page 22, they built with it big grey walls and funny smileys, words of glue and the such-like. None of this "fancy that, where's the thread owner...." oooooh no, and there's another thing, the price of jam these days is ridiculous. All it is, is some sugar and some fruit stuff. I mean honestly you wouldn't belive what I've been thru to make this intro what it is today. The pain, the torment, the agony, and all for what?
To be extorted for jam, pah......I ask ya.

Hmmmm, I've done this kinda post before.....
0 for originality again - arse!

Well I hope evreyone has had a good day at work - x

(*Kicks back and rolls another phatt one - *)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hello honey.

I just wanted to pop through and tell you...SKIN UP BITCH Then remember to pass on the love

Sorry but I'm not going to make it to Spitz tonight....I've way too much sleep to catch up on.
Get you're thinking cap on because we need a place to play tomorrow night and I can't think of anywhere (brains gone to sleep again).

right I'm going to go and hide under my desk for a while, with any luck I won't be missed by my boss

Bammers

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
ok
it happened again
i had another dream about one of you english mob!
this time it was Mr Bovril Monkey
just hanging out, everyday normal stuff...
UCOF popped over to visit as well

SHEESH!
whats with this? its starting to freak me out now...
thats Cam, Fluffy, C@ntus, Bovril and UCOF....
ARGH!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
UCOF lives in bovril's pocket. So strictly speaking he'll have popped out not "popped over".


a tale sign is his nose is too large to conceal by all but the most voluminous pocket. So if there's a smell of cheap cigars, a general muttering (about carpet coats) and 2 largish nasal cavities sticking out from Bovril's breast
pocket, suspect imminent UCOF attack.

[ 14. May 2003, 12:24: Message edited by: C@ntus ]

Meh


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
two large nasal cavities..

you what?

ok...flynt sweetie..so what did i look like in your dream, seeing as you never have seen me?

Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:

Long time no see?!? How's you? Guess you've heard all about our holiday by now! A good time was definately had by all!

ooooh Thanks for posting that cheque for us. But it would have a helped a lot if I'd got lisa to sign the bloody thing before sending it off...ooops!

Have was your week? Are you all moved in? When's the housewarming?

See you soon....

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
UCOF. i've seen a pic of you. Strangely enough, you looked just like it!

SmallBoy, can i borrow a corner in your thread to sleep in please? and a pillow? and a blankie?

ta!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Feel free to have as much of my thread as you like Flynt. I have several rooms of fluffy blankets, pillowy things, soft muzik and insences.

Thieve away

Hels, glad to hear you had a great time on Holiday and sorry I couldn't stay smoking with you guys for longer last night.......late into work anyway.
Mwa - x
My week was good, if a little drab....and obviously it wasn't the same without you -
Errrrm, all moved in, just not all unpacked and in need of some more time to settle back into living with my bro again......hmmmmmm.........
It's been a week and I haven't gone and bought any paraffin yet -

Housewarming will probably be in July.......which is crap but it gives us plenty of time to stock up on &

Bamz -

UCOF - I have dreams about people I haven't met, I don't form the faces but sometimes something inside your head just knows that that's who you're with.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Small one cos you're the best...

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Shhhhhhhh......that's a secret -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
No! It was a secret, now it's just official

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Pauses.........*)

(*About to argue*)

(*Thinks "what the hell", "it's not a bad reputation to have"*)

(*Tries to think of a way to convince SmallGirl to lie and back up story*)

(*Can't, decides to just go with it anyway*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i love being able to read your mind cam

*laughs to himself, safe in the knowledge that no-one could possibly do the same and read the colemind*

sorry, did you say something...?

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not lieing for nobody, hes a wierdo

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I'm still in need of corrupting your mind to the point whereby you think on the same wave-length as me aren't I honey? -

Luvzyu -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
In what way do you want to corrupt me?


v. cor·rupt·ed, cor·rupt·ing, cor·rupts
v. tr.
To destroy or subvert the honesty or integrity of.
To ruin morally; pervert.
To taint; contaminate.
To cause to become rotten; spoil.
To change the original form of (a text, for example).
Computer Science. To damage (data) in a file or on a disk.


wuv you

Never assume
Always Acknowledge


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Go with these 2:-
"To destroy or subvert the honesty or integrity of.
To ruin morally; pervert. "

Just to the point where you follow my one track mind a little more closely and don't make me explain so many of the innuendo's I pick up on.

I like the word "pervert" in there as well if you're interested -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hi
i hear you write good stories?

could i impose on you for one?

*makes a nest out of pillows in the corner of SmallBoys loungeroom and curls up to snooze*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
"one track mind"... "innuendo's"... "pervert"... hmmmm, i might go back to my thread now and re-read the innuendo. Knowing a little more about you maybe i can work it out

oh just came by to say i think lasagne you threw into my oven is done... at least there's billowing black smoke coming from the general vicinity of my kitchen. I don't venture in there much myself.

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Don't you be insinuating that I'd burn my food..... just coz I'm a guy doesn't make me useless

Of course there are still tose that value their health too much to let me cook for them -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
i'd never insinuate that... not with my cooking skills being what they are. Oh hang on maybe i did insinuate well.... ummm... i hear you make great cookies!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
This is true, I'll create some (using my arcane and mystical methods) and drop them round to you later if I remember.

All this is making it hard to keep track of myself at the moment

See, there goes one of my ears now. Wandering off on it's own, I ask ya........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I hear Smallboy makes GREAT cookies , though I'm still waiting to give them the taste test.

*starts tapping foot waiting for a batch to be made*

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
excellent! i wait in anticipation... actually wait and anticipate almost mean the same thing so that doesn't really work. Bah... I'll wait in anticipation if i like.

Hey what's the live chat room all about? any good? anyone ever go there?

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


Myste - Queen of the Badgersmushroom! mushroom!
809 posts
Location: Next to my badger


Posted:
well i'm off to eat that lasagne of yours. was nice relaying with you!

I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it – As you like it


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
They're a doddle really

Ingredients:
1 & half Cups Oats
1 egg
0.75 cup Cup white Flour
0.75 Cup "whole wheat" Flour
0.5 Cup Brown sugar
1 tsp Baking Powder
1 tsp Baking soda
0.5 tsp Salt
1.5 tsp Cinnamon
0.5 Cup Raisins
0.5 Cup Chopped Apple (or whatever but apple's nice)
0.5 cup honey
0.5 cup vegatable oil
Third of a cup of milk
Undisclosed amount of undisclosed ingredienty stuff
1 lighter

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees (**** knows what that is in gas marks).

Mix up all the dry stuff in large mixing bowl - (muhahahaha, don't burn your fingers with the lighter, that's just bad.........)

Melt butter and whisk up with the liquidy ingredients (seperately to the dry stuff obviously), and then chuck the apple and raisins in too.

Mix everything together

Drop spoonfuls onto greased baking sheet and bake for 15-17 minutes-ish

Blatantly nicked it off a web-site when i first started giving people cookies in threads but it worx

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
So....I'll provide the kitchen and the oven, and you have yourself a date sir!

oooooh it's gonna get

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Can do, carrying stuff round in cups though gets a bit messy on it's own though -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


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