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Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Hey there everyone,
Well, now that I'm close to post number 300 I thought I'd do an intro thread... it seems like I'll be hanging around for a while now
Edit:
Yep, this is all changed cos I'm not feeling as sentimental as I was when I wrote the last intro.
I'm 28, live outside Belfast in Northern Ireland, run the fire performance group FirePoise (www.firepoise.com), like to travel and good music.
My myspace page is www.myspace.com/clarepalmer
Take care
bye
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1166016598)
Hey there everyone,
Well, now that I'm close to post number 300 I thought I'd do an intro thread... it seems like I'll be hanging around for a while now
Edit:
Yep, this is all changed cos I'm not feeling as sentimental as I was when I wrote the last intro.
I'm 28, live outside Belfast in Northern Ireland, run the fire performance group FirePoise (www.firepoise.com), like to travel and good music.
My myspace page is www.myspace.com/clarepalmer
Take care
bye
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1166016598)
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BRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
Hope results were good
Hope results were good
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BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Yeah, I'll hear next week.
Thanks
Yeah, I'll hear next week.
Thanks
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BRONZE Member
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5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
:shag:
Damnit - Still no shag smiley
:shag: Damnit - Still no shag smiley
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5,300 posts
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5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
catches up with cole(or, in fact overtakes: 1993)
catches up with cole(or, in fact overtakes: 1993)
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
BRONZE Member
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
Curse my youth!
(1998)
Curse my youth!
(1998)
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
making a negative space with your fist isn't very creative either rob...
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cole. x
durbs, i was exaggerating anyway - it was 1997
anyway, how's this?:
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making a negative space with your fist isn't very creative either rob...
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cole. x
durbs, i was exaggerating anyway - it was 1997
anyway, how's this?:
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"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
hehehehhe*wheeze**cough*
Ermmm.
Mr Coleman... what type of forums do you usually post on where you can get such smilies?
hehehehhe*wheeze**cough*Ermmm.
Mr Coleman... what type of forums do you usually post on where you can get such smilies?
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BRONZE Member
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Posted:
They're both certainly enjoying themselves aren't they
They're both certainly enjoying themselves aren't they
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Posted:
outwitted!
but never deflated
(ouch, curse that viagra)
outwitted!
but never deflated
(ouch, curse that viagra)
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
SILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
Posted:
"harderfaster" forums are not what they sound like at first glance, honest...!
cole. x
"harderfaster" forums are not what they sound like at first glance, honest...!
cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Posted:
Pah - Viagra's for sofites
Pah - Viagra's for sofites
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Posted:
*Hums a Placebo tune to himself*
Harder, faster
Forever after
(None of you can make the grade)
Hooray for discipling Simian...
*Hums a Placebo tune to himself*
Harder, faster
Forever after
(None of you can make the grade)
Hooray for discipling Simian...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
chastising the chimp
chastising the chimp
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Posted:
*Mahoooosive uber hug for Clare*
*Mahoooosive uber hug for Clare*
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8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Get your hands off my future lesbian lover Durbs!
Well future as in the sense of if I convince Clare to become a lesbian and if I work out the 4 steps to fancying a woman. Remind me Durbs what were they again?
1)women have breasts and breasts are awesome.
2)sex is great.
3)ummmm...... I forget number 3.
4)remember to find out the womans name and preferences before carrying out step 2 and maybe 3.... but as I say I forget what 3 was and before checking out step 1 too closely.
How'm I doing? I'll get the hang of fancying women in no time....... unless of course number 3 was the most important bit to remember. Then I'm buggered.
Get your hands off my future lesbian lover Durbs!
Well future as in the sense of if I convince Clare to become a lesbian and if I work out the 4 steps to fancying a woman. Remind me Durbs what were they again?
1)women have breasts and breasts are awesome.
2)sex is great.
3)ummmm...... I forget number 3.
4)remember to find out the womans name and preferences before carrying out step 2 and maybe 3.... but as I say I forget what 3 was and before checking out step 1 too closely.
How'm I doing? I'll get the hang of fancying women in no time....... unless of course number 3 was the most important bit to remember. Then I'm buggered.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
fancying women 2 words
breasts n' bum
fancying women 2 words
breasts n' bum
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Do I get credit for turning Skully gay?
That'd be the first woman I'd turned into a lesbian without actually sleeping with them first.
Do I get credit for turning Skully gay?
That'd be the first woman I'd turned into a lesbian without actually sleeping with them first.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
i think you do NYC though bi would be preferable
i think you do NYC though bi would be preferable
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8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Posted:
I never said I was gay...... I'm just sick of being messed about by men, so I thought I'd give women a try....... only problem is I don't fancy women.......I can see the beauty of some women, but I just don't fancy them. Durbs was giving me lessons in how to fancy ladies
I never said I was gay...... I'm just sick of being messed about by men, so I thought I'd give women a try....... only problem is I don't fancy women.......I can see the beauty of some women, but I just don't fancy them. Durbs was giving me lessons in how to fancy ladies
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: London, UK
Posted:
ah... thats not as fun
we dont mess you around - just mess you up
ah... thats not as fun
we dont mess you around - just mess you up
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Posted:
3) Women don't have facial stubble (At least not the ones you'd want to be with)
3) Women don't have facial stubble (At least not the ones you'd want to be with)
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Posted:
Ahhhhhh yes that was it..... tis a very important point. How did I forget that one
I'll give all this a try next time I'm on a bus. I'll try and find out a girls name and preference, look at her boobs, check chin for stubble and if all of the above are good I'll see if I fancy doing No2
I'll keep you posted.
Ahhhhhh yes that was it..... tis a very important point. How did I forget that one
I'll give all this a try next time I'm on a bus. I'll try and find out a girls name and preference, look at her boobs, check chin for stubble and if all of the above are good I'll see if I fancy doing No2
I'll keep you posted.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Posted:
With pictures please
With pictures please
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Posted:
Durbs what has happened to you. Once upon a time you were the voice of reason, the sanity of this forum, the well behaved member that would never say anything offensive, would never hint at sexual matters, always wash behind your ears without even being asked to by your mother.............
Did you spend too much time with Mech? Has Simian been rubbing up against you? Did Pounce lick your tonsils?
Where did this smutty hussy man come from? I think someone must have cloned the real you and got a bit of Lightnings DNA caught in the mix. Where is the real you now? Are you an under cover agent for Malcolm fighting the battle of Good V Evil where good is the spinners and evil is the old ladies that do knitting in a rocking chair whilst chewing tobacco?
Durbs what has happened to you. Once upon a time you were the voice of reason, the sanity of this forum, the well behaved member that would never say anything offensive, would never hint at sexual matters, always wash behind your ears without even being asked to by your mother.............
Did you spend too much time with Mech? Has Simian been rubbing up against you? Did Pounce lick your tonsils?
Where did this smutty hussy man come from? I think someone must have cloned the real you and got a bit of Lightnings DNA caught in the mix. Where is the real you now? Are you an under cover agent for Malcolm fighting the battle of Good V Evil where good is the spinners and evil is the old ladies that do knitting in a rocking chair whilst chewing tobacco?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
BRONZE Member
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5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted:
Nah - I'm still wonderfully polite outside of introductions.
This here is my dark place
Nah - I'm still wonderfully polite outside of introductions.
This here is my dark place
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Much thanks to Durbs and Skully for being splendid
And Durbs... welcome to the dark side
Puh, who says you need a staff?!
NYC... you are a very funny American.
"I'm just sick of being messed about by men, so I thought I'd give women a try"
I said this to my dad a few years ago after being unceremoniously dumped by yet another entirely inappropriate man. He replied 'I wouldn't bother, they're just as bad'
Much thanks to Durbs and Skully for being splendid
And Durbs... welcome to the dark side
Puh, who says you need a staff?!
NYC... you are a very funny American.
"I'm just sick of being messed about by men, so I thought I'd give women a try"
I said this to my dad a few years ago after being unceremoniously dumped by yet another entirely inappropriate man. He replied 'I wouldn't bother, they're just as bad'
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NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
Yes yes. Agreed.
Next EJC she can smooch a boy.
Yes yes. Agreed.
Next EJC she can smooch a boy.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Maybe we should make a list... men interested in EJC shennanigans
(Yeush, this could all go horribly wrong)
Maybe we should make a list... men interested in EJC shennanigans
(Yeush, this could all go horribly wrong)
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
What counts as shennanigans?
and why only men?
What counts as shennanigans?
and why only men?
BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Posted:
Lol,
The first rule of the EJC shennanigan list are... there are no rules.
Lol,
The first rule of the EJC shennanigan list are... there are no rules.
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