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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
This thread has just hi-jacked itself, and gone completely off-topic before it's even been replied to. Is that a paradox, or just silly?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Talking of bags, what was in Magnuseses bag?
Was it another bag?
Was it full of lazy mystique, like Cole reckoned?
What's lazy mystique made of anyway?
is it some kind of cosmetic product?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
magnus ? who the feck is magnus?

Never assume
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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
he presented Mastermind. They gave him the chair when he left. In the 'piece of furniture as a gift' sense, not the 'electric furniture capital punishment' sense.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
which was a shame.

simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
so anyway... did you?

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


FlamingMonkeymember
50 posts
Location: Colchester


Posted:
I sat there and waited. I just sat there. People moved busily around me, the hustle of a high street pub, loud and engulfing, even on a Tuesday night. The sound of a thousand voices in hundreds of conversations. I just sat there. The faded royal blue booth seats that we were sitting on were torn and tattered from hard use and drunken vandalism. The burn marks on the table, the burn marks on my leg. On my right sat Emily and Nathan, engaged in a conversation whose subtext was more evident than a hooker’s lack of underwear, flirtations barely concealed behind a show of normalcy. I looked across at Jo, her heavy breasts accentuated by a loose, low-cut, grey top, hung off her left shoulder, a faint tan line exposed to public view. Her chest was coated with an ethereally thin layer of glitter, reminiscent of the way sweat glistens under a full moon. I sighed and sat there, waiting for something to happen.

Monkey see, Monkey do...


Ulaliyamember
12 posts
Location: Ohio, USA


Posted:
Where's my coffee cake and my sock?

I'm currently looking for a troupe in my area! E-mail me if you're interested!


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
CCorr have you not read this post???... It's in the bloody BAG!!!




Bammy

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
I saw a duck sleeping while balancing on one leg.

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


Matthew B-MLemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
605 posts
Location: East London Wilds


Posted:
what are the pink flowers (yes, Alice, I said "Pink") circling my head?

Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
you can sleep standing on one leg ? thats impressive stuff, but whats that got to do with bags ? hmm i wonder how big a bag you would need to fit a duck in ? or how big a duck skin bag could be

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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
it depends on the size of the duck. in both cases.

Coleman says that follow-time is split-time. And possibly even vice-versa. i reckon he's been talking about time with Dom again.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Split dom.

birdgirlBRONZE Member
member
48 posts
Location: scotland


Posted:
id rather split bananas and fill them full of antelopes if you fold them right you can get 17,000 antelopes into one banana,or is that baboon?,its hard to tell as there both made of custard,or is that custard?Ten times ive made a pile of ants only to come back the next day and find it covered in fruit,ive tried pouring boiling water into it but i got a strong letter from a mango,scared?me?chutney.

spig--------Its not big and its not clever.


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
ahh crap whats the number again?

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Magnusmember
279 posts
Location: Bath, UK


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by jemmamimajemima (smallgirl):
magnus ? who the feck is magnus?
oi.. I am Magnus.

Nice website... geek!

Magnus... pay it forward


Nephtysresident fridge magnet
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands


Posted:
aaaanyways, in the end i decided not to buy the tomatoes, they were way too aggressive.

everyone's unique except me


TheApprovingNinjaFrom the Ashes of a Ninja Rise THE HIPS OF RAGE
371 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
good decision tomatos get really pissy this time of year, in the autum they tend to calm down a bit but they're still pretty uppity.
At least you didn't go for the cantelope fourtenn people died last year in cantelope inspired "accidents" or should we say murders muuahahahahahaumu

Viva UGLY STAFF


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
ever so sorry magnus oops didn't see you there

cheers im not a geek its very simple stuff your sites coming along

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
She's a geekette. SmallBoy is a geek.

Zorba is a greek,


UCOF is a gecko....

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
At least she asked who you were. Flowing Chalice once asked
quote:
What the F*ck is a C@ntus?
My reply was something akin to yours. And I still haven't forgiven her....

Meh


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm not a geekette either, really im not grrrrrrr

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polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
cheer up. flid called me a dippy geek yesterday. He's always mean to me.

BTW, i didn't know UCOF was a gecko? I might have to catch for my vivarium. He'll like my other gecko. It's called Bob.

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob

Matthew B-MLemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
605 posts
Location: East London Wilds


Posted:
Pong.

Oh.

I'm not a geek, honest. erm.

Why is the sky pink?

Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
matt......erm...i didnt hear no ping!

i say again!

i didnt hear no ping fool!

Matthew B-MLemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
605 posts
Location: East London Wilds


Posted:
Yes, I know, hence the
quote:
oh
. Anyway, you're an evil sod for tickling me.

Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance


jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
geckos are kool i wouldn't see that as an insult

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I do not. I see it somewhat as a banana. or a bandana....i dont know which one yet..

it must be possible to wear a gekko on your head.

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
There was a girl in the paper who tried to bring a rare chameleon into the country by wearing it as a hat through customs, but geckoes tend to be too fidgity.

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


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