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PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Greetings!



After constant thoughts about the matter I have decided to finally redo my introduction thread, so also apologies to anyone who thought that they were saying something extremely interesting in my old one but its a goner!



So.... about me



Name: Will

Age: 21

Sex: (wont say it, wont say it) Male

Location: Staines, London and Hull (United Kingdom)....catch me if you can biggrin

Favourite Toys: Aerotech glo meteor pro's, and my fire ropes

Been twirling since: Erm about May or June 2004

How did you get into it: Saw some fire spinners performing at the full moon party in Koh Pha Ngan, Thailand, got back n bought some poi!

Occupation: Student, Thunderbird, Ginger, Barman and all around nice guy smile

Hobbies: Swimming, spinning, watching the same things over n over again, tidying my room, cooking spaghetti bolognase and relaxing in Thunderbird 2

Music: Erm....I'm really very all over the place on this one so best not name any names

Favourite Books/Authors: Eragon, Harry Potters and Stephen King and whoever did Pedro the Parrot, oh can someone please get me into Terry Pratchett cos he always seems funny but i can never be arsed to read it

Favourite Movies: Jaws, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, A Walk To Remember, The Lion King, Leon, Pulp Fiction, LOTR's, Bubba Ho Tep and Natural Born Killers

Favourite Colour/s: Yellow and Red

URL: https://www.idonthaveone.com

Interesting facts about me: I've been attacked by a shark and wahay have a few scars to prove it biggrin, grew up in Iceland for 6 years so can speak the language, probably better than i can speak english, or at least type anyway wink and my special talent is voice impersonations and can say that the sexiest accents in the world is the Russian and Scottish accent.



So thats a little about me, my best friend is Minnie my dog, she reins surpreme and would trust her way more than most people, I'm not totally sure why I have re done this intro but oh well, I have met a fair old few of you lovely Hoppers, although mostly have seen embarassing situations (balloon thong anyone?) I spend most of my time cleaning my room and if im not cleaning it I'm messing it up. Love life is best not mentioning since those who know me know its all over the place, am a bit of a loose soul and a bit of a romantic, or is it romatnic Cantus? wink erm thats about it at the moment. If Bird, Gidg or Pounce go into this thread please explain why I never see you in other threads, apart from pounce i think once in another thread, do you guys just stay here to make newbies feel welcome but dont actually do anything else. Anyway thats about it, feel free to look in my gallery as I can guarantee it will constantly have embarassing pictures of other HoPers and if you want to talk to me my msn is will_lh7@hotmail.com



Lastly if anyone wants a massage or some Spaghetti Bolognase cooked just ask smile



Bye!!!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
wavehello hello sweetie - how's 'Ull? When will i see you again... * dances off in 70's styley - all together now 'ohh ahh precious moments..*

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
poke



Hello you gorgeous red head.



I see you will soon be rich and famous so I've come here to get in before any of the other hussys...*cough* I mean delightful ladies of hop beat me to it.



gets on one knee



Will you marry me?



(Its ok, once you are really rich, I'll divorce you and leave you free to marry all the pretty babes. I promise to only take about 25% of your riches biggrin )

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
NOOO he's mine! We've got our own island and everything

*tickles Will, apologizes, then feeds him grapes*

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Don't make me jelly wrestle you for him Stroo!!!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT!!! hehe...capslock off now. sorry. got overly excited.

well im not lending my Will to anybody without a fight so fine! i accept the challenge!

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*drags in jelly pool and sets up a betting booth

back


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
We might have to wait a few days for the jelly to arrive. Molly is sending me a secret suprise parcel and I'm guessing its full of lime jelly for wrestling in....... I might be wrong though. It might be Johnny Depp wrapped in black and pink paper with a bow on his....... oh no wait I discounted that as a guess because he was on the radio earlier and it didn't say they were interviewing him from Molly's House.......

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
*watchs pigeon and passes her a bucket and spade

back


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
It just so happens that I have one of those huge paddling pools full of lime jelly for just such a purpose.

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I keep it in a bunker, underground, so the Americans can't get it wink

Plus I have videa, audio and skimpy bathing suits on racks ready...

Stroo, you get the blue one with pink sparkles, Skully, you get the pink one with blue sparkles...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oooooooo How nice! Pink YAY!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Runs in... kisses Will quick and then runs away* xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I can't leave you guys alone for 5 minutes can i wink

So there seems to be some competition around here for moi, i think i shall let you ladies get on with your jelly wrestling and allow me to watch and pick the winner biggrin

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
*pulls up a chair and watches the jelly wrestling intently*

biggrin

*has to leave before he's a naughty boy*

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
There is a sign, that comes with the jelly wrestling pool, that says "Self-Abuse Prohibited"

So good job you did leave Ed, who knows what punishment there may have been...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
Will! i've already bought you in auction! Do i need to fight for you too??

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
No Steph you may sit by my side and know that you reign high n mighty, until someone challenges you and wins hug

You and the challenger must fight in the old highland manner, bare breasted and each carrying an eight pound baby

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Is the eight pound baby officially classed as an offensive weapon biggrin

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
im fine with the bare breasted bit but im really not good with kids.... can i swap the 8 pound baby for bugis by any chance? he doesnt seem to squeel or poo as much as most babs.

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
He does you know, but never in front of people...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Erm all i can say is


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and i'll leave you to figure out why.

Meh


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
An angry frog?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
a sticky outy tongue froggy. In a sort of gloaty/happy/showing off kinda ya boo sucks to wilbur kinda way...

Meh


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
hows the flyer project comming man?

i really need to clean my k/b

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Knob?
eek
eurgh...

Will.. I want to take you to lunch before Mech starts cleaning. Lets go now. Please?
Any news on your award?
hug

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hi smile

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*runs in*
SEXY BUM!!!!
*runs out*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
wave hug biggrin

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hello sweetie wavehello hug

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Will. I cant be nice. I hate you.


Not really smile smile smile ubbrollsmile hug ubbrollsmile smile smile smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
runs up and gives Will a good spank spank biggrin

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


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