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Posted: 21st Dec 2005
awwwwwwwww tink i'm sorry but you both had very stong bids and flipping a coin was the only fair way i could think to decide.


you can still buy my soul or my eylashes

Posted: 21st Dec 2005
No thanks I already have yoni's soul

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Posted: 21st Dec 2005
You mean you are soul-less???? M.O!!!! (multipe orgasms) Hang on a minute.......

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Posted: 21st Dec 2005
eyelashes??? mine are stupidly long for a blokes

Posted: 21st Dec 2005
Me and Yoni did a soul-swap - like wifeswap but without the wifes and bitchiness!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Posted: 21st Dec 2005
wow...beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Posted: 21st Dec 2005
eyelash swap????

Posted: 21st Dec 2005
No ta, mine are too purdy
<---------------look!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
mine are longer!!!!

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
awwwwwww sorry nemo

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
can i bid this old wrapper i found in my pocket for asena?

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
LOL ravehead had a lot of offers
BJ, come on, Blu offers loads and you have a wrapper....
i'm sure you can do better

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
After careful thought I have decided to up my bid for asena.

I now add to the previous ( don't ask me to repeat it I can't remember..oh I'll go look in a minute)

A fireside cuddle with my cat
a lavender wheat bag
pair of orange patent stillettos
a sheepskin
my leather-look-pvc corset
some lemsip
a roast dinner
box of mansize tissues (!!)
multi-coloured post-its
plane ticket to Ireland
super size paddling pool
a rabbit hutch
and lots of zubbles.

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
oo oo can i go on the auction to

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
i bid for crowley2 a halfe eaten twiglett



final offer!!!

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooooo

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
SOLD to miss corinthian...
it was the zubbles that did it!

now i'm gonna bid on crowley... because he is the HoP cutie...
I bid:
a stick of orbit ice white
a used envelope
a stack of blank cds
a swear box full of coppers
4 martial arts trophies
1 cuddley fimble toy
"nobby"
naked pictures of me
a harry potter toy
my 20gb ipod photo
a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy
2 glasses from foreign lands
a pair of nunchucks
and 'thegreatBJ'... choose if you want that to be an unmentionable or the person on this site...

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
Huzzah!! *does a little dance*

Does this mean I can put you on a lead and parade you round for a bit??

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
you can do what you want with me! "dress me up make it tight i'm you dolly" (in the style of barbie girl aqua)

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
Don't tempt me- you have my corset now and some rather fetching shoes.

Hmmmm, now do I bid for crowley...........I think I will, Asena I see your
a stick of orbit ice white
a used envelope
a stack of blank cds
a swear box full of coppers
4 martial arts trophies
1 cuddley fimble toy
"nobby"
naked pictures of me
a harry potter toy
my 20gb ipod photo
a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy
2 glasses from foreign lands
a pair of nunchucks
and 'thegreatBJ'

and I raise you..
All of what he said plus:
some verrry expensive hot chocolate
a lilo
ALL the cuddly fimbles toys
fruity sun lotion
suede boots
two black ponies
a trailer tent.

XLenX

Devoted although mostly absent owner of the 1, the original... Asena

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
Hmmm for crowley I bid...

my old finding nemo cereal toy
kate bush (she's mine u know)
half a bottle of Baileys liquer
a dye job of any color or braids
my squidgee thing- its bright pink and comfy to sleep on
3 of my cuddly toys- theres ziggy the bee, money bag, Popple, Zips the dragon, Mini B and my rainbow snake. I have more but they arent the best.
My postcard collection (the really bright funky ones that you get in pubs n cinemas etc.
A box of after eights
My extremely long paperclip chain
And some of my best artwork

Posted: 22nd Dec 2005
For Crowly I bid the following:

a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards
something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes
freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstacy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourit meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekenisis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
and a pogo stick

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Posted: 18th Jan 2006
sold to blu_vally cos i need a pogo stick

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. ~ Terry pratchett

Posted: 18th Jan 2006
ok dont sell quite yet i bid for crowley with:
a pool of custard
a glow in the dark plastic spider
a flea circus
a pirate ship
A small island in the south pacific (still secretly under construction)
18 paperclips
All the spices in india
a dream come true
inflamability
a better understanding of women
a packet of sweets
a bouncy castle
a submarine
a nose plug
a green sparkly pen
a song which I shall sing
some fluff
all the hotels from a monopoly board
a tom green coaster
a toy train
an invisibility cloak
12 supersoakers
a hom made pie
good vibrations
100000 cyber hugs
and a pyramid of cards
something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes
freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstacy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourit meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekenisis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
a pogo stick
and stripey socks with free cake!!!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

Posted: 22nd Jan 2006
Im puttin my self up for auction.

Starting bit of 1 jar of nutella.

Official Nutella Fan Club

Go Nutella!

Posted: 22nd Jan 2006
I dont have any Nutella, sorry dude... he he he

He's very desirable ladeeezzzz, line up, come on now, theres no need to fight!

Posted: 23rd Jan 2006
Nah uh, Crowly has sold himself fair and square Devils!! And youre just offering him all the stuff I bid plus stripy socks and cake...tut tut. (which I will give freely anyway )

Yay!! I have a Crowly!!! *does happy jig and brings the booty for collection*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Posted: 24th Jan 2006
*offers hand out* well done, i didnt know how it worked but you have won

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

Posted: 24th Jan 2006
So blu, let me get this stright, you have crowley AND ravehead!! YOUR HOGGIN ALL THE GOOD ONES!! Quick DA! Run off with Petri b4 its too late!!