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Werekittenmember
54 posts
Location: Sheffield, England


Posted:
I'm just looking for weird n wonderful quotes hopfully some funnies so please go for it

"A gentalman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionallly"

Wilde

An innocent child will usually have the most evil intentions


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Bump,
"Goths, I like the way they pretend they're ugly on purpose" Mac from green wing

"my only friend is Tom" Me about my sad my space profile

"Theres nothing funnier than watching a fat bloke run" My mate Big T a fat bloke

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
*Bump*

The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.

Socrates/Plato: Complaining about Greek Youth

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
"There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good." ~Edwin Denby

"Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health - it rusts your spirit and your hips." ~Adabella Radici

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
"The past is gone, the future is unknown, today is a gift. Thats why they call it the present" - Kung Fu Panda. Who'd have thunk a kids film would have wisdom?

smile

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
Originally Posted By: =Flashpoint="The past is gone, the future is unknown, today is a gift. Thats why they call it the present" - Kung Fu Panda. Who'd have thunk a kids film would have wisdom?

that is definitely not original. fun movie though smile

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
For those not getting enough e-mail: Quote of the Day. These are pretty well researched and so on.

Each day is also themed.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
and the original reads:

"yesterday is history
tomorrow is a mystery
today is a gift
that's why it is called "the present"

wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Thanks, im a bugger for misquoting. I now make the assumption that it's a far older eastern koan.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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philisweatlySILVER Member
life's a garden, dig it
115 posts
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.


Posted:
8 year olds dude...

haha


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That’s the price she has to pay. (Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera, 1935)

While hunting in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant got into my pajamas I’ll never know. (Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers, 1930)

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


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