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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....
im not drunk!
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
im not drunk -
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
(the person actually known as Chris Bailey)
544 posts
Location: Austin, TX, USA
i was drunk about 5 hours ago (gotta love the beer pong) but now i'm not I wish i was about 7 this morning though i had to walk home from my gf's and it was 18 below 0 Farenheit and that was without the windchill brrrrrrrr
Peace, Love, Circles
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I haven't been drunk in years. Ok...weeks? Ok. a week. I got a little tipsy (counts as drunk) my last night on vacation. Other than that, not in years.
I hate alkeyhol as a drug. I like wine, though.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
and now is my official sorry for being a moron yesterday post....ah....yeah....sorry.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)
I'm drunk right now............... hhhhhhmmmmmmmm seems as though I've misplaced my pants...
-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
69 posts
Location: Melb
hehe! i'm in Kent and I am drunk right now too! had an exciting weekend meeting loads of people and spinning drunken poi (oops not very safety conscious of me!!!!)... Mostly just want to dance across this thread with my avatar (finally!)which pounce helped me upload. yay!
I said perhaps, and thats FINAL.
I love my length!
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation...
i am at work.
am not drunk.
this may yet change
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
i haven't drunk for about 2 years.
Not teetotal, just don'l like the taste.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
I can't get drunk....
....rare gentic condition...
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
I'm not drunk now....
Last time I was drunk was the night I span fire for the first time... safety conscious me hey!?! Nah I was sober, got a little tipsy afterward...
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
883 posts
Location: Stevenage
Quote:
*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!
Dare I ask what are p's??
Monkeys monkeys and bananas
187 posts
Location: montreal
DEEP? are u imine to drugs?
btw i was drunk on friday
EDITED_BY: joulz (1073941972)
it must be green
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
i'm not drunk.
i got plans tho.
(
) Holistic Spinner (I hope)
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Well, I got a little tipsy and buzzed on ney years... and then played DDr, lovely idea >.<'
But I've never been drunk... But my bro went out partying, and got home at four, pi$$loaded,
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
member
169 posts
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of europe
i dont like drunk too much because i often end up in a set of arms i wouldn't have relinquished to had i been sober,
but i like drunk because i get jiggy when i'm drunk, and drunk people do dirty things
or i get drunk and throw up, and at those times, i wish i had never drank so much as a drink to get drunk
-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,750 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
I not drunk,
Im
obliterated, stottin, 3 sheets to the wind, pissed. Im fecin blootered im tellin ya! argh gettouta my face ya booring (censored by Josh) ( <---dont you think that word should be cencored too?) (just was - ed. by Josh
)T
EDITED_BY: Josh (1084354404)
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
I'm not drunk, but I'm willing to learn...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
190 posts
What if dinosaurs are aliens from a planet made out of marijuana?
If I was an indian I would be pocahontus the 66thX10 to the exponent of 99.
I am really drunk-plastuered-mastered-fastered-bastard-mustard-postcard-mostcard-bustard-clustered-custard-flustered-fruit mustard-frozen custard-I-remember-how-to-end-the-worlds-biggest-compound-word.
I drove my chevy to the brewery but the brewery was dry and the good old alqaida guys were guys and day i dies rhymes with eyes and flys and mys dies whys sighs cries.
Theres a light a certain kind of light that causes skin cancer and never shined on me I want my life to be to with live you theres a way everybody say cancer cell do everything little thing aids.
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
well then that would expain why there where (herb)avors, Btw, i'm a bit piised at the moment so
EDITED_BY: Pvt.VT (1084347731)
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia
Id like to point out that anyone condoning firey anything and drinking will be moderated.
remember this site is for everyone, not just all you legal age drinkers ok?
Thanks,
Josh
--
Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
where's the post condoning drinking and spinning?!
thank you please
Let's relight this forum 
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Quote:
i do like the way drunk people stumble into this thread having completely misread the title due to their inebriation...
I'm not drunk but if i were Valura forced me to drink this much.......
FNF isn't drunk either.
honest
Meh
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
never! nt drunk neer.!
stupid bouners thinkign aimee be eightteem mahaha.
i debadn a refund. castlemain tatstes like rats piss,
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
ah halcyon daze.....
Meh
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
wow aimee, i'm reay impressed with you're searching skills in that state of inebriation. i generally can't find the thread i want when i'm sober
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Written by: *Aimée*
never! nt drunk neer.!
stupid bouners thinkign aimee be eightteem mahaha.
i debadn a refund. castlemain tatstes like rats piss,
agrees with aimee..........aussy beer= they cant make the damd stuff!!!!!
xxxx is rats pish
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
oh god...i apologise for my last post..
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
it may well be 10.30am, but its my day off, its sunny, so a can of Strongbow is my morning drink of choice nag-dannit!!!
I hope to be drunk in 2hours hehe
wish me luck!! You'll find me on the dance floor
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I rarely drink and may get drunk a couple of times a year...mainly because i am normally designated driver and take that seriously....
I still manage to have fun though
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
mmm strongbow
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