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Login/Join to ParticipateHunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Hey everyone, I've been lurking round the staff forums for a few months now. Figured I'd better introduce myself now that I actually have something to say!
Guess I'll just go down your list:
Name: Chris
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire
Hometown: Yup, 'uddersfield
Birthday (sign?):04 May
Age: 24
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Web Designer / Fire Performer
Favorite Food(s): CHEESE
Favorite Color(s): Whats the point in a favourite colour? It'd be crap without all the others.
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow? African or european?
Toys: Juggling, Staff, Poi, Devilsticks, Contact, anything manipuable(is that a word)
Hobbies other than the obvious: Climbing
Education: High school :s
Favorite Book(s): hmmmmm, possibly the dark tower series, its close though
Favorite Movie(s): Behind every good film theres a better book
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why? Hmmmm, whoever wrote this had too much time on their hands. Probably godzilla, I'm pretty sure he could eat a destroyer in one bite
Favorite TV show(s): Heroes, made me appreciate crap american TV again
Plans for life in general: (i.e. what you want to do when you grow up) 50/50 Performing/Web Design
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: HoraceX!!!
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big? Nah, the butt makes your pants look big....
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): All of em, one bowl. Sorted
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?* MARMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
:O Gonna have to disagree with you on the Star Destroyer, at least for the bigger ones. But I do like your answer to the pants/butt question, and your movie-based wisdom is astounding
Welcome to HoP
Kupo!
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Come on, when was the last time you saw something bigger than godzilla? I'm pretty sure hes always 50% bigger at least than anything hes trying to munch!
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
except mothra. Welcome to hop, you seem cool and i would like to meet you. If you got any questions, check out the Library
If you need anything else, there's some ants.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
'ello! welcome to HOP!
and i'd offer you a raincoat for when Doc comes in, but i have to side with him on this one. good luck, you'll see what i mean soon enough 
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*Gidg bounces in on her pogo stick* ... boing ... bong ... boing ... boing ...
I love grade B sci-fi flicks.
Welcome to HoP!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*sounds of sirens begin distantly, but rapidly draw nearer*
What's this? A Marmiter?
SHOOT TO KILL!!!!
*The Nutella shock troops open fire with slugs of Nutella, Nutella throwers, Nutella grenades, and Nutella-palm*
EAT NUTELLA, MARMITER SCUM!!!
(Oh, BTW, hi, welcome to HoP, and it's not that I had too much time on my hands when I wrote this, but rather that my brain pops out random stuff faster than I can find a productive use for it.
) -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
And he's a doctor?
I'm scared, someone hold me
Kupo!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: jarle
I'm scared, someone hold me
*waits for Doc to reply in 5...4....3....2....1*
ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey 
Owned by Lost83spy
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: BrennWritten by: jarle
I'm scared, someone hold me
*waits for Doc to reply in 5...4....3....2....1*
On it!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Woot woot woot 
Congratulations! I do believe you're the first person to have gotten that question right all month!!!!
*hands over nutella resistant overcoat and umbrella*
Here - have some personal protection!
and
to HoP - you're soooo going to enjoy it here! Especially a man of such good taste as yourself!!! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Don't get me wrong, Nutella is OK, but nothing beats marmite and cheese on crumpets. In fact... *runs to kitchen*
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Damn, now I'm hungry
*breaks free from Doc, runs to my own kitchen*
Kupo!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
There is about to be a merp in here.
*MERP!*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Argh, that was a pretty intense merp. Think I best sit down for a while....
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Okies everyone. A couple of people really close to me have put their feet down and persuaded me to make all the things I write down public. I've been writing prose, or poems, or whatever you prefer (I personally side with 'stuff') for a few years now, but recently have not had the motivation to write a huge amount of new material.
In an effort to make me more confident about what I produce they have convinced (read: forced in the nicest way) me to put the lot out there for public appreciation/observation/attack. I'll be posting all my old stuff in the next couple of days and new things will be appearing as I write them.
I'd really appreciate comments from anyone who has the time, hopefully it will go some way towards getting my confidence to the level where I can actually stand up in front of a group of people and read this stuff aloud!
So yeah: https://chrissurfleet.blogspot.com/
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
merp!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Serial Experiments...
22 posts
Location: London UK
I like your pants answer and your ice cream answer. <3
What if everything around you isn't quite as it seems?
What if everything you think you know is an elabourate dream?
..and if you look at your reflection, is that all you want it to be? - Right Where It Belongs: NIN
-->Marmite Lover <3
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Thanks fellow marmitian!
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Okies guys, I'm off to Nepal for a month to wander round the mountains. Have fun without me and I'll catch ya all when I get back.
*runs off to pack*
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Ooh, have fun, and bring us back a yeti
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
APPLEBUTTER!!! APPLEBUTTER!!! APPLETBUTTER!!!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Arrrrrrrrrggggghhh!!!! No No No!!!!
*Chases Gidg round the thread with a marmite sandwich*
Muhahahaha!
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Oooooo, am I suppose to be scared? As long as I don't have to eat it!
*Throws a hand full of applebutter at Chris*
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Ewwwww, its all over my face, how mean! Coming into my thread, mocking my sandwich chasing....
Although...
*wipes abblebutter off face into marmite sarnie*
Actually, nope, that was a bad idea!
One day we'll convert you though, don't worry
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Convert?!!! In your dreams! I've actually had marmite, can you say the same about applebutter? Maybe it's going to be you that's converted.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Is it not just butter and apples all mixed up? Whats so special about this applybuttery goo then?
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Good question....
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Butter in Applebutter? Oh no no no no no.
It has apples, apples cider, sugar, cinnamon, cloves and allspice. It's all good stuff!
You notice that I don't ask the same question about your ... lovely ... spread.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Hmmm, its still not a bi-product of booze creation though is it? Loosing points there...
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
So do you make it yourself?
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
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