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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Kapura MataaroHoP resident longboarder.
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
a million dollars?

i'm a charity....

charity case, that is...

"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I wish KM had made a wish

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
He did. He wished you got a really big pimple, right on the end of your nose..

I wish my fishies weren't ill. Or dead. Don't be that mean.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


fanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
your fishies die (im sorry) and come back as everlasting zombie fishies bent on taking over the world, 5 seconds later they forget and go back to swimming around the bowl only slightly more aimlessly than last time cos theyre zombies now... oh and you have to feed them brains not sure where youd get them from tho confused

i wish i had more motivation

fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you get more motivation but then die, you fish hating bas*!#d!

i wish hamamelis's fish weren't zombie fish.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


Kapura MataaroHoP resident longboarder.
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
i wish i had more time to spin again


too busy....once a week will suffice.

"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Um.. not sure who's wish I should be corrupting here, and I don't want to corrupt a nice wish about my own zombie fish, so..

You have time to spin! Every day, at precisely 2pm, you start spinning uncontrollably round like a top, until you get all dizzy and fall over.

I wish I could find a local poi meet I could easily get to.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Kapura MataaroHoP resident longboarder.
195 posts
Location: Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
you could! at 2 am...around a 44 gallon drum under a bridge...but they'd probably be crack heads!

dream corrupted...

i wish i hadn't run out of money at the pub tonight, tomorrow is st. patricks day!

"surely a longboarding fire spinner should have no trouble getting some action!"- NYC....


fanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
you didnt run out of money you check your pocket and find 5p yay!

i wish i hadnt made the zombie fish wish.... people seem angry at me.....

BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You didn't, but in a cruel twist of fate, the fish turn out to be harbingers of evil, bent on earthly ruin. With their non-zombie mental capacity and lightning reflexes, their dream is soon realised and the earth is left a barren waste land. Only the badgers survive.

I wish I had an apocalyptic goldfish...called Mr Soak

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get one. However it's not real, it's an alternate personality. You live out half of your life as Mr. Soak and kill off all dear to you.

I wish for copper and brass tubes.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get copper and brass tubes neatly cut into 5mm segments.

I wish I could remember what it was that I just thought aboout.
(it's frikin' annoying when that happens)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You remember what it was you just thought about but it's so fascinating you can't think of anything else and you keep thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and thinking about it and thinkingaboutit and thinkingaboutit and thinkingabout it and thinkingaboutit and thinkingaboutit andthinkingaboutitandthinkingaboutitandthinkingaboutitandthinkingaboutitand..

till your brain dies of boredom

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I wish newgabe remembered to make a wish to corrupt wink

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
he does but you forget to make one

I wish brenn wasnt so forgetful

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
He doesn't forget to KILL YOU!

I wish the tubes being cut into 5mm sections wasn't actually a useful and good idea.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
It's not, and all you can think of to make with em are really tiny staffs


I wish i had some almonds

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


fanged_angelBRONZE Member
poiromaniac
162 posts
Location: liverpool, uk


Posted:
you get almonds that was once sugar coated but have been sucked clean by an old woman (happened to a friend of mine when he went to his girlfriends nans house and helped himself to a bowl of almonds on the table smile )

i wish the party i had planned for thursday was today

WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Your party is today.
However you are completely unaware of it and keep posting on here, thereby missing the greatest party you have ever thrown.

I wish for more liquorice.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You get loads more licorice and eat it all at once till it gives you the runs

I wish I'd remembered to make a wish a few posts back!

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You remember to make a wish, but it doesn't come true as I, heaven forbid, corrupt it.

You end up with a lot of charcoaled cake though! wink

I wish I hadn't woken up nautious for the last three days.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you woke up maximus instead.

I wish I could think of moderatly amusing wishes to make.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You make a wish that involves pointing out brenn's mis-use of the word nautious, He becomes very upsets and sicks 3639 bees and a hairy lobster on you.


I wish it was halloween

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
So Do I you should come to my Halloween party and get sloshed. However Your over there and I'm over here and Unless you can get here in the next hour or three, I'm afraid you'll miss out. Happy Hlloween.

I also Wish that it was Halloween

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
It is halloween. Which means that the universe is suddenly out of synch by about 6 months which creates a fatal flaw in spacetime and we all get transported to random points of discontinuity. Some of us don't even notice.

I wish my big yellow fish hadn't died.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
It mutated into an air breathing, flesh eating creature.

I wish that hadn't sounded so much like the fate of Hamamelis's fish

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
I wish it hadn't either.. My fishes are busy dropping dead, and it's all the fault of this thread.
In fact, I think I'm going to sue.
None have become zombies yet though..

I wish my feet would stop hurting.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Your feet fall off.

I wish my fish tank had fish in it. This wish may have already been corrupted and turned into a zombie.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Your tank has one fish in it, a great white shark. When the authorities discover you have no license a lengthy, boring, expensive, time consuming bout of litigation ensues. You are needless to say bored, broke and old by the time this whole tragedy concludes. *cracks knuckles and revels in not having killed/possessed any fish*

I wish for a shpadoinkle day

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
at the dotors you suddenly realise that your doctor must have issues if he calls an enama a shapadoinkle.

I wish that I had some hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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