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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.
This is not a joke.
Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)
Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.
He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.
Pm strugz if you find him interesting.
Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
newbie
19 posts
Location: Woking, Surrey, United Kingdom
So Strugz are you still single or did you have some luck at the party? Sorry I had to leave when you only just arrived - otherwise I would have showed you some photos I had of Jo.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Still no pictures.........
slacker, you must be from guildford
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Dude, Where's your girlfriend?
Post up some amusing excerpts from pm's sent to you.
Or tell us your about your inquiries into the valentines card you got... I missed the fallout over that, due to being ill...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
You were ill on your birthday?!
Sorry to hear that lady
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1172186167)
Getting to the other side 
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Written by: strugz
So - ive been asked to do a blind date....... what do you lot think, should i do it?
I met the man of my dreams on this site 4 1/2 yrs ago...what have you gotta lose??!!
Sorry, complete stranger butting in here...
Are you a robot...or an alien?
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Awesome
You meet lots of amazing people through this site...
EDITED_BY: _Clare_ (1176304101)
Getting to the other side
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Yep...altho to be fair, I haven't really met that many(In general I mean...I'm sure you're all amazing peeps:)). Probably due to the fact I'm never on here (Hmmm...may have something to do with it...lol) But yeah, one person inparticular has been a very big part of my life
Oh for the wonders of technology. Kisses to that special person (You know who you are!!;) Are you a robot...or an alien?
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Sparklygreenfire
I met the man of my dreams on this site 4 1/2 yrs ago...what have you gotta lose??!!
Sorry, complete stranger butting in here...
ME TOO!
Well, she's not a man and it was only 3 years ago and I don't really dream about stuff like that when I'm sleeping but aside from that...
ME TOO!!!
And I'm gonna marry her this summer.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
1,810 posts
Location: London
hehehe me too
....... it's not Molly though.... although she's a bit of a yummy one too
AND we're getting married next Jan
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Awwww...wkd!! Congrats and all that
Just goes to show, that persons email/pm/message that anyone of us has just recieved for the first time...could be the one to make all the difference...
hmmmmm....
Are you a robot...or an alien?
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
you pulled yet Strugz??
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Me also
Where?
And can I come?!
Getting to the other side
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Congrats to all the happy people who are getting married in the near future
Strugz, we want some updates dude!
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veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada
yeah stugz, get married will ya! lol
me me !
Shall I propose?
I think we did meet, once,I think? Ireland somewhere? so it should be alright to just get hitched, hey?
"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Ooooo...I love a good wedding
Are you a robot...or an alien?
1,810 posts
Location: London
Clare check your email honey
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hey lady... no email here
Can you resend?
I'll PM you my addy...
xx
Getting to the other side
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Dam you lot dont hang about,
at the moment i am a woman free zone, thats not to say there are not important female fiends in my life, but that is all they can be, ......... for now
I would go into detail but cant be arsed depressing this thread, especially following such nice news.
BamBam - i hope you and Cole are super happy and i wish you both all the best
so....... spinners at the reception party Sparkley, you sound like one lucky lady, welcome to HOP
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
1,810 posts
Location: London
Definitely definitely ..... we'll be tapping up all outrperformer friends nearer the time
Money is tight but there's cake and hugs
Clare - I no longer have a copy of what I sent you, but I'll PM you today
Hugs and smiles
Lisa and Coleman
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
mate - id do anything for you guys for nout.......
Toast will give you a 3 person doubles routine as a presant.. just tell us where and when......
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Fantastic news! -- Congrats to the both of you!!
Strugz.. did you pull yet?
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
there is two things strugz has pulled,
the first is the muscle in his forarm, and the second, is me
im always strugz's Step (el-nombrie)
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
well we all know that you are easy..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
dont we just
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
201 posts
Location: Southampton, England
Written by: strugz
Sparkley, you sound like one lucky lady, welcome to HOP
Yeah...I am!! I'm a very lucky lady...there's no one else like him, he's a very special guy...my bestest friend ever!!!
and Thankyou
It's nice to feel welcome Are you a robot...or an alien?
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Written by: MisStix
well we all know that you are easy..Written by: strugz
dont we just
AND [censored] PROUD OF IT!Step (el-nombrie)
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
special guy that like no-one else....... well clearly you havnt met me yet........ your in southampton!!
mmmmmmmm
we should hook up for a spin sometime
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
strigz behave...for once behave
Step (el-nombrie)
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
local chick dude
(sorry sparkley if you dont like the term chick)
worth investigating surley??
for the threads progession tho eh, nothing else
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
no dude.
sparkly, im sure, is a lush your lady, who does not need you hitting on her as soon as she joins hop
let her chill first, and relax, and then warn her about me, and we will be in eth normal swing of things...
is the soton meet on tonight?
Step (el-nombrie)
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