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Login/Join to ParticipateMomma Bear
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Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
If, like me you are utterly devoted to David Hasselhoff, (aka Mitch, aka Michael Knight, aka the greatest rocker Germany has ever known) you might be pleased to discover this websitehttps://www.hoff-lovers.com/
its hofftastic!!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Fool
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Location: Cornwall, UK
Threads like this shouldn't be allowed.
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Yeah - barely legal, I know that's why I did a search before opening a new one...
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Fool
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Location: Cornwall, UK
Like there'd be two... *shudders*
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
FireTom you owe me exactly 3 minutes 31 seconds of my life.....I want it back
Man that was like a train wreck.....I didnt want to look but I just couldnt take my eyes away
That was to bizzare
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
what an amazing music video, it had it all!!! Bouncing african tribe, weiner doggies, kids dressed as angels, 2 hasselhoffs, and him flying through the sky AND on a flying motorbike!!!It's magic with the hoff.
Thanks for re-opening the thread Tom, much appreciated
For all you Hoff fans, here's a cute and cuddly treat:
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Chuck Norris would kick Hasselhoffs ass.
He'd then run him over in Kit.
Booya!
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Has sharp edges
1,266 posts
Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
WOOHOOO!!!!!!Chuck Norris RULES!!!!!!
Thank you for ridding us of the Hoff Chuck!!!!!!!
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
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Location: Limoges (France)
Written by: FireTom
???? What is he hooked on?
Maybe the guy is really cool off stage, but this one really makes me wondering what "feeling" he's on...
Found this vid while searching Nunchakku demonstrations...
This song is really GREAT
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what to say? ahhhm I really do not want to spark the impression that I dislike "Hoff" as a human being (I don't know this guy personally)...
Loki - sorry I can't afford this, I guess I have to owe you that one...
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Has sharp edges
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Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
its not that I dislike him as a human its that around my part of the world he is the but of many a joke FireTom no problem I think I owe you for starting a certain other thread that has helped me so very much.....I think we're square
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham
Jump in my car!man i
the Hoffmeister...i'm so glad there was a thread about this already.
its nice to know there are other Hoff fans out there
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One day penguins will take over the world
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Location: Derby, United Kingdom
what is the big deal with hoff?! he is too hairy and has too many other admirers for me too like him!
ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!
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hello!
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Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands
Written by: FireTom
???? What is he hooked on?
Maybe the guy is really cool off stage, but this one really makes me wondering what "feeling" he's on...
wow, that was great! I just watched it about a gazillion times and still couldn't stop myself from rolling all over the floor laughing. He's amazing! I want to act in a video like that, too! And I bet I could also do that singing. This is really like a B-video (do things like that exist?), some subversive video culture or something like that.
Thanks FireTom for letting us know about it! I guess my life gained that many minutes, hours, mybe even days because of the great mood I'm in now
I LOVE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If anyone here goes onto Anthony Gatto's JugglingTalk forum, you'd be well advised to keep quiet about your admiration of The Hoff. American jugglers have a downer on him because he was a judge on a USA Pop Idol thing for entertainers (America's Got Talent) and he was utterly disrespectful to the jugglers who competed. The news stories about Hasselhoff being arrested for being drunk at an airport (and peeing his trousers) were well received there. Here's a joke, courtesy of "LP" from rec.juggling: Hasselhoff goes to his agent and says he wants to be called simply "Hoff" from now on. The agent says "Sure..... No hassle".
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Location: Horsham
*groan*
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We have way too many reality shows over here.
David Hasselhoff wouldn't know talent if it walked up and bit him on the ass!!!
Personally, the only show of the kind that I will even think about watching is Rockstar: Supernova although I'd like to kick Dave Navarro in the teeth for being such a [censored].
Ah, well,...cest la vie.
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
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I just watched the "Hooked" vid and now I need to have my brain squeegied.
Serious delusions of granduer!!!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
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I'd better amend my last post - Hasselhoff wasn't actually arrested, he was refused his flight and had to wait until he sobered up.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
how dare you shame the Hoff?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Yeah.... don't hassle the hoff!
addict
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Location: swansea, United Kingdom
the hoff is a god!
DONT DO DRUGS THERE BAD FOR YOU.
SO GIVE THEM ALL TO ME AND I WILL GET RID OF THEM FOR YOU!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
the hoff is amazing.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
I saw his autobiography at Edin Airport! Didn't buy it though, I'll leave that to people who aren't quite as indifferent about him as I am
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Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom
I was *this* close to getting my old Knight Rider annual signed by the Hoff. my sister works for the production company that were trying to sign him up for panto this year but a rival company got wind of it and leaked the info to the press which led to him going all catholic and pulling out at the last minute. Ah well maybe next year.
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Location: Plymouth, United Kingdom
When i was young i used to fancy the swimsuit bottoms off him! seriously! theres nothing wrong with him hes still fit!
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Location: Horsham
too true
He dosent look too bad when he's in Jamacia Doin' the limbo dance
Everybody gets a chance
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Location: Here and there, Israel
i don't care for david very much
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Location: Horsham
he is a GOD Owner of Dragosani's right side.
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Here's a funny question - does anyone think that the Hoffster has got remarkably large hands? The guy who taught me to juggle once volunteered a theory that many American male actors have big hands. He mentioned Ted Danson and David Hasselhoff as two prime examples.
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Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
If you would like him less hairy:
https://www.waxhoff.com/
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