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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students
responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favourite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18 holes. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full
Your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

This is so so true!!

passing through, this world still lives.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
That's awesome! Very true. Thanks for sharing that Frodo! It made me smile smile hug

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
aw.... ubblove

that's so wonderful.... hug

thanks for making me smile

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Tom...you know I don't like coffee ubblol

i must say that was very touching.....who told you that wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeah! That's wicked Frodo.

* goes off to drink more coffee *

hug2

Live well, love much, laugh often...

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
um, what if you dont really consider any of those things to be specifically important?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Mr ChutneySILVER Member
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK


Posted:
Thats aver timely Mr Frodo: I have been offered an interview for a really crazy job working in property sales in London. The money is astonishing, theres a car and a phone in it as well, BUT I'd be working 8-8 mon-fri and every saturday as well. I've been trying to balance the allure of ubercash against having no time to play, finally get to the gym or climbing or swimming etc. Big pebbles isn't the way. smile

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I've heard that from a chemistry professor, with the same stuff but some beer at the end. His explanation was "no matter how full you are, there's always room for a pint" ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
ubblol

priceles..... and especially as i don't drink coffee...

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Mr Majestik


um, what if you dont really consider any of those things to be specifically important?




your family, health, friends and passions are unimportant?

then you can simply imagine your life as a big empty jar smile


what i want to know is why was it specifically a mayonnaise jar?

what does the removal of the mayonnaise represent in the context of the life metaphor?

and why is it that the most suitable replacement for the salad dressing is in the form of the contents of a golf course bunker?


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
1. because mayonnaise is icky and horrible and doesn't have a place in my life biggrin

2. relief. getting rid of dirt, bad taste, grease, unhealthy food and ickiness in general. cleaning up and throwing out what we consider a waste of a sandwich (time, efforts, etc)

3. because they fit in and philosophy professors like golf. Some people would've used giant roleplaying dice, or maybe walnuts. I think I would've gone for the walnuts.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooh, i like it smile

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KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
because large round objects that fit in a mayonaise jar are hard to find i would think...
and you get more cracks with round objects so it works better...

i wish i had soething clever to say instead, but i'm afraid i'm just boring and logical shrug

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


tresSILVER Member
newbie
29 posts
Location: dorset, United Kingdom


Posted:
awwwh frodo, that was a very nice read.from tres and fuzz

Jelly


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Wha?!?! You are two people!? eek

Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Frodo


There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.





neatly sums up my attitude to housework - there's ALWAYS something better to do than that ubblol

and thanx Frodo - as with Mr (foul-botty) Chutney, a timely tale for me as i go in search of a new job. hug

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
...or have yourself genetically cloned, thus expanding the jar!

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weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
Written by: Birgit


1. because mayonnaise is icky and horrible and doesn't have a place in my life biggrin





I feel like you're missing out on one of the wonderful parts of life. frown It makes me sad on the inside, and yet happy, because then more mayonnaise for me! biggrin

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


LoewanBRONZE Member
and behold!
464 posts
Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: weeleigh


Written by: Birgit


1. because mayonnaise is icky and horrible and doesn't have a place in my life biggrin





I feel like you're missing out on one of the wonderful parts of life. frown It makes me sad on the inside, and yet happy, because then more mayonnaise for me! biggrin




Yep! Mayo is awesome! Have it with everything!!! Should try Mayo with fries! Awesome!

Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

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BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Can't. Stand. It. urrrrrgh smile You can have all my mayo. When I next go to a sandwich shop and try unsuccessfully to get a mayo-free sandwich, I'll just say "can you put the mayo in an extra-jar for weeleigh please!" ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not gonna draw the obvious innuendo about ejection of a white sticky substance being the precursor to your life. oviously it has to be ejected first or there is no life to fill wink meditate

and eek how can you not like mayo Birgit! oh well more for the rest of us biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
Oy.... but you put that white sticky substance into something else, and then it becomes your life..... tongue

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


Firetrampold hand
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight


Posted:
White yuccy stuff indeed is what I call it here in UK. I get my mayonaise in France or Belgium, oooh, yummy!

I had heard that story b4, Frodo, but thanx for reminding me of it!

Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
Written by: Birgit


Can't. Stand. It. urrrrrgh smile You can have all my mayo. When I next go to a sandwich shop and try unsuccessfully to get a mayo-free sandwich, I'll just say "can you put the mayo in an extra-jar for weeleigh please!" ubblol




ubblol I think we should buy sandwiches together all the time, cause I can never get them to put enough on mine. smile

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


Wild ChildSILVER Member
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jack spratt.... biggrin it makes the world go around

'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
that was cool it made me smile biggrin

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
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*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
that was cool it made me smile biggrin

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
that was cool it made me smile biggrin

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


JonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
Oooo! good, Im gonna use this one, nice story!

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
it wust be good if you posted three times lauz ubblol

KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
i have the same problem with the sandwhiches....

i love eating chicken with people. cause i like thighs and they like breasts. and so we both get more of the wonderful goodness we want ubblove

dammit, now i want chicken....

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


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