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Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Zang! Who is that, striding along the fields! It is [noodles], hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pound you so hard, you will see ultraviolet!!"
Clicky Clicky Mr Linky
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
Rampaging amidst the candy store, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh NOn! And she gives an ominous bellow:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I desecrate with reckless abandon!!!"
- although i'm a vegetarian, so i'm not sure why i should own a jeweled meat hammer.... but i like the goo bit.
hehehe, but this is good too...
Lo! Who is that, running amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Rhiannon, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She roars vengefully:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path like a river of pure piranha!!"
Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006
if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
"I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces and mail you to every state."
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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70 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA
Running amidst the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Mparker! And she gives a vengeful cry:
"You in some [censored] now, muhfuh! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"
Heh. My ACTUAL battle cry is probably "where's my keys?!"
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70 posts
Location: Houston, Texas, USA
Written by: Violently Tame
As Violently Tame comes running across the arid desert with a weed wacker cluched tightly in his hands, he screams "I'm gonna chop your ears,nose,lips,and eyelids off and shove them in your mouth while whistleing this is the song that never ends!"
Whoa. That one IS nasty. And thanks. Now I've got that horrid song stuck in my head for the DAY!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
my true battle cry......
hahahahahaha duck!!!!!
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
761 posts
Location: in the corner beside the filing cabinets, 2nd floo...
"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, you will not be able to see straight!!"
what an odd little link... ...
There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
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155 posts
Location: moston, manchester, England (UK)
moooooooooooo lol
this apple juice is a bit milky isnt it?!
A Fire Inside
191 posts
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxford, United Kingdom
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge
::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
Lo! Who is that, rampaging through the candy store! It is Mjk, hands clutching a meaty axe! He cries vengefully:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
Who is that, sprinting on the icy wasteland! It is Fire_spinning_angel, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She bellows mightily:
"I'm going to f**k you beyond mortal comprehension, then bake cookies!!!"
lol YEAH!!!
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom
Written by: pineapple pete
SPOOOON!!!!
had to be done, you beat me to it.
i find a cry of "catch" works, while passing something to your victim of course, then while their natural reaction to catch said object kicks in and their arms are otherwise engaged, you can kick them in the shin and run off giggling like a schoolgirl.
What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?
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