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...curiously lost
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Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board
2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Well HoP'ers it seems to me that there is a lot of "tarting it" going on in several threads so I though that you would all like a place to outrageously flirt without consequences!
So here it is - a guilt free, no strings attached place on HoP to tart it till your hearts content with ya fave HoP'er(s).
Basic rules :-
1) Keep it clean(ish)
as its a PG board2) The thread is officially a guilt and consequence free fun thread so anything posted is just for fun.
3) If a partner/spouse becomes irate at posted comment refer them to said rules and please remember that I as thread starter take no responsibility for any hitting that occurs
Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! 
GOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
ooh, tarts
*puts a tart in the toaster*
I love pop-tarts...
ooh, tarts
*puts a tart in the toaster*
I love pop-tarts...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
veteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Posted:
you sure thats the kind of tart being spoken about?
you sure thats the kind of tart being spoken about?
SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
*wanders in ruffling her hair* i wondered where this thread had got to...
*wanders in ruffling her hair* i wondered where this thread had got to...
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm moving into this thread...I feel very at home here
I'm moving into this thread...I feel very at home here
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
ok, note to self, read what things are about before posting on them.
well, as I am already here I may aswell make myself at home.
*makes self at home*
ok, note to self, read what things are about before posting on them.
well, as I am already here I may aswell make myself at home.
*makes self at home*
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
to smarty pants
to foxindocs
to hanz
to strugz and Mig (no offense) but
now then hello ladies how you's doin'
to smarty pants to foxindocs to hanzto strugz and Mig (no offense) but
now then hello ladies how you's doin'
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
Was that you'r best Joey impression?
Was that you'r best Joey impression?
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
It may not be good but you get the idea
I can't think of a better line of text that says it soooo well
It may not be good but you get the idea
I can't think of a better line of text that says it soooo well
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
i thought it was quite good doll
i thought it was quite good doll
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
(i'm a tart and don't care)
(i'm a tart and don't care) A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
dont we know it
dont we know it
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
hey guys room for a little one.
i've been trying to be a good boy but it's sooooooo boring time to start acting my npormal self again
hey guys room for a little one.
i've been trying to be a good boy but it's sooooooo boring time to start acting my npormal self again
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
get out get out
har-row!!!!
now behave like tarts or bugger off
get out get out
har-row!!!!
now behave like tarts or bugger off
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,964 posts
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., United Kingdom
Posted:
kiss my ass
kiss my ass
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
You are the expert so please teach me how to be tarty so i don't get booted out
Written by: Mynci
now behave like tarts or bugger off
You are the expert so please teach me how to be tarty so i don't get booted out
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
boots are a good start thigh high and leather
boots are a good start thigh high and leather
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
strugz yer a natural 
Written by: strugz
kiss my ass
strugz yer a natural A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
I got funky, kick ass boots. not knee high or leather but they are black and hide a nasty bruise I have. *put's boots on and stomps back to seat* oooooooh, look at how shiny they are
I got funky, kick ass boots. not knee high or leather but they are black and hide a nasty bruise I have. *put's boots on and stomps back to seat* oooooooh, look at how shiny they are
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I have *stares into space remembering erotic boot image*
you my dear could tech me a thing or 2 I imagine. I've only been a tart for about a week. *runs and hides behind net curtains* ohhh lacey....
I have *stares into space remembering erotic boot image*
you my dear could tech me a thing or 2 I imagine. I've only been a tart for about a week. *runs and hides behind net curtains* ohhh lacey....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
u are very strange. u wanna try my boots on or just want me to stomp around for a bit?
u are very strange. u wanna try my boots on or just want me to stomp around for a bit?
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
please my dear stomp away. *sits back and watches*
please my dear stomp away. *sits back and watches* A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
*joins mynci*
*joins mynci*
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
YAY! I'M A TART, I'M A TART *does victory dance*
YAY! I'M A TART, I'M A TART *does victory dance*
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
*Hands marie official tart badge* I now pronounce you "TART" in the eyes of all here. and now.....hey baby!
*Hands marie official tart badge* I now pronounce you "TART" in the eyes of all here.
and now.....hey baby! A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
veteran
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Location: United Kingdom
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Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
look, Im a tart *plonks down on Mynci's lap and claps hands enthusiastically*
look, Im a tart *plonks down on Mynci's lap and claps hands enthusiastically*
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Macaque of all trades
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Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
(wants to say something but is content with pretty lady on his LAP)
(wants to say something but is content with pretty lady on his LAP)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
veteran
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Location: United Kingdom
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1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
go on hun. say what u want to say or I'm gonna get up and hunt for new victims.
go on hun. say what u want to say or I'm gonna get up and hunt for new victims.
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Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
comfortable... I got a present for you you can putit in yer mouth...bite and be very happy.
can i sit on your lap? things may get a little uncomfortable
comfortable...
I got a present for you you can putit in yer mouth...bite and be very happy.can i sit on your lap? things may get a little uncomfortable
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
ok. lets swap. Hold on, what do you mean uncomfortable?
you saying I have a boney bum or summat?
EDITED_BY: LilMissSmartyPants (1127831817)
ok. lets swap. Hold on, what do you mean uncomfortable?
you saying I have a boney bum or summat?
EDITED_BY: LilMissSmartyPants (1127831817)
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
maybe it's uncomfortable for you?
maybe it's uncomfortable for you?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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