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Location: Glesga! (Or Glasgow.)
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Location: Glesga! (Or Glasgow.)
Posted:
So, last night I had to break into my house..
I was locked out at 4am, and the keys were in the other side of the door, so it made my keys useless. So, I thought about how else I could get in without waking my parents. I always leave my bedroom window open, just cos I hate being hot at night. All I had to do was figure out a way of climbing onto the roof.. Took me 20 minutes, but I did it, getting mildly stuck along the way. My lower half was dangling off the roof, my upper half lying on the roof. My right arm free and able, left arm...stuck under my chest for some reason. Took me a while..but I got out of it, then cat-crawled along the roof, and in through my bedroom window. I felt so ninja, it ruled :P
Anyone else got any stupid stories like that?
So, last night I had to break into my house..
I was locked out at 4am, and the keys were in the other side of the door, so it made my keys useless. So, I thought about how else I could get in without waking my parents. I always leave my bedroom window open, just cos I hate being hot at night. All I had to do was figure out a way of climbing onto the roof.. Took me 20 minutes, but I did it, getting mildly stuck along the way. My lower half was dangling off the roof, my upper half lying on the roof. My right arm free and able, left arm...stuck under my chest for some reason. Took me a while..but I got out of it, then cat-crawled along the roof, and in through my bedroom window. I felt so ninja, it ruled :P
Anyone else got any stupid stories like that?
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The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
209 posts
Location: Blackhill, Australia
Posted:
tried climbing down through the sunroof in the bathroom, slipped and smashed into the toilet..
such is life
tried climbing down through the sunroof in the bathroom, slipped and smashed into the toilet..
such is life
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit?
Orange:no
Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie.
*Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Left my keys at home once and my flatmates wernt in, so had to climb up scaffolding and into their bedroom window,managed to break their stereo in the process by knocking it off the table with my foot. 15 minutes later I had to explain it to the police who had been called out by a concerned neighbour- (who also got us evicted for being too noisy), and pay for a new stereo. Grrr
Left my keys at home once and my flatmates wernt in, so had to climb up scaffolding and into their bedroom window,managed to break their stereo in the process by knocking it off the table with my foot. 15 minutes later I had to explain it to the police who had been called out by a concerned neighbour- (who also got us evicted for being too noisy), and pay for a new stereo. Grrr
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