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Location: The Phire Kru
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Location: The Phire Kru
Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
SILVER Member
Doesn't play well with others...
187 posts
Location: CANADA
Doesn't play well with others...
187 posts
Location: CANADA
Posted:
's for Tao Star, Blu & Noodles (who bid for me yesterday)
's for everyone else too!
EDITED_BY: Blayze (1129649593)
's for Tao Star, Blu & Noodles (who bid for me yesterday)'s for everyone else too!EDITED_BY: Blayze (1129649593)
I smile because I have no idea what is going on...
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Have you sold yourself tao Star? If not, I got loads I am willing to bid for you!
I up my bid for Blayze to include
crumpets and tea
a hiccup
a smile
babies breath
and fairy laughter
Have you sold yourself tao Star? If not, I got loads I am willing to bid for you!
I up my bid for Blayze to include
crumpets and tea
a hiccup
a smile
babies breath
and fairy laughter
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Posted:
's back.
I would continue to bid in an attempt to outbid blu but to be honest it's impossible
's back.I would continue to bid in an attempt to outbid blu but to be honest it's impossible
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
well, i dunno, i guess the aution's technically still open cos i never closed it.
well, i dunno, i guess the aution's technically still open cos i never closed it.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
aaah, tis true
aaah, tis true
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ok, for Tao Star I bid:
Angel hair
Fairy wings
12 dodo birds
an active volcano
13 dragon flies
a pin coushin with silver tinsel trim
a chat with father time
an air-o-train
a flock of clouds
a trampoline
a squishy thing that you can squish and call your squishy
two reby red apples
a compass
a pair of unicorn boots
the removal of a phobia
enlightenment
the north-east quarter of Jupiter
a bottle of flame from the sun
and two rocks from a valley in South Africa
Ok, for Tao Star I bid:
Angel hair
Fairy wings
12 dodo birds
an active volcano
13 dragon flies
a pin coushin with silver tinsel trim
a chat with father time
an air-o-train
a flock of clouds
a trampoline
a squishy thing that you can squish and call your squishy
two reby red apples
a compass
a pair of unicorn boots
the removal of a phobia
enlightenment
the north-east quarter of Jupiter
a bottle of flame from the sun
and two rocks from a valley in South Africa
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
ooooh, a squishy thing! i've always wanted one of those.
who does all this stuff go to? me or my owner?
ooooh, a squishy thing! i've always wanted one of those.
who does all this stuff go to? me or my owner?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
It goes to you, and the person who offers it becomes your owner. Based on the bids, you decide who owns you.
It goes to you, and the person who offers it becomes your owner. Based on the bids, you decide who owns you.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Tink... I continue to bid ( coz i want you muchly )
A postmans hat
a walk through mirror
a play with Vlad
The fluffiest thing in the universe (made fluffier)
all the shiney things
a cuckoo clock with 1 hand
a cuddly toy
the toupeé from a whale (not wales)
the deeds to kubla khan
a shower iron
a water-proof sponge
a place to stay
a toilet-tree
the nucleus from an atom of posh 147
a spare hand for a cuckoo clock
and
a set of steak knives.
Tink... I continue to bid ( coz i want you muchly
)A postmans hat
a walk through mirror
a play with Vlad
The fluffiest thing in the universe (made fluffier)
all the shiney things
a cuckoo clock with 1 hand
a cuddly toy
the toupeé from a whale (not wales)
the deeds to kubla khan
a shower iron
a water-proof sponge
a place to stay
a toilet-tree
the nucleus from an atom of posh 147
a spare hand for a cuckoo clock
and
a set of steak knives.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
lost i also include..
all my respect and all the covers if we wake up in the same thread together (been upping my bids loads coz you is FANTASTIC)
lost i also include..
all my respect and all the covers if we wake up in the same thread together (been upping my bids loads coz you is FANTASTIC)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
ok firstly is aimée still avaialble?
second
for tink i bid :
an infite supply of innuendos for every situation and for following any comment
a life time supply of huggles and kisses
massages
a few visits from me to you when ever i can
a harlequin hat
a spikey hate
a good listener
a the cutest and fluffyest thing in the universe
the prettest thing in the universe
somewhere to stay in london
guided tours of london, dorking and many other wierd locations
a source of infinte amusment
a friend
a collection of cards for free drinks
a packet of matches
free cds of what ever music i have that you want
free dvds of what ever i have you want
40 ball point pens
a never ending stream of friendly comments in your thread
a person to play euphamism game with
help tickling all and sundry
and 100 unlimited voucher of favors (ie they're not limited - if i can do it i will)
so i hope you like
ok firstly is aimée still avaialble?
second
for tink i bid :
an infite supply of innuendos for every situation and for following any comment
a life time supply of huggles and kisses
massages
a few visits from me to you when ever i can
a harlequin hat
a spikey hate
a good listener
a the cutest and fluffyest thing in the universe
the prettest thing in the universe
somewhere to stay in london
guided tours of london, dorking and many other wierd locations
a source of infinte amusment
a friend
a collection of cards for free drinks
a packet of matches
free cds of what ever music i have that you want
free dvds of what ever i have you want
40 ball point pens
a never ending stream of friendly comments in your thread
a person to play euphamism game with
help tickling all and sundry
and 100 unlimited voucher of favors (ie they're not limited - if i can do it i will)
so i hope you like
back
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
you can't bid that i own him and i'm taking him back
to my bid for hanz i add
a halibut called eric
a dog called eric
a cat called eric (cat licence included)
and an entire menagerie called eric
oh and half a bee also called eric
4 moons from jupiter
the secret of the immortal soul
and the holy grail
edit:
i have the prayer and was referring to it in my bid
EDITED_BY: screech (1129661345)
Written by: Mynci
a halibut called eric(haha)
you can't bid that i own him and i'm taking him back
to my bid for hanz i add
a halibut called eric
a dog called eric
a cat called eric (cat licence included)
and an entire menagerie called eric
oh and half a bee also called eric
4 moons from jupiter
the secret of the immortal soul
and the holy grail
edit:
Written by: Mynci
the prayer to khert-neter (allows the person who knows the prayer to keep CONTROL of their immortal soul in the after-life)
i have the prayer and was referring to it in my bid
EDITED_BY: screech (1129661345)
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
GOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh all excellent bids but I cant make up my mind!!
oh all excellent bids but I cant make up my mind!!
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
screech you may bid an immortal soul but
lost I bid
the prayer to khert-neter (allows the person who knows the prayer to keep CONTROL of their immortal soul in the after-life)
screech - immortal soul no good if you don't control it,
You don't know it I know you're fibbing
bet you can't name the god to whom it pertains? or the first word or the words of power blocked off in most transcriptions mwahahaha 
so bid stealing eh 2 shall play that game
a dead parrot
some funny walks
a bunch of drunk philosophers
a lumber-jack
3 butternut squashi
A windsurfer (with anti-shark protection)
a pet dolphin
and
something languid
screech you may bid an immortal soul but
lost I bid
the prayer to khert-neter (allows the person who knows the prayer to keep CONTROL of their immortal soul in the after-life)
screech - immortal soul no good if you don't control it,You don't know it I know you're fibbing
bet you can't name the god to whom it pertains? or the first word or the words of power blocked off in most transcriptions mwahahaha so bid stealing eh
2 shall play that gamea dead parrot
some funny walks
a bunch of drunk philosophers
a lumber-jack
3 butternut squashi
A windsurfer (with anti-shark protection)
a pet dolphin
and
something languid
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
so far my bid for lost stands as:
a rainbow unicycle
a years supply of bread
a barbershop quartet of singing hamsters
a plane journey to nowhere
700 blue smarties
a yellow submarine
a bottomless noodle bowl (no matter how much you eat its still full of hot tasty noodles, flavour dependant on your mood)
a special twirly noodle fork (saves effort when eating) with pretty flashy red and green lights.
a jar of whinnie the pooh's hunny (deliberately misspelt)
a purple carrot
a cappucin monkey
3 bottles of russian import vodka
a family sized packet of jelly babies
a pack of coloured straws with bendy necks
a sherman tank
a piece of bungee rope
unlimited 's
a set of glow in the dark angel wings
a magic self spinning staff (no hands required just the power of thought)
1000 tubs of ben and jerry's ice cream (your choice of flavours)
to this i will add
my unsucessful bid for roarfire
a cherry pie
any glow toy of your choice
a pyramid made of cabury's dairy milk chunks
a four poster bed
a parrot that obeys your every command (and no its not dead before anyone makes any monty python jokes)
a tube of super glue
a barbeque
10 cans of silly string
a walk in the park
and a 50 ft long tobelerone
and:
all the time in the world
three wishes from the genie of the lamp
entry to the offices of the men in black
the colnels secret recipe
a star from the sky
an amulet that protects you from bruises when spinning
a red herring
a country of your own
the ability to levitate small objects by telekenisis
a pet shark
a set of bud and doyle action figures (anatomically correct)
an argument
the spanish inquisition
a fish licence
and a grail shaped beacon
so far my bid for lost stands as:
a rainbow unicycle
a years supply of bread
a barbershop quartet of singing hamsters
a plane journey to nowhere
700 blue smarties
a yellow submarine
a bottomless noodle bowl (no matter how much you eat its still full of hot tasty noodles, flavour dependant on your mood)
a special twirly noodle fork (saves effort when eating) with pretty flashy red and green lights.
a jar of whinnie the pooh's hunny (deliberately misspelt)
a purple carrot
a cappucin monkey
3 bottles of russian import vodka
a family sized packet of jelly babies
a pack of coloured straws with bendy necks
a sherman tank
a piece of bungee rope
unlimited
'sa set of glow in the dark angel wings
a magic self spinning staff (no hands required just the power of thought)
1000 tubs of ben and jerry's ice cream (your choice of flavours)
to this i will add
my unsucessful bid for roarfire
a cherry pie
any glow toy of your choice
a pyramid made of cabury's dairy milk chunks
a four poster bed
a parrot that obeys your every command (and no its not dead before anyone makes any monty python jokes)
a tube of super glue
a barbeque
10 cans of silly string
a walk in the park
and a 50 ft long tobelerone
and:
all the time in the world
three wishes from the genie of the lamp
entry to the offices of the men in black
the colnels secret recipe
a star from the sky
an amulet that protects you from bruises when spinning
a red herring
a country of your own
the ability to levitate small objects by telekenisis
a pet shark
a set of bud and doyle action figures (anatomically correct)
an argument
the spanish inquisition
a fish licence
and a grail shaped beacon
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
ok.... my total for lost so far stands as:
Much sporty type fun
A place to crash in the UK
Many mornings waking up company in bed thread
super 's
a jelly cycle
poland (they have vodka )
a kappibara wearing a waistcoat
as many noodles as she would like for company
and
a map so she know where she is with her whereabouts always marked by a big gold star
+
a cloak of invisibility
a dirt bike
freedom to make your own choices
Infinite tequila
a lemon grove
a salt mine
a groove armada
snoopys dog house
a simpsons clock
no ordinary coconut
and
a grizzly scientist
+
some rainbow post-it notes
a hang-glider
2 x pairs of leder hosen
37 roast dinners
much stuffing for above
a voice controlled calculator
a thought powered hover-craft
mr magoo
3 sugar plumb fairies
an invisible TV
schrodingers cat
and
a belly laugh
+
A sand-boy
a sand-girl
a rubber dingy
ALL my chicken super noodles (thats a LOT)
much praise
a golden handshake
all the good from cheerio's
faulkners secret hatch action (sooo james bondish)
some laughing gas
and
a billy goat caddy ( for all your golfing needs)
+
all my respect and all the covers if we wake up in the same thread together (been upping my bids loads coz you is FANTASTIC)
+
the prayer to khert-neter (allows the person who knows the prayer to keep CONTROL of their immortal soul in the after-life)
screech - immortal soul no good if you don't control it,
You don't know it I know you're fibbing bet you can't name the god to whom it pertains? or the first word or the words of power blocked off in most transcriptions mwahahaha
the complete prayer for Khert-neter upon request.
so bid stealing eh 2 shall play that game
a dead parrot
some funny walks
a bunch of drunk philosophers
a lumber-jack
3 butternut squashi
A windsurfer (with anti-shark protection)
a pet dolphin
and
something languid
I noticed you stole my red herring screech
and my final bid (befor this gets too silly is
a replica of the Pyramids at Giza made from popping candy
a goldfish bowl
an anomaly
bill and ben the flower pot men
an eternal flame (with carry pouch)
a chocolate finger hedgehog
and
FREEDOM to do as you want when and where you want
ok.... my total for lost so far stands as:
Much sporty type fun
A place to crash in the UK
Many mornings waking up company in bed thread
super
'sa jelly cycle
poland (they have vodka )
a kappibara wearing a waistcoat
as many noodles as she would like for company
and
a map so she know where she is with her whereabouts always marked by a big gold star
+
a cloak of invisibility
a dirt bike
freedom to make your own choices
Infinite tequila
a lemon grove
a salt mine
a groove armada
snoopys dog house
a simpsons clock
no ordinary coconut
and
a grizzly scientist
+
some rainbow post-it notes
a hang-glider
2 x pairs of leder hosen
37 roast dinners
much stuffing for above
a voice controlled calculator
a thought powered hover-craft
mr magoo
3 sugar plumb fairies
an invisible TV
schrodingers cat
and
a belly laugh
+
A sand-boy
a sand-girl
a rubber dingy
ALL my chicken super noodles (thats a LOT)
much praise
a golden handshake
all the good from cheerio's
faulkners secret hatch action (sooo james bondish)
some laughing gas
and
a billy goat caddy ( for all your golfing needs)
+
all my respect and all the covers if we wake up in the same thread together (been upping my bids loads coz you is FANTASTIC)
+
the prayer to khert-neter (allows the person who knows the prayer to keep CONTROL of their immortal soul in the after-life)
screech - immortal soul no good if you don't control it,
You don't know it I know you're fibbing bet you can't name the god to whom it pertains? or the first word or the words of power blocked off in most transcriptions mwahahaha
the complete prayer for Khert-neter upon request.
so bid stealing eh 2 shall play that game
a dead parrot
some funny walks
a bunch of drunk philosophers
a lumber-jack
3 butternut squashi
A windsurfer (with anti-shark protection)
a pet dolphin
and
something languid
I noticed you stole my red herring screech
and my final bid (befor this gets too silly
isa replica of the Pyramids at Giza made from popping candy
a goldfish bowl
an anomaly
bill and ben the flower pot men
an eternal flame (with carry pouch)
a chocolate finger hedgehog
and
FREEDOM to do as you want when and where you want
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
firstly i did not steal your red herring i have my own his name is filbert and he has a little tear in his dorsal fin
the prayer is from the egyptian book of the dead and is pertaining to the god osiris the first word is hail and i do know the [words of power] but to place them here now would allow everyone the full translation of the text would it not.
i add for lost
a replica of the hanging gardens of babylon made from jelly
a chocolate moose
a chocolate mousse
a daisho set (katana and wakisashi)
a tanto
breakfast cooked by madamme cholet
big ben made from jaffa cakes
1 shoe lace
a mobile phone charcer
thunderbird 2
3 bourbon creams
a
peach
a fruit salad
the ability to travel through time to 5 past events of your choice
3 first class and 2 2nd class stamps
and the contents of my bits and bobs box
firstly i did not steal your red herring i have my own his name is filbert and he has a little tear in his dorsal fin
the prayer is from the egyptian book of the dead and is pertaining to the god osiris the first word is hail and i do know the [words of power] but to place them here now would allow everyone the full translation of the text would it not.
i add for lost
a replica of the hanging gardens of babylon made from jelly
a chocolate moose
a chocolate mousse
a daisho set (katana and wakisashi)
a tanto
breakfast cooked by madamme cholet
big ben made from jaffa cakes
1 shoe lace
a mobile phone charcer
thunderbird 2
3 bourbon creams
a
peach
a fruit salad
the ability to travel through time to 5 past events of your choice
3 first class and 2 2nd class stamps
and the contents of my bits and bobs box
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
GOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
ok for tink i add
help with many things maths like or physics
your own personal gnome slave
3 oranges
as many ballons of NOs as you want (once i get the dispensor)
free drinks from my drink
my calculator
a weird window cleaning thing
my red monkey reg
posters
and a free mystry gift
ok for tink i add
help with many things maths like or physics
your own personal gnome slave
3 oranges
as many ballons of NOs as you want (once i get the dispensor)
free drinks from my drink
my calculator
a weird window cleaning thing
my red monkey reg
posters
and a free mystry gift
back
BRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
Posted:
I am taking all bids into consideration
This is going to be hard...
I am taking all bids into consideration
This is going to be hard...
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan
*Owner of Brenn*
GOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
mynci I am offended, what makes you think I need help with maths or physics?
Physics was the only subject for which I completed coursework in school thus the only GCSE i got entered for.
so there.
Carry on...
mynci I am offended, what makes you think I need help with maths or physics?
Physics was the only subject for which I completed coursework in school thus the only GCSE i got entered for.
so there.
Carry on...
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
BRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
Hmmm... well as Aimée is still technically up for auction, I bid for her:
The correct spelling of her name
The polish version of 'what shall we do with a drunken sailor'
some new sock poi
many days spent on a beach
a lack of chavs
A little man to spin for her entertainment
giggles
smiles
hugs
a beach without VD in the water
Lots of UV, UV body paints, and a random person on ecstasy to ask you out....
A pub called The Aimée
A magical paintbrush
paints of all colours
Some new fire poi, of your choice, of course
and that should do for now...
Hmmm... well as Aimée is still technically up for auction, I bid for her:
The correct spelling of her name
The polish version of 'what shall we do with a drunken sailor'
some new sock poi
many days spent on a beach
a lack of chavs
A little man to spin for her entertainment
giggles
smiles
hugs
a beach without VD in the water
Lots of UV, UV body paints, and a random person on ecstasy to ask you out....
A pub called The Aimée
A magical paintbrush
paints of all colours
Some new fire poi, of your choice, of course
and that should do for now...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
technically he asked me to 'go check out downstairs' with him.
mmm free neck rubs from people on pills..
but still..
thats gotta be the winning bid!
technically he asked me to 'go check out downstairs' with him.
mmm free neck rubs from people on pills..
but still..
thats gotta be the winning bid!
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Did I offer help with maths or physics???? sorry tink
at work so can't really bid more til later but i will...
Did I offer help with maths or physics???? sorry tink
at work so can't really bid more til later
but i will... A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
BRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
Go check out downstairs with him? but we were downstairs!!
Go check out downstairs with him? but we were downstairs!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
exactly
exactly
BRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Posted:
Yay!! I own Aimée!!
Yay!! I own Aimée!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
veteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Posted:
I still think I know who I want to be owned by... but he hasnt done enough for me yet...
Screech: you need to think about some of your bids more... I DO NOT want a bee... it might bite me, and I will swell up and be uglier.
But the maltesers... YUM...
I still think I know who I want to be owned by... but he hasnt done enough for me yet...
Screech: you need to think about some of your bids more... I DO NOT want a bee... it might bite me, and I will swell up and be uglier.
But the maltesers... YUM...
Pooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Posted:
hmmmm, not much of a choice at the moment...does no one want me?
hmmmm, not much of a choice at the moment...does no one want me?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*sniff sniff*
Im not much of a choice am I?
I up my bid for tao star to include:
all the pinstripes in america
a dragon egg
all the stained glass windows in Italy
The North Pole
a firemans pole
a bucket of water
the ability to shapeshift
the choice of getting rid of anything in the world that displeases you
sour gum
a big hug
an even bigger hug
the biggest hug in the multiverse
any pair of shoes you may like
a beautiful scent and glitter to be left in your wake
and a lemon merangue that I made myself
*sniff sniff*
Im not much of a choice am I?
I up my bid for tao star to include:
all the pinstripes in america
a dragon egg
all the stained glass windows in Italy
The North Pole
a firemans pole
a bucket of water
the ability to shapeshift
the choice of getting rid of anything in the world that displeases you
sour gum
a big hug
an even bigger hug
the biggest hug in the multiverse
any pair of shoes you may like
a beautiful scent and glitter to be left in your wake
and a lemon merangue that I made myself
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
Hanz, eric is only half a bee he doesn't have a sting and he's very tame surely you know the song about him
add to bid for hanz
a chocolate teapot (not much use but tasty)
a friendly ghost who loves housework
an orange tree
a jacuzzi
a stress ball
a massage
a bag of cuddly toys
a lucky egg
and a barrell of laughs
for lost i add
a mobile phone charger
my box of bits and bobs
1 shoe lace
a cuddly koala
a chest of sapient pearwood
and a pair of x-ray specs
Hanz, eric is only half a bee he doesn't have a sting and he's very tame surely you know the song about him
add to bid for hanz
a chocolate teapot (not much use but tasty)
a friendly ghost who loves housework
an orange tree
a jacuzzi
a stress ball
a massage
a bag of cuddly toys
a lucky egg
and a barrell of laughs
for lost i add
a mobile phone charger
my box of bits and bobs
1 shoe lace
a cuddly koala
a chest of sapient pearwood
and a pair of x-ray specs
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
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