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As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
lol so you gunna start bidding for me Gidg?
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
oh no im losing!!!
a metronome
a cassette with FRD singing britney spears
a picture of yoni in a bikini
a doll of Sparkey
glow poi
and a key to the mystery room???
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Sorry Cat, besides being broke and only having lint to bid with, Moondoggie wouldn't be happy with the situation if I did. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
lol no probs
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i will bid for the cat. i bid:
everything anybody else has ever bided. (lifts taken at own risk as i don't have a license. I'm not even old enough for one for about 4 months
)also all of the rainbow tac in the world
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
OK....back to the bid seems no one was sold whilst on my hol's.
liquid bubble gum I bid...
1 monkey army (not the arm of 1 monkey)
1 jelly fish
9 un-used paperclips
infinite big
a friendly introduction @ falmouth
20 used marshmallows
a piece of natural agate (crystally rock) found on a beach
an intention craft
2 cloaks of invisibility
a peice of wood
and half a cadilac
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
ooooooo loads of rainbow tac hehehehehe
erm I think things people havent bidded for doesnt count you really have to specify :P
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
do I need to up my bid for you toastied???
Jelly world etc
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
ok this took me ages cat. i bid:
a pair of blue lens sunglasses.
my avatar
my coffe mug
5 gigs of office storage
a coupla thousand
1 fairly well paid but boring job
2 slices of 4 day old pizza
some velcro
and 13 x 2 ply tissues (MAN sized)
(oh and a bent tent peg)
A PIN number for undisclosed bank
3 snooker balls
and a hammer to straighten bent tent pegs...
i bid my pencil sharpener!
PIN no.
snooker balls
tent peg straightener
air con
A jelly castle of your favourite flavour, (inc. drawbridge, portcullis and moat full of jelly croc's)
a jelly baby army
and snow fall of hundredsand thousands
a permanent black marker
a lighter encased in silicon-like spikes
an unlimited supply of hugs
and a yellow (or it might be orange, not too sure) ball from a ball pool
Jelly world
random stuff
candy rain
and...
baby elephants (dependant on how many of my elephant cavalry breed)
They're cute and HUGE!
12 multicoloured socks
3 drawing pins
a peter pan hat
my old bus pass
and a used camera
and a balloon
a crumpet
an odd sock
some noodles
a cd of some mp3's
a metronome
a cassette with FRD singing britney spears
a picture of yoni in a bikini
a doll of Sparkey
glow poi
and a key to the mystery room
all of the rainbow tac in the world
so what do you think?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
oooh snoop.. thats cheeky.
Toastied
I bid ... and ya can't pinch this.
protection from my unyeilding army of the damned, complete with full soul protection in the afterlife.
and
a happy ending
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
well i add to my bid:
joint power with me when i take over the world
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Hah! material goods....I offer
eternal paradise with esoteric control
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i will give you the freedom to do as you wish,
unlimited rainbow tac and
all of the crumpets in asda
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
toastied
your own personal crum..pet
all cute and house trained
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
all of the crumpets in every shop in the world
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
i bid freedom. (just wear a small tag somewhere that says i like monkeys
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i already bid freedom. i bid freedom without the small any tags.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i bid eternal servitude. with tags.
but its nice servitude :P
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i bid:
your own fire wand glove look: https://www.fire-gear.com/prodpix/gauntlet1.jpeg
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
all i got is a bag full of big red candles
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
and this magic wand https://www.waldorfresources.net/nstoys/images/magicwands.jpg
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
I bid
1 wild sling (fires water bombs 200m)
(and i really have one)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
cookies and milk
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
hang on SNOOP you can't bid my elephants...their souls are mine alone to command.
toasty i bid
Honesty...
Truth...
Honour...
Justice...
a pin...
Harmony...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
they aren't your elephants. they are mine. all elephants are mine. except the ones i'm gonna give to the cat
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
not true I have elephant soul cavalry and their babies will love and honour cat...
Toatied wants a lot, reminds me of snoop and blu-valley bidding for me....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
that was very funny. but i had fun. i really wanna win! i don't have enough people!
i bid:
my dads music studio
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
oooo this is very interesting.... the materialism is winning more at the mo lol but I see no motorbikes or treehouses :P
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i bid 3 motorbikes and 3 tree houses
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
I think you got me SNOOpoi
and the rainbow tac too YEY! Similar Topics
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