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As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
Stargazer
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Posted:
Hmm, that sounds very Indian... ok:
To my previous bids I add everything that AmaraO, Hamamaelis, ACT and Shocked_Prawn own (and love)
Tell me if I have to get it from you first... 
Hmm, that sounds very Indian... ok:
To my previous bids I add everything that AmaraO, Hamamaelis, ACT and Shocked_Prawn own (and love)
Tell me if I have to get it from you first... the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
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Location: Australia
Member
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Location: Australia
Posted:
Hmmm your gunna have a fight to get it off me as its very close to me also your gunna have to come up with a very bloody big offer to even get close to me LOL For Amara anyhow
Hmmm your gunna have a fight to get it off me as its very close to me also your gunna have to come up with a very bloody big offer to even get close to me LOL
For Amara anyhow #Property of AmaraO#
Stargazer
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Posted:
I'm not ready for another early morning decryption...
is it legal to bid somebodies' own property anyway? not meaning to discredit your bid, Anartha, but to me it looks as if you're holding AmaraO's ring hostage... 
*dusts off his M.A.G. (Marmite assault gun)*
I'm not ready for another early morning decryption...
is it legal to bid somebodies' own property anyway? not meaning to discredit your bid, Anartha, but to me it looks as if you're holding AmaraO's ring hostage... *dusts off his M.A.G. (Marmite assault gun)*
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
i think it would be illegal, to bid away somthing that is not yours to bid, but woah woah no need ro get violent!
i think it would be illegal, to bid away somthing that is not yours to bid, but woah woah no need ro get violent!
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Stargazer
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6,650 posts
Posted:
No violence involved
*soaks Anartha with Marmite head to toe* Told ya...
No violence involved
*soaks Anartha with Marmite head to toe* Told ya...
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Location: Australia
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Location: Australia
Posted:
*breaks out toaster and bread*
*breaks out toaster and bread*
#Property of AmaraO#
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Posted:
Reading your sig I get the plot *patronizing voice*
As you yourself are property of AmaraO, everything you (temporarily) own is property of AmaraO... especially if it really IS her property... so kindly hand over her ring and let her proceed with the auction without interference.
Reading your sig I get the plot
*patronizing voice* As you yourself are property of AmaraO, everything you (temporarily) own is property of AmaraO... especially if it really IS her property... so kindly hand over her ring and let her proceed with the auction without interference.
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
I want Shocked_Prawn. I will bid the following for she/he/it:-
12 wooden clothes pegs
6 pots of homemade jam
1 rugby shirt(of your choice)
6 elastic bands
1 course in contempary arts at Falmouth College of Arts (hot glass included just for you)
3 nights on a beach, including bonfire and booze
1 suit of original stormtrooper Armour
9 stickers
1 black and white beach ball
3 red glow sticks
15 yellow frisbees
102 water balloons
1 night under the stars
2 train tickets to where ever one feels
1 pin
6 nurofen tablets
2 pink highlighters
the ability to change into the silver surfer on a full moon
1 spare plug socket in my room
1 thesaurus
1 nudey pack of cards
1 friend from denmark to come visit you whenever one feels!!!
1 red bow tie
think that will do? anyone want to beat that offer.
PS shocked prawn. accept the offer for me xXx
I want Shocked_Prawn. I will bid the following for she/he/it:-
12 wooden clothes pegs
6 pots of homemade jam
1 rugby shirt(of your choice)
6 elastic bands
1 course in contempary arts at Falmouth College of Arts (hot glass included just for you)
3 nights on a beach, including bonfire and booze
1 suit of original stormtrooper Armour
9 stickers
1 black and white beach ball
3 red glow sticks
15 yellow frisbees
102 water balloons
1 night under the stars
2 train tickets to where ever one feels
1 pin
6 nurofen tablets
2 pink highlighters
the ability to change into the silver surfer on a full moon
1 spare plug socket in my room
1 thesaurus
1 nudey pack of cards
1 friend from denmark to come visit you whenever one feels!!!
1 red bow tie
think that will do? anyone want to beat that offer.
PS shocked prawn. accept the offer for me
xXx Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
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old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
interesting offer, but im still offended by the she/he/it bit
interesting offer, but im still offended by the she/he/it bit
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old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
ok ok. I should of added (delete where appropriate) But you know I am joking. To my list I add:-
1 make-up hug
xXx
ok ok. I should of added (delete where appropriate) But you know I am joking. To my list I add:-
1 make-up hug
xXx
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
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old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
if you visit over easter your going down muwhaha
if you visit over easter your going down muwhaha
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
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nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Posted:
So.. *cough*
Just to clarify, who's bidding for what? I think I currently have one bid of:
Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard
from Poje,
and a bid of a 3rd share of:
15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs
1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each
and everything we own and love..
(out of interest, do we get this before or after the martial arts training, 'cos if it's after you may have some trouble getting it off me..)
So.. how does that work if we are not sold as a set? I mean, is it like on Antique's roadshow and if you get a set they're worth more than the component parts?
I'd just like to make this clear..
Or would anyone else like to join the bidding, and make things even more confusing?
So.. *cough*
Just to clarify, who's bidding for what? I think I currently have one bid of:
Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard
from Poje,
and a bid of a 3rd share of:
15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs
1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each
and everything we own and love..
(out of interest, do we get this before or after the martial arts training, 'cos if it's after you may have some trouble getting it off me..)
So.. how does that work if we are not sold as a set? I mean, is it like on Antique's roadshow and if you get a set they're worth more than the component parts?
I'd just like to make this clear..
Or would anyone else like to join the bidding, and make things even more confusing?
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
Well, it'd be nice to find out who actually is out for auction...
To clarify my bid (each)
15 sunsets and -rises (you can keep and take home after watching)
1 full moon (you can keep as well, we'll make new ones)
6 shooting stars (recyclable)
3 contact balls
1 fireset (as previously described)
1 costume (of your choice, doesn't have to be bellydance)
1 sparkly mask
1 set of Angel wings (flyable)
3 sets of woodlegs (1m, 2m and one set skyhigh)
1 Hammockspace (including Hammock) under the Mangotree (collapsible)
1 endlessly patient Tetris tuition (if requested)
1 "endless summer" journey (you may choose the destination) PLUS
1 journey to the "Valley of Flowers" and "Gangotri" (source of river Ganga) carrying
1 CANON EOS 1 analogue camera and photographic patience
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper
1 passenger seat on my Enfield (timeshare), or your own
3 instant miracles (your choice)
1 set of wisdom stones
footmassages every evening
everything you love (don't necessarily need to own it)
1 course in martial and snuggle arts (to get it (off me)
Well, it'd be nice to find out who actually is out for auction...
To clarify my bid (each)
15 sunsets and -rises (you can keep and take home after watching)
1 full moon (you can keep as well, we'll make new ones)
6 shooting stars (recyclable)
3 contact balls
1 fireset (as previously described)
1 costume (of your choice, doesn't have to be bellydance)
1 sparkly mask
1 set of Angel wings (flyable)
3 sets of woodlegs (1m, 2m and one set skyhigh)
1 Hammockspace (including Hammock) under the Mangotree (collapsible)
1 endlessly patient Tetris tuition (if requested)
1 "endless summer" journey (you may choose the destination) PLUS
1 journey to the "Valley of Flowers" and "Gangotri" (source of river Ganga) carrying
1 CANON EOS 1 analogue camera and photographic patience
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper
1 passenger seat on my Enfield (timeshare), or your own
3 instant miracles (your choice)
1 set of wisdom stones
footmassages every evening
everything you love (don't necessarily need to own it)
1 course in martial and snuggle arts (to get it (off me)
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Member
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Location: Australia
Member
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Location: Australia
Posted:
Ok Fire Tom you caught me out *hands over ring reluctantly* Look after her or else *breaks out vegemite assult uzi*
Ok Fire Tom you caught me out *hands over ring reluctantly* Look after her or else *breaks out vegemite assult uzi*
#Property of AmaraO#
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
*puts on Nutella coated, Vegemite proof vest*
Why are you giving up so easily? AmaraO has not commented the auction since and (IMHO) the smelling sock of someone you like/ love is still worth 100x more than a piece of the golden fleece from someone you don't...
Maybe you consider releasing/returning your hostage without being forced to and come forward with a genuine offer/effort... I don't necessarily fear competition... can be stimulating sometimes.
*puts on Nutella coated, Vegemite proof vest*
Why are you giving up so easily? AmaraO has not commented the auction since and (IMHO) the smelling sock of someone you like/ love is still worth 100x more than a piece of the golden fleece from someone you don't...
Maybe you consider releasing/returning your hostage without being forced to and come forward with a genuine offer/effort... I don't necessarily fear competition... can be stimulating sometimes. the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Member
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Location: West Coast Tasmania
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Posted:
I am awaiting an appropriate offer... *grin*
And considering he does in fact belong to me- he is therefore technically exempt from being able to bid, as everything that is in fact his does in fact belong to me. Hence, he cannot give me my own stuff in order to buy me.
So bid away
I am awaiting an appropriate offer... *grin*
And considering he does in fact belong to me- he is therefore technically exempt from being able to bid, as everything that is in fact his does in fact belong to me. Hence, he cannot give me my own stuff in order to buy me.
So bid away
You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too.
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nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Posted:
This thread is getting a bit confusing..
Okay, to remove a little of the confusion, I will become to the property of the first person to bid a duck.
This thread is getting a bit confusing..
Okay, to remove a little of the confusion, I will become to the property of the first person to bid a duck.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
Like this one?
Non-Https Image Link
I like it less complicated
I bid
a duck
for Hamamelis
EDITED_BY: FireTom (1203694229)
Like this one?
Non-Https Image Link
I like it less complicated
I bid
a duck
for Hamamelis
EDITED_BY: FireTom (1203694229)
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Posted:
Wow..thats one spankin' duck!
Nifty!
Wow..thats one spankin' duck!
Nifty!
You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too.
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nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Posted:
Yep!
Jolly good.
Okay, you win, though I'm not sure I'm much of a swap for such a smashing duck.
Yep!
Jolly good.
Okay, you win, though I'm not sure I'm much of a swap for such a smashing duck.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
aww wow hat duck is ace
aww wow hat duck is ace
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Owned by J.A.C
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
*ponders how little it takes*
Life is sweet
Welcome
Please Hazel, you can label your self as "property of" - hence it would be clearly misguiding. I like your style and way of thinking (errm, I mean the part that I have come across of so far)... therefore anything that resembles "proudly owned by" would be much more appropriate
I will happily stick to my initial offers - the duck is only regarded to be the cream topping
However I send you:
Non-Https Image Link
*ponders how little it takes*
Life is sweet
Welcome
Please Hazel, you can label your self as "property of" - hence it would be clearly misguiding. I like your style and way of thinking (errm, I mean the part that I have come across of so far)... therefore anything that resembles "proudly owned by" would be much more appropriate
I will happily stick to my initial offers - the duck is only regarded to be the cream topping
However I send you:
Non-Https Image Link
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
SILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Posted:
Hey Tom...you got any more cool ducks?
And a pair of jailhouse sockpoi?
If you do...I'll happily be 'Proudly Owned By FireTom'
*grin*
Hey Tom...you got any more cool ducks?
And a pair of jailhouse sockpoi?
If you do...I'll happily be 'Proudly Owned By FireTom'
*grin*
You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too.
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old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK
Posted:
hmmm so i have a bid from FireTom and a bid from J.A.C to compare between right?
hmmm so i have a bid from FireTom and a bid from J.A.C to compare between right?
Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
Quite right, Robyn
AmaraO:
Non-Https Image Link
Non-Https Image Link
You mean like that?
Quite right, Robyn
AmaraO:
Non-Https Image Link
Non-Https Image Link
You mean like that?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
SILVER Member
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Member
67 posts
Location: West Coast Tasmania
Posted:
OOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.
Thats the stuff
I'm yours. *grin*
OOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.
Thats the stuff
I'm yours. *grin*
You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too.
BRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
Posted:
Ooh, I started a trend.
Poi, staff and duck exchange.
Ooh, I started a trend.
Poi, staff and duck exchange.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
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Member
7 posts
Location: Australia
Member
7 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
OK i get it im just going to sit in the corner now and sulk with my vegemite toast LOL
OK i get it im just going to sit in the corner now and sulk with my vegemite toast LOL
#Property of AmaraO#
Stargazer
6,650 posts
6,650 posts
Posted:
If I'd be forced to sit with a Vegemite toast, I'd be doing the same....
duabduabduabduabduaaaah
If I'd be forced to sit with a Vegemite toast, I'd be doing the same....
duabduabduabduabduaaaah
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
old hand
965 posts
Location: London
965 posts
Location: London
Posted:
Robyn. Pick me!!! Pick me!!! I will add to my offer:-
a set of House DVDs
A zebra mask
an eyepatch
A bottle of Amaretto
A can of lynx
10x2 orange flavoured Kit-kats
A bridget Jones Diary DVD(without box)
94 drawing pins
orange safety googles
cowboy boots(making them cow girl boots)
1 paint brush
cant resist an offer like that can you
xXx
Robyn. Pick me!!! Pick me!!! I will add to my offer:-
a set of House DVDs
A zebra mask
an eyepatch
A bottle of Amaretto
A can of lynx
10x2 orange flavoured Kit-kats
A bridget Jones Diary DVD(without box)
94 drawing pins
orange safety googles
cowboy boots(making them cow girl boots)
1 paint brush
cant resist an offer like that can you
xXx
Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'"
Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.
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