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Location: West LA
a.) I cant tell jokes
b.) I still think these are funny
c.) There exists no thread about Spin jokes
Sufi Master meets Poi player:
Poi player: "Try to turn clockwise too"
The last words of the firespinner:
"Watch this!"
A conversation in Bangkok:
"Which rooftop?"
....
andy
To learn - read. To know - write. To master - teach . . .
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
I think its important to add humor in this board so I'll just give my two cents
wich colour has you ceailing?
and when it was freshly painted?
(sorry this was the best I could think of for now)
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
384 posts
Location: West LA
Written by:
(sorry this was the best I could think of for now)
Welcome in the team. Your joke proofed worthyness under article Firts post/a.) and subsection Second post
a.) Not funny
b.) No Spinning
c.) I like it
To learn - read. To know - write. To master - teach . . .
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
wel erm at least i tried
. it supposed to be about spinning indoors...
erm... I will come up with something funny .. like.. some day!
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
i get it now
i think it got a bit lost in translation
Love is the law.
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
strange how I always think of how funny am and I cant come up with something
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Ok, I fully admit that I am crap at telling jokes... but I still make pathetic attempts at it anyways...
What's the difference between a poi'er and and S&M fetishist?
The fetishist knows when to stop.
sorrys Getting to the other side 
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
*passes everyone tomatoes so they are readily armed*
Is that a poi in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
*puke* 15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Staff surely?
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Lol
(at aimee's joke...)
Getting to the other side
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Damn wasnt I funny enough?
Theres the age old classic:
Nice balls.
(and it still makes me giggle when people ask to play with mine
)EDITED_BY: Unattractive Cranky Old Freud (1110921501)
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
jugglers
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404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
Written by: *Aimée*
Is that a poi in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
brilliant
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
whats the difference between a short picket fence and a dog?
only one has lots of white pointy teeth and will try to bite your poi
back
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
How do you tell a poist from a non-poist?
When you go to shake their hand, look for patches of missing hair on their arms.
Non-poists use socks for wearing.
A poist stops and thinks about the spinnablility of any weight on a rope (headphones, mouse, etc.)
A poist has balls that are at least 2.5 inches in diameter, and trust me they are hot stuff
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Written by:
The last words of the firespinner:
"Watch this!"
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Micropoi (r)... Where do you want to spin today?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
"love is in the air"
nah, just parafin
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
384 posts
Location: West LA
Not a joke but always makes me
What does a crows always scream when fuel gets on clothes, keeps on burning there, but the spinner doesnt realize it!
FIRE !!!
. . . I think its funny . . .
helps a lot
To learn - read. To know - write. To master - teach . . .
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
not so much a joke, but theres a trick i learnt years ago when you're juggling torches and you say "what does a kangaroo on fire look like?" then you put one torch inbetween your legs with the flame behind you and hold the other two like rabbit ears.
get it? best street performer trick ever!
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
what if you cought a poier in your trap?
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
member
97 posts
Location: australia, tasmania
ok, this is pretty silly, but why not...
not long after watching ace ventura 2, whilst walking to a party, i had my sock poi hanging outa my jeans pocket, and bowen says to me in a bad ace ventura whisper, "youre balls are showing!"
well... it was funny at the time
* people who dont like cats were probably mice in an earlier life *
Pooh-Bah
2,109 posts
Location: Philadelphia, PA - USA
I heard a great one today and hadda dig this thread up to tell it...
Q: Whats the difference between a fire spinner and a rock star?
A: Rockstars don't think they're fire spinners.
Let's turn those old bridges we crossed into ashes.
We'll blaze a new trail,
and torch the rough patches.
-Me
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia
Wanna play with my stick?
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Icon, that's brilliant
Getting to the other side
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