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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Well, howdy folks!!
Thought I'd just say Hi to you all and introduce myself... as you do....
My name's Ed.
Time to re-do this intro page, methinks...
Well. I'm now Older than my Teeth, but not quite as old as my Fingernails... also known as 23.
I have many interests. I have OCCJD (Obsessive, Compulsive Contact Juggling Disorder
) I spin poi, Attempt a bit of Staff, I devilstick... I've recently discovered the Joy of Urban Dance, and am trying to incorporate it into my Contact Juggling... Illusion is Great! I like straight lines. I like robotics. I like isolation, and I Love with a capital 'L' Hugs!! I love to be silly and play, after all, that's what Life is all about. I love to learn and experience new things, and am constantly Striving to improve my spinning/manipulation. I love to use '...' way too much... 
My Taste in Music is quite extensive... I like pretty much everything, from Metal to Hip Hop, Psytrance to Blues. My favourite at the moment is chilled out electronic music, anything with a funky beat to dance to. Can't really pick out a specific band or group, as I like too many of them...
As for film interests, I like things that make me scared. ANd things that make me laugh... and especially films that make you lean your head to one side, whilst doing this:
and saying Huh? to yourself for the first hour or so, and then suddenly Click! it all makes sense.I love to drink lots of tea, not really a coffee person, but now and again is cool. I challenge you to make Coffee to my Specifications!!
As for the Damn Marmite, Vegemite, Nutella question... They're all OK I wouldn't go so far as to favour one... I believe in equal opportunity and all that... However, none come close to a cup of Chai with a double Brandy in it...
I can be found in many places, Mainly in Guildford during Academic Holidays, At in Hull during term times, For I am in my second year of studying Spanish at Uniservity. I have recently found I have a penchant for hanging out with some weird, juggly, spinny people in Hastings, and can now and again be found there for a week or two of silliness and spinning...
So yeah, That's what I do. I'm also Sweet and Innocent.
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Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Mmm... Packing... My favourite part of travelling...
I always feel as if I'm forgetting to take something, you know? Ah well...
A years worth of stuff in 30 kilos... Should be fun... Damn restrictions...
A new laptop for meeee!! Yay!!
Back to it, I suppose...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Have an amazing time me lovely!
See you in a year!
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Of course you've forgotten something you idiot!!!
All your Toast...... Never forget to bring Toast.
Have fun.... Now get out of here before I set the dogs on you. No dogs.....
Okay.....
"MAUS"
Kill.........
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
*bares teeth*
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
And Claws!!!
What did I tell you...... Be the Dog , Be the Dog.......
Aaaand Jazz hands!?!?
Ta da.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Erm....I don't have any claws any more...but I'll work on it for next time...i have got quite sharp fangs though...ask Strugz, he thought it would be funny to headbutt them!
knob! Jazz hands I can do though!
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Strugz head-butted your teeth....
Odd.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
No not my teeth, just one of my canines, i got to choose wich tooth it was.
If I had an explanation for that(amongst many other things that weekend) I'd give it to you but alas I feel we'll just have to put it down to er...tiredness or something!
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Written by: Liquifies_Through_Contact
I always feel as if I'm forgetting to take something,
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Wow, how dedicated am I!?
I'm in Stansted Airport at the moment, Really bored... My flight doesn't leave until 6:15, and it's now Half four in the morning...
*sigh*
I hate waiting...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
156 posts
Location: Lets just say it's raining (Guildford)
Hello......
Skin up.
Jeez Ed, get some of your own..
Yes you can use mine.
God your Gay.
Miss me?
Rememeber to fit in anywhere, always pick some cultural refrence that will annoy anyone of that part of the world and run around naked screaming it in your own language....... Maybe a few Quotes from the Monty Python Spainish Inquisition sketch. Then Start sceaming about how they all speak the wrong F**king Language anyway.....
All ways get good and drunk before trying this. And If you Don't wake up in a police cell next to a rough trick named Jim the mission has been unsucsessfull and you must try again the next evening....
Ghc's guide to Forign travel part 1...
Mwah
Do I still look Gay???
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
You do realise you wont be safe tomorrow night?
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Keith, even if you stopped wearing women's clothes, you'd still look gayer than a big gay at a gay club dancing to YMCA whilst eyeing up your father in the middle of a disco dance off and sipping at a pina colada through a pink curly straw...
Yay for matt!! He puts people up in his house, and travels across london with them to visit their friends!! Cheers buddy, and thank you for not taking my anal virginity as well...
I had a wicked time in munich... I really didn't want to leave...
But, I've had a good day today... I started helping out on some 'speaking corner' thing here in Huelva, which basically means I get to chat to spanish people, and help them improve their english.
I got a phonecall from India today... I didn't think I'd get anything other than a letter every now and again... that cheered me up considerably and made me think that the next few months aren't gonna be so bad after all...
I got my own Profile on MoM!! Check out www.ministryofmanipulation.com and look around for me! yay!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Oooo that photo of you is pretty hot... Damn why didnt I bum you!
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Hey Ed,
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And leave those scary crystal balls at home next time you come around.
Have you got any gravy bones?
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Shut up you silly mutt.
you age 7 years to my one, which means that you'll die seven times faster than I will.
You still suck you little yappy C*nt.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
look, stewie's popping!
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Location: South Wales
Ed: Its astonishing i tell you
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Location: Bristol UK
Thank you Jon, that lady is indeed astonishing. I shall try to model the rest of my days on the life of that woman.
now... i just need to die, and live again... and learn to fly, among other things...I hope the Aus is treating you well, Mr. Man!
hello jo! Stewie does a very convincing Robot. he's cool. he pops, and he wants to take over the world. A good guy in my book.
hope you're good too, missy! Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
the annoying thing about being vegetarian is that you dont get to eat steak.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
anyone can eat a steak or two. Or would that be steaks?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
PLATES! Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
plates, yes, we'd need plates for the steaks. now, if only those plates were floating in the air...
hmmm.... a song comes to mind...
*One spinning plate, was only the start of it...*
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
If only someone was here isoplating in front of my very eyes, perhaps then my life would seem somehow complete, and I would have meaning to my existence. Yes, plates.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
and banging drum 'n' bass. we need banging drum 'n' bass.
about eight and a half minutes should do it...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
mullets are old school.
He's therefore cool.
He's not a dickhead.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
will you let him touch you?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
if he so desires.
but no going below the waist. that's wrong. Especially without Sweets.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
he wants you to run your fingers through his mullet.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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