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Login/Join to ParticipateHoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Greetings!
After constant thoughts about the matter I have decided to finally redo my introduction thread, so also apologies to anyone who thought that they were saying something extremely interesting in my old one but its a goner!
So.... about me
Name: Will
Age: 21
Sex: (wont say it, wont say it) Male
Location: Staines, London and Hull (United Kingdom)....catch me if you can
Favourite Toys: Aerotech glo meteor pro's, and my fire ropes
Been twirling since: Erm about May or June 2004
How did you get into it: Saw some fire spinners performing at the full moon party in Koh Pha Ngan, Thailand, got back n bought some poi!
Occupation: Student, Thunderbird, Ginger, Barman and all around nice guy
Hobbies: Swimming, spinning, watching the same things over n over again, tidying my room, cooking spaghetti bolognase and relaxing in Thunderbird 2
Music: Erm....I'm really very all over the place on this one so best not name any names
Favourite Books/Authors: Eragon, Harry Potters and Stephen King and whoever did Pedro the Parrot, oh can someone please get me into Terry Pratchett cos he always seems funny but i can never be arsed to read it
Favourite Movies: Jaws, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, A Walk To Remember, The Lion King, Leon, Pulp Fiction, LOTR's, Bubba Ho Tep and Natural Born Killers
Favourite Colour/s: Yellow and Red
URL: https://www.idonthaveone.com
Interesting facts about me: I've been attacked by a shark and wahay have a few scars to prove it
, grew up in Iceland for 6 years so can speak the language, probably better than i can speak english, or at least type anyway 
and my special talent is voice impersonations and can say that the sexiest accents in the world is the Russian and Scottish accent.So thats a little about me, my best friend is Minnie my dog, she reins surpreme and would trust her way more than most people, I'm not totally sure why I have re done this intro but oh well, I have met a fair old few of you lovely Hoppers, although mostly have seen embarassing situations (balloon thong anyone?) I spend most of my time cleaning my room and if im not cleaning it I'm messing it up. Love life is best not mentioning since those who know me know its all over the place, am a bit of a loose soul and a bit of a romantic, or is it romatnic Cantus?
erm thats about it at the moment. If Bird, Gidg or Pounce go into this thread please explain why I never see you in other threads, apart from pounce i think once in another thread, do you guys just stay here to make newbies feel welcome but dont actually do anything else. Anyway thats about it, feel free to look in my gallery as I can guarantee it will constantly have embarassing pictures of other HoPers and if you want to talk to me my msn is will_lh7@hotmail.comLastly if anyone wants a massage or some Spaghetti Bolognase cooked just ask
Bye!!!
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
*narf* Whats that Brain?
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
What's all this smooshing and squishing?
I'm mighty confused...
I've never been smooshed and/or squished before...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Smooshing = a big armed hug with a small kiss on the cheek (if I can reach the cheek being as I'm short).
Squishing = pulling the smoosh hug tighter until the person being squished turns a pretty shade of blue and then releasing thus allowing them to breath and regain their pinkness.
demonstrates on Ed both moves
There you go!
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1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
*wipes cheek*
I'm short too...
And dribbling is just impolite!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
oops sorry. I'll remember to put a bib on next time to wipe the dribble on first Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
That's ok...
I Needed the hugs.
I've been a silly boy.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Have you? Ah well we are all silly sometimes. Its part of living, learning and growing. I was very silly yesterday. I tried to steve with my staff without really knowing what I was doing. I now have a cherry tomato sized lump that hurts loads behind my left ear. What did this teach me? you may well ask...... Well it taught me that staffs are evil and not to be trusted.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
I've been Silly in a different way.
Staffs are not evil, they just need a different kind of respect and loving to poi.
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Well it would have been a remarkable coincidence if we had both been silly in the same way on the same day!
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1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
no, that would have been spooky!
I'm not the biggest fan of ghosts...
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I'm not sure I believe in them...... but I'm sure that doesn't bother them if they are there. They probably don't believe in me either.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
I believe in you!!
*claps loads so that Skully doesn't die*
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Frequent monsters are hazardous.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
smooshes Ed some more
smooshes Skully
smooshes Will
hehehe i fel like such a smoosh whore its fantastic
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oooooooo I'm a post whore..... or so Dunc told me on the phone this morning.... he's such a lovely boy!
smooshes everyone she sees
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Darn it, missed the smooshing...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
sneaks back and smooshes Flashpoint
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chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
stig of the dump!!!!!
where did that come from...? lol
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
awwww thanx Skully!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
Written by: Nucleopoi
stig of the dump!!!!!
where did that come from...? lol
I think its the stone age, and im sure Stig would prefer to be called HE rather than IT
Why is there so much smooshing in this thread, skully u post whore! But i seem to be whoring the intros forums at the mo
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
where abouts on your arm and how big?
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
right arm, the original spanned about 8 inches, now a lot of the scars have faded but ive still got a good 4 inch patch
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
thats pretty damn big esp as you were iccle
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Huh? Did I miss something, or did the subject change unexpectedly?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
go back to sleep ed
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
But it's not my bedtime yet!!
But seriously, what was 8 inches? can't be your *ahem* you're talking about, surely?
No, that wouldn't be on your arm... would it?
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Maybe he fell for those spam mail people promising extention ops and whilst they had hum under a general they attached it to his arm by mistake...... or maybe my imagination just went into over drive......
runs away before Will can spank her
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Skully [Old link]
and as for the 8"
shark bite remember shark bite Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
Will your demands are now becoming more lioke reality
One problem, Flash writ his car off so, how far is the walk from mine to Falmouth?
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
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