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Posted:
Well, this is my 2000th HoP post, so thought I'd might as well do an intro thread
Now, let's see:
Name: Paul
Age: 25 (at the moment)
From: Bookham, near Guildford
Toys: Poi, Staff & Contact Juggling (mostly)
Pink preference
: I like it
Significant Others: Mrs Durbs
Well, I spin with all the other Guildford lot, also am part of Burnt Toast (www.burnttoast.co.uk), can occasionally be seen at Spitz too...
Beer anyone?
Well, this is my 2000th HoP post, so thought I'd might as well do an intro thread
Now, let's see:
Name: Paul
Age: 25 (at the moment)
From: Bookham, near Guildford
Toys: Poi, Staff & Contact Juggling (mostly)
Pink preference
: I like itSignificant Others: Mrs Durbs
Well, I spin with all the other Guildford lot, also am part of Burnt Toast (www.burnttoast.co.uk), can occasionally be seen at Spitz too...
Beer anyone?
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Posted:
Yoink.......
Runs away before getting kicked in nuts.
Yoink.......
Runs away before getting kicked in nuts.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
Thirded!
Written by: colemanWritten by: GHC
Skin up!?!
seconded!
Thirded!
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Posted:
Ahhhhhh, I would if I could but I can't (As you well know, I'm severly out of practise, and those wierd american's use pipes! Pipes I tell you!!)
*ahem*
Better get some practise in for Falmouth.
Er, right, I have to make a video today for the video challenge I started.
Still, nice day for it.
Hugs for everyone except GHC who gets a firm kick in the nuts
Ahhhhhh, I would if I could but I can't (As you well know, I'm severly out of practise, and those wierd american's use pipes! Pipes I tell you!!)
*ahem*
Better get some practise in for Falmouth.
Er, right, I have to make a video today for the video challenge I started.
Still, nice day for it.
Hugs for everyone except GHC who gets a firm kick in the nuts
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Posted:
Surely a firm kick in the nuts is the same as a hug....
Socially
Spiritually
And physically.
It sends a warm glow throught the whole of ones body.
Ahhhhhh. Is'nt that better.
C*nt.
Surely a firm kick in the nuts is the same as a hug....
Socially
Spiritually
And physically.
It sends a warm glow throught the whole of ones body.
Ahhhhhh. Is'nt that better.
C*nt.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
Party at My new house...... I know that you and Dub and Strugz have a gig but you'd better be there after. With or
without tonsils
So thats the Seventh then..
CUNextThursday.
Party at My new house...... I know that you and Dub and Strugz have a gig but you'd better be there after. With or
without tonsils
So thats the Seventh then..
CUNextThursday.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
*runs in and bowls you over* *licks your face
*runs in and bowls you over* *licks your face
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Posted:
My goodness, people have actually been in here and posted without me knowing about it...
Keith - you party sounded crap, I'm glad I avoided it like the itchy nasty rash you generally have around your mouth.
Thank you Nelly, you rock.
Ow
My goodness, people have actually been in here and posted without me knowing about it...
Keith - you party sounded crap, I'm glad I avoided it like the itchy nasty rash you generally have around your mouth.
Thank you Nelly, you rock.
Ow
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Posted:
Could yoube any more gay .................
Could yoube any more gay .................
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
HELLO FATTIES!!!!!!!! Both in the same thread. Can't belive you fitted...
Right. I'll skin up a Lexie special which I won't smoke as it will f*ck me up too much. Instead I'll have a strongie b to wash that steak and ale pie down. Nice.
HELLO FATTIES!!!!!!!! Both in the same thread. Can't belive you fitted...
Right. I'll skin up a Lexie special which I won't smoke as it will f*ck me up too much. Instead I'll have a strongie b to wash that steak and ale pie down. Nice.
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
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Posted:
Oi Twot monkey!!!
I'm Trimming the Loaf as we speak....
Lex is Groaning in my room, go me!!!
Oi Twot monkey!!!
I'm Trimming the Loaf as we speak....
Lex is Groaning in my room, go me!!!
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
Thats doing exercise to the rest of you filthy minded Humans.
Mwah.
K. x.
Thats doing exercise to the rest of you filthy minded Humans.
Mwah.
K. x.
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
Heh heh - Maybe Burnt Toast should now be sub-labelled "Can help weight loss as part of a calorie controlled, slave driven, over the top, utterly exhausting yet often amusing barely controlled diet" ?
Quick question - in the loaf that makes up the Might Toast - who's the crust?
Lex/Strugz have my vote.
Heh heh - Maybe Burnt Toast should now be sub-labelled "Can help weight loss as part of a calorie controlled, slave driven, over the top, utterly exhausting yet often amusing barely controlled diet" ?
Quick question - in the loaf that makes up the Might Toast - who's the crust?
Lex/Strugz have my vote.
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Posted:
nutters the lot of you....
nutters the lot of you....
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
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Posted:
Seeing as I was born in roughly the same few hours as Elvis died I'm pretty sure that I should be the Fried Peanut butter and and banana filling.
Strugz can be the crust as he's the biggest C**t
And well..... Lex could be nothing else but the soft squidgy fattening bit in the middle!!!
Seeing as I was born in roughly the same few hours as Elvis died I'm pretty sure that I should be the Fried Peanut butter and and banana filling.
Strugz can be the crust as he's the biggest C**t
And well..... Lex could be nothing else but the soft squidgy fattening bit in the middle!!!
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
...that nobody likes.
A bit like gherkins
...that nobody likes.
A bit like gherkins
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Posted:
Yup..... A bit like Gherkins.
Which do I loath more.. Now thats a hard question.
Lex or Gherkins, at least Gherkins are quiet!!
Yup..... A bit like Gherkins.
Which do I loath more.. Now thats a hard question.
Lex or Gherkins, at least Gherkins are quiet!!
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
Both are short, squat, green and knobbly and leave a lingering unpleasant taste in your mouth.
Hmmmm, at least gherkins are cheap... oh wait...
Both are short, squat, green and knobbly and leave a lingering unpleasant taste in your mouth.
Hmmmm, at least gherkins are cheap... oh wait...
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Posted:
So does that make me the icing?
Huh?
Icing on toast...
Sweet, but a bit unnecessary?
So does that make me the icing?
Huh?
Icing on toast...
Sweet, but a bit unnecessary?
Getting to the other side 
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Posted:
Pah, you wish.
What's the name of that first slice of bread you keep on the end of the fresh loaf to stop the rest going stale?
A sort of sacrificial slice...
Icing on toast...bloody irish
Pah, you wish.
What's the name of that first slice of bread you keep on the end of the fresh loaf to stop the rest going stale?
A sort of sacrificial slice...
Icing on toast...bloody irish
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Posted:
Pah indeed.........
Pah indeed.........
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
That'll teach those hippy types to come wandering into a Guildfordian thread with only nice things to say...
Keith - You smell of a rats arse.
That'll teach those hippy types to come wandering into a Guildfordian thread with only nice things to say...
Keith - You smell of a rats arse.
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Posted:
Fine... don't be a pirate then
Fine... don't be a pirate then
Getting to the other side
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Posted:
*sulks*
Take you fantiasies somewhere else young lady - I'm married y'know.
*sulks*
Take you fantiasies somewhere else young lady - I'm married y'know.
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Posted:
I belive the first Pah was hurled by.... Hmmm
YOU.
I wondered how long before the flirting started... No one would fly Paul anywhere on talent alone ; )
I belive the first Pah was hurled by.... Hmmm
YOU.
I wondered how long before the flirting started... No one would fly Paul anywhere on talent alone ; )
Ghc to Liquifies through contact.... "Do I look Gay"?
LTC to Ghc.... "Like you just sucked off a big Gay man in that pub over there".....
Strugz to a River Hobbit "Your C***ed, and I have red paint all over my teeth"
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Posted:
i would.......
id fly him right over germany, then id push him out !
after all theres no place like home
Paul - we are both pirates....... you can be the slutty one
i would.......
id fly him right over germany, then id push him out !
after all theres no place like home
Paul - we are both pirates....... you can be the slutty one
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Posted:
I was going to hurl abuse back - but you went for the nice approach rather than saying Its because hes old and "crusty"
Thanks man
Written by: GHC
Strugz can be the crust as he's the biggest C**t
I was going to hurl abuse back - but you went for the nice approach rather than saying Its because hes old and "crusty"
Thanks man
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Posted:
That's a good point - Kenneth is what...43 now?
Definitely a crusty - and he smokes pot so I think he's technically a crusty hippy (Aside from the whole "The environment can go to hell, I want to drive a HummVee" attitude).
You coming tonight Strugz?
What's this about flying me over on "talent alone".
I do believe you just said I had talent
Wooo - go me
That's a good point - Kenneth is what...43 now?
Definitely a crusty - and he smokes pot so I think he's technically a crusty hippy (Aside from the whole "The environment can go to hell, I want to drive a HummVee" attitude).
You coming tonight Strugz?
What's this about flying me over on "talent alone".
I do believe you just said I had talent
Wooo - go me
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Posted:
you do have talent man, dont let anyone tell you any differant.....
no one else can reach your age and be that hieght..... id call that a gift
2nyt - no can do, but me and you need to hook up rather soon for a natter..... ill be at kieths all night / day sat / sun........
Ill find you sometime then
you do have talent man, dont let anyone tell you any differant.....
no one else can reach your age and be that hieght..... id call that a gift
2nyt - no can do, but me and you need to hook up rather soon for a natter..... ill be at kieths all night / day sat / sun........
Ill find you sometime then
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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Posted:
Mebbe... It's the Mrs' birthday meal-with-school-friends Sat night, and lunch-with-uni-friends-in-London Sunday day.
So not sure how much I'll be around on either of these days.
How enigmatic I am
Mebbe... It's the Mrs' birthday meal-with-school-friends Sat night, and lunch-with-uni-friends-in-London Sunday day.
So not sure how much I'll be around on either of these days.
How enigmatic I am
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Posted:
You are rubbish
linda excuse is passable - but lunch with uni mates - pfffft!
we are stood up for a buch of smelly students 
You are rubbish
linda excuse is passable - but lunch with uni mates - pfffft!
we are stood up for a buch of smelly students
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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