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Login/Join to ParticipateFlying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
5) I have a website called: https://www.firestaff-tutorials.co.uk which has a forum too, and yes, you can bug me with your questions on there far more effectively than on hop.
6) I pronounce hop as hop not as homeofpoi or aitch oh pea.
7) There is no seven.
My favourate quote so far:
FRD: Staffer threads go off topic far more often than poi ones.
Seye: Its commonly known as 'Meg Shift'. As a topic comes into contact with Meg it shifts to the 'surreal or comedy' end of the conversation spectrum.
MCP: My work here is done!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
can u link to the vid? or are u too slack
i wachked my google once and was very proud of myself
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
it's not something to be proud of.
I think it was just olgavova.mov or maybe olgaandvova.mov
ask mr blue very nicely and he may give it to you.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
shant.
(bampots)
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: mcp_orange
So everybody knows who I am apparently, and I never remember anybodies names, so if I don't know who you are and you call me by name, I will be a little scared and surprised, if I do know who you are but don't call you by name it's cos I forgot it five milliseconds after you told me it, if I ignore you completely, it's cos I didn't see you, these glasses are just for show after all, and they don't really work for my peripheral vision.
Well that explains a great deal. And there was me thinking you was just another high and mighty pook. too good to talk to us mortals
You winked at me once. And smiled. I was very proud
I've never called you by name and always wear my skully-crafted name badge for easy identification
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Written by: vodka
shant.
(bampots)
gie us a link then vodka?
No I'm actually HIGH AND MIGHTY!
FOOLISH MORTALS!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Eeep
Meh
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
ah, so apparently i would have been scaring meg a lot then? seeing as how she never seems to know i'm me?
:P
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Well there's that and the fact that you may leap on her at any given moment
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
why am I still awake!
ARGH!
:snoozy smiley:
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Is it to enable you to keep me company?
*looks hopeful*
Meh
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Or pour a glass of cold water on her.... ;p
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
why is your pocket so eager to talk to me?
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Well it ain't anymore. It's locked to SOS calls only.
I hate this new hand me down phone.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Tis a very lovely new avatar lady
Getting to the other side 
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
oooh thats very cool new avatar
guesse it matches the nice new teppoka toys page
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
It's my tattoo!
But now it does poi... ?
Meybe I should make it do stick?
Met Nx the other day. He had more or less hair than I remember. Unicycling, I mean really!
and firepoise, I didn't know you came to ed!
When the hell was that? "the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I was gonna ask why your avatar doesn't have a stick. But i guess your musing the subject kinda removes my need to question it so erm....
*wanders off*
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
in the words of orange:
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
She scares me
Meh
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
i was there for Uberpoi lady...
And a lovely little visit a bit before that...
Getting to the other side
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
"Get back to your smack.. because.. uhm.."
Howdy miss meg! Just wandering around, thought I'd say hello.. Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: Firepoise
i was there for Uberpoi
It's true. She sent me a text full of lies from there....
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Oh do tell!
Ry:
You have the cutest posing with girlfriend photo in the world. G'damn!
oh yeah, I was very breifly at unberpoi and very tired. Like when you wake up in the middle of the night to say something to somebody and don't remember anything in the morning. That was my meeting you at uberpoi.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Cool.
I get that vagueness too (and not always when tired. Often just because I'm accidentally daydreaming
). It's like when you totally don't remember saying something or meeting somebody... but they insist you have and act like you're utterly useless for not remembering what is clearly engrained in their memory... it's moments like those that make me think there are lots of parrallel universes going on around us.
Or something
And Cantus... I did not text you lies... Uberpoi was fantastic. Make sure you're at the next one
Getting to the other side
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Yeah, I love that. People are like Meghan! I met you at la la la la! And I'm like,
I love those situations. Apart from having to meet the person again and again and not ever knowing their name...
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Hmmmm.
Then it gets awkward.
Best thing to do... introduce them to someone else and wait for them to offer their name.
Then pay attention
Getting to the other side
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: Firepoise
And Cantus... I did not text you lies... Uberpoi was fantastic. Make sure you're at the next one
You told me that everyone there was missing me. I'm fairly positive Meg doesn't even know who I am. So she wasn't missing me....
It's all lies i tell you...
How anyone could miss a grumpy fraggle who constant points out that poi is/are crap and they don't work properly etc, is totally beyond me anyway...
Meh
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
oh oh oh!
(too much sugar!)
No! firepoise firepoise!
Oh oh oh!
I did a show a la BrJC with firehands that YOU miss Slack, totally missed by not being there! Oh! But now, I have it thanks to the wonders of olives camera! Do ya wanna watch it....
Oh no wait, your internet connection is pooo isn't it?
DAMN YOU SILLY MODEMS! NO MORE MODULATION DE_MODULATION FOR YOOOOOU!
argh.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
(at missing videoage)Cantus... of course we all missed you at Uberpoi... it was fantastic - so many people there, and you would have loved it despite your insistance on being grumpy.
Meg... ah never mind... you are dressed up like Rob again, so I'll talk to you on MSN
Getting to the other side
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
have you got that fat computer yet misssss poise?
I be going to america land, maybe TWICE next year!
And I still don't have a job.
just for miss poise: ...
if ya have broadyband.
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
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