"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
Grow old but never grow up
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely 
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
"Firework shops are like porn shops for Pyros"

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco
don't know why i think its the whole your 30 and what exactly have you done with your life, how ever i look at the other 30 and 30 somethings on the school play ground and think wow they look old, but they do even the ones in the jeans and heals, ok doesn't help that they all dress in the most 'fasionable' thing going but still.Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!