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Hello, and welcome to



THE HOME OF POI MONKEY TREEHOUSE



a place for all ape related HoPsters to call their own



and aren't we all related to apes in some way?





My Reasons For Building This Monkey Treehouse



1. i had a lovely intro thread on the old board, but don't feel the need to have it moved over. i don't have time to keep it fresh and reliably reply to stuff anymore. But it'd be nice to have a thread where i can come and chat rubbish every so often.



2. i feel there is something of a covert secret brotherhood of HoP monkeys, and a place for us all to plan, plot, and/or prevaricate on issues of monkey importance is long overdue.



3. Eva Sunbeam wants somewhere to post a monkey picture she found



4. Everywhere should have a monkey treehouse





Rules Of The Monkey Treehouse



i. No banana pilfering, thievery or burglary of any nature.



ii. Any references to "monkey loving" are to be of a Family Friendly Nature.



iii. Every, any, all and each monkey that wishes to call the monkey treehouse their home may do so; but first they must introduce themselves to the treehouse, supplying ANY RELEVANT INFORMATION about their person. Failure to do so shall result in being called before the High Council of Monkeys, and the offender may be required to pay a fine of up to 17 bananas.



iv. No whooping after 11pm.



v. Non-monkey HoPsters are welcome to make use of the monkey treehouse's facilities, including the pool, bingo hall and miniature golf course. Ape related salutations, jokes, anecdotes or other messages shall be warmly appreciated.





Let the monkey business commence...

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

Meh