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bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
you know those unbreakable glasses you can get?

i just broke my pair.

actually i think it was yesterday when spinning.
rolleyes

R smile

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GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
ooppssss..

tis not good

hug hug hug hug

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


ElannaSILVER Member
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA


Posted:
You should charge them for false advertising! biggrin

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*

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oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
Quote:

you know those unbreakable glasses you can get?






unbreakable glass..... umm

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
well I'm quite strong, but I wouldn't go that far



eek Meeeeeeeeeeeep eek



I'm only little

ubbtickled
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dj_gooseSunburnt Bournda Beach Bum
157 posts
Location: A Melbourne boy through and through


Posted:
it doesn't seem to matter what type of galsses i get i seem to be able to break them within a week of getting them, if i aren't sitting on them, i am standing on them, if not that i leave the blasted things on a train or they get nicked....what is with that?

cheers beerchug

Look to the moon, look to the stars, and if you still can't find happyness...find a bar!!!


Astarmember
1,591 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.


Posted:
*points and laughs at all the four eyed geeks who have to suffer with glasses*

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
spank

assume you're being wink

if not then extremely mad


ubbloland hug for drew

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
So I once had a shirt that said "People who wear glasses are ugly nerds."

Then I got LASIK surgery and no longer wore glasses, so it was no longer funny to wear the shirt.

So I gave it to my friend who picked me up from the operation, because he wears glasses. ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
what?

your friend picked you up because he wears glasses?

is that a rule of yours?

all people who come to pick me up from the hospital, must wear glasses.


oh..hang on..
you meant the t-shirt didnt you?

biggrin

Astarmember
1,591 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.


Posted:
Lasek surgery is seriously cool. Im waiting untill bionic super eyes that give us hawk vision and can pick up all light spectrums and operate in 0.2 lumens comes out.

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Unbreakable glass.... what a wonderful idea. ubbidea (well would be if it works) do you think they're scratch resistant? My glasses have scratches all over them and i had the coating over them to stop them being scratched.

I dont want surgery on my eyes because it might limit my plans for the future. I know the English Military wont let you in if you've had eye surgery.

ubblove

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
you should get that thing that goes over the large plasticy bit on the arms that then goes round your neck and immeadiatly makes you look like a middle aged, female librarian.

its made of string.

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
hehe.

the glass is actually plastic.

its the frames that are meant to be unbrakable.

and to tell the truth i've been conning you all slightly.

it was the nosebit that broke, not the unbreakable bit.
so sueing is out of the question(unless i move to the states and get emotional trauma)

ubbangelR

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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Quote:

hehe.
and to tell the truth i've been conning you all slightly.





Liar, Liar, fire on pants! wink

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
No, patrick, he is not a liar.

He has been conning us...

ubblol

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
tho i did once set my pants(british) on fire.... eek

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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Quote:

No, patrick, he is not a liar.

He has been conning us...

ubblol



Conner, Conner, Fire on Pants! tongue tongue tongue

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
ubblol

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Fire on pants?????

WTF? confused

bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
um.

don't ask eek umm


luckily no lasting damage was done.

and i didn't have to use my handily placed 'extinguisher' ubblol

R ubbangel

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
no no no no no...

what i was refering to was ...

didnt he mean pants on fire adn not fire on pants (are'nt they really the same thing?)

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Poor, poor Jon! tongue tongue tongue

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
argh.

confused..

too late for love and half of nothing to do it with. fish gerbils and anerexic potats.

Oooooooh.... grapes.

NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I think this thread may crack the "Top Ten Least Helpful Subject Lines".

Well Done Senior Cat. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
twice now i've been described as 'senior cat'

does this mean i can boss all junior cats around?

or do you both mean senor(with a twiddly bit i can't do on this keyboard above the n)?

bigs upsses to the NYC propsman for another pointless post biggrin

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simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
just a little enquiry RE: pants of flame

Did it have anything to do with that dangly drinky bottle you were using in Reflections, perchance?

My glasses are permanently wonky. The worst thing about hitting yourself in the specs when that soft bit of your head behind the ears absorbs the impact.

A ninja could plunge their thumb straight into your living brain if they hit you there, you know. i'd hate to be lobotomised by my own spectacles. That would be very poo.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
Once I set my pants on fire. I threw a cigeratte butt out of the window and it came back in through the sun roof and fell down the back of my skirt and into my knickers. eek A feat that I dont think could happen again in a million years. I then had to stop the car, jump out and try and get it out without making my self look to foolish infront of a group of kids who were playing in the street.

Remember people: smoking is bad for you!

Poi... it's an obsession.


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
Quote:

Once I set my pants on fire. I threw a cigeratte butt out of the window and it came back in through the sun roof and fell down the back of my skirt and into my knickers




ubblol ubblol ubblol

thats classic! ive never set my pants on fire but i did once set my top fire. it was on my bday not long after i got my fire stuff and i was spinning and some how hit myself and it got a stuck long enough for it to set my top aflame. when out quite tho and you can even tell looking at the top. serves me right for wearing something that flamble! eek

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


bluecatgeek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere


Posted:
er.
no

twas at a quarry film shoot(so yes, its on tape) and i had flames from just above knee to chin.

and scorched underwear(did not discover this until later!)

hehe

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
that sounds so dope!

let them all Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!

*grimaces*

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