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Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok so i had a whole intro thread written out and the damn browser crashed on me. so here we go again.
i told gnor i was gonna do this if she didn't herself, and since she's refusing to write it, here it is. the truth about gnor....
name: gaynor
location: perth, OZ
favorite things: rocks, plastic castles that sit on rocks, wet fish, blue fish named dory
been spinning since: january
favorite things to do: sit in the HOP chat room (she's addicted), send lovely pictures and funny emails to pounce and narr, hit people with wet fish, poi, medieval reenactment, looking at rocks
first HOP she met in person: dentrassi
first thing they did:
next thing they did: introduce themselves
wants: a glomp smilie for the chatroom, a wet fish smilie for the chatroom, to teach all her friends poi, to fly all her HOP friends to see her in OZ and spin together
ok i think i've done enough damage.
ya, she's gonna hurt me for this one.
oh, and she's afraid no one will say hi to her so everyone must come and visit her thread hundreds of times to make her feel as loved as she is
oh ya, she's definately gonna hurt me for this one.
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Written by: georgemc
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"white thingies" -
My dog and I are having words about my lily off (after being dragged about the yard) white unmentionables. Apparently crotchless undies are the ducks nuts
George English, Welsh, French, South Indian, etc.: from the personal name George, Greek Georgios, from an adjectival form, georgios ‘rustic’, of georgos ‘farmer’
Heather should so call you Gorgeous Georgios
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Ahhh, sometimes she does...
the "rustic" bit though always made me think of the proverbial brick [censored] house though
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
according to my parents' baby names book, my name means "house of poverty" but according to other things it's "house of figs"...oh how much does my name's meaning SUCK!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
awwww...Rouge.
Red Dragon is much funkier
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Magic
The Gnor are a magical race. Their natural morphing to accommodate changing environments is a testament to this fact. Some Gnor are also proficient Weavers and Channelers. Gnor Channelers usually draw power from nature spirits or from the Gnor deity, Gobruzagel.
Google is a strange thing
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Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
House of figs
how 'bout house of crazed nuts? Gobruzagel??!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
No, the house of crazed nuts is HoP!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
that's "glazed nuts"...
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Glazed nuts?
Why, George, I have to admit I'm surprised. You never struck me as the type...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
We seem to talk about your nethers alot George.
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Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
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Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
not talking about my nethers - stop twisting my words you two!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
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Possibly as monkey playing a mouth organ...or me trying not to laugh
A cup for you
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Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
is that the speak no evil monkey? If so, it could probably teach something to george
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
how to eat bananas properly??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
how would you eat a banana with your hands covering your mouth? squish it through your fingers?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
George are you still playing with your food?
giggles
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Dahlink, your msn is playing up again
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Written by: Rouge Dragon
how would you eat a banana with your hands covering your mouth? squish it through your fingers?
no - that's the shoving it in stage...
don't you know anything? Oh, that's right - you're a professional academic!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
i'm not a professional academic! 
I'm not paid to suffer at that university!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
kind of - although you pay to suffer there - does that make it worse? ;-)
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
what do you think? *cries*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*points and laughs at the pathetic academic*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*goes back to the supermarket to buy more cases of mean*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
wot George said!! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
george, are you dittoing yourself in the third person?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
which George are you talking to - me or him??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
the prettier one
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
George is talking in the third person? Is he starting to use the role "we" yet?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Hey keep the golden showering out of my thread thanks.
Cant get the smell out and Gs swiffer doesnt cut it.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Gidg - that's "the royal we"
and we don't talk like that around these parts - one would not wish to disturb the natives unduly
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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