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9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok so i had a whole intro thread written out and the damn browser crashed on me. so here we go again.
i told gnor i was gonna do this if she didn't herself, and since she's refusing to write it, here it is. the truth about gnor....
name: gaynor
location: perth, OZ
favorite things: rocks, plastic castles that sit on rocks, wet fish, blue fish named dory
been spinning since: january
favorite things to do: sit in the HOP chat room (she's addicted), send lovely pictures and funny emails to pounce and narr, hit people with wet fish, poi, medieval reenactment, looking at rocks
first HOP she met in person: dentrassi
first thing they did:
next thing they did: introduce themselves
wants: a glomp smilie for the chatroom, a wet fish smilie for the chatroom, to teach all her friends poi, to fly all her HOP friends to see her in OZ and spin together
ok i think i've done enough damage.
ya, she's gonna hurt me for this one.
oh, and she's afraid no one will say hi to her so everyone must come and visit her thread hundreds of times to make her feel as loved as she is
oh ya, she's definately gonna hurt me for this one.
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ooh I could threaten to smear your msn in marmite if it doesnt behave!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oooh that's just cruel. i don't think i could go as far as smearing him with marmite or vegemite. i'm not that mean
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
But Nutella would hardly be a punishment
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I'd lick that off him too.
And that's definitely not a punishment
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: pounce
i'll hold him down while you tickle him and grab the Super Soaker!
*squirms and thrashes and fights and kicks and spasms and tries desperately to breathe under the tickle onslaught...but holds a death grip on that super-soaker (which is almost empty at this point, anyway)*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
:bump:
whew - found it, finally!
*cough*
*dust, swipe, Lux Lux Lux*
There Miss - any better?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
yah.......
Well done. Do you post swiffernessness?
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*pops up out from behind the table with a newly refilled Super Soaker and nails Gnor in the face with chocolate milk*
SURPRISE!!!!!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
goodnight gnor!
*curls up in the corner*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*takes gleeful aim at Rougie*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
EEEEEEEEEK!
What a wake-up call!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*opens window to let in some fresh air*
*mops up choc milk puddles*
All better Gnor!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
*blink*
milk drips off eyelashes
*blink*
Who let the doctor up I ask
trundles off to find the nerf gun of dooooooom
thanks George
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
*is still successfully restraining self from licking the dripping eyelids for fear of what Heather might do*
Found that nerf gun of doom yet Gnor? Tell me when you got it - we can lay down an ambush for Dr Mike.
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Im likely to say " Down" as an instinctive reaction to havng a puppy who licks me heaps. Totally grossed out by getting my tongue licked by Oly.
Has a most amusing discussion with a friend today that went along the lines of
"Today at training I did something to my groin..."
" Stop there Matt, Im not allowed to discuss other mens groins"
Well I found it amusing
Looking for the nerf gun, thats right, um..is it at HOP central?
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
so you can discuss your own groin?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Its complicated Rouge
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
I
you dahlink i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
*sits down and listens to the groin conversation*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Sure you don't want to participate
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
oh don't worry, i'll pipe in when i'm ready
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Written by: Gnor
Im not allowed to discuss other mens groins"
Gnor is a man???
Oh boy - I've been seriously misled!! Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
What, did you think I was in an electronic relationship with another girl??? ...hang on...
*points at georges boobs...i mean, shirt*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
I don't know what to think any more!!!
sooo confuzzled 
But you read what she said - it's all there in black and white!!
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
"It's complicated" ??
Yep, sounds like it is!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Ok, Gnor - no photo's of bruises sorry,
but here's a photo of tight buns you requested:
Non-Https Image Link
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*points at george's shirt she's now wearing*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
I have a mans groin..Its just attached to someone else
Nice buns. Leaving that right alone now.
pounce I must tell you about the nipple line discussion some day.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Does it have a leash and a collar?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
yes, i'd love to hear the nipple line story
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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