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Posted:
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
I've been visiting for ages, and thought I should register and introduce myself, so here goes...
Name: Hels Bells (or just Hels...)
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Location: London
Your favourite website/s:
Favourite Toys: Poi, though gonna learn staff so hopefully that will be a favourite soon
Been twirling for: 2/3 months but still not very good!
Occupation: Marketing
Hobbies: Anything that is fun to do
Music: Pretty much anything
Movies: The usual girly films (you know the type!), any Tarrantino film, any Luc Besson film, ooh and Toy Story is cool...
Favourite Colour: Blue, Red, Black, Pink, Green yadda yadda yadda
The reason why I started with Poi, well I live with the gorgeous BamBam and she got me into it, she said she wouldn't live with me if I didn't learn oooh that girl can be harsh sometimes!!
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
without trying to be funny
would me getting nakid help at all
ppl always laugh, well most laugh,, and point, some just throw up!
without trying to be funny
would me getting nakid help at all
ppl always laugh, well most laugh,, and point, some just throw up!
Step (el-nombrie)
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
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Posted:
Hugs to you Miss Hels
- you were missed Friday night.
Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because we all need inner peace.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.... and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, my Prozac, some valium, a large box of chocolates and 2 litres of Stella Lager, a ½ bottle of cider, a vegetarian lasagne for two and some cheese.
Ypou hvae no ideaa how bolody gerat I fleel rgiht aobuut now........You myay wnat to psass tihs on to aynmoe yoiu feeel isin needof smome InenPoeace
Hugs to you Miss Hels
- you were missed Friday night.Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because we all need inner peace.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.... and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jim Beam, my Prozac, some valium, a large box of chocolates and 2 litres of Stella Lager, a ½ bottle of cider, a vegetarian lasagne for two and some cheese.
Ypou hvae no ideaa how bolody gerat I fleel rgiht aobuut now........You myay wnat to psass tihs on to aynmoe yoiu feeel isin needof smome InenPoeace
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
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Posted:
Kat -
That really did make me laugh. Was tempted to take your advice when I got home - but all we had was a minuture vodka bottle that had frozen. 
oooh maybe vodka ice lollies could be the way forward
Feeling less
than yesterday so thank you!
Mech and 
at the offer of nekkid-ness to cheer me up 
UCOF - for you too!
Kat -
That really did make me laugh. Was tempted to take your advice when I got home - but all we had was a minuture vodka bottle that had frozen. oooh maybe vodka ice lollies could be the way forward Feeling less
than yesterday so thank you! Mech
and at the offer of nekkid-ness to cheer me up UCOF -
for you too! Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
(yuo forgot about sooty)
(yuo forgot about sooty)
Step (el-nombrie)
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Posted:
Did you get my email?
I miss you Helenememohpeequeueareessteayouveedoubleuekswhyzed.
Did you get my email?
I miss you Helenememohpeequeueareessteayouveedoubleuekswhyzed.
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Posted:
The Parrot
>
joke for you lady to cheer you up!
The Parrot
>
joke for you lady to cheer you up!
Written by:
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
Step (el-nombrie)
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old hand
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old hand
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Posted:
yeah i miss hels too
yeah i miss hels too
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali 
NYC
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
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Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
***An open letter to the New Improved Princess Palace.***
Dearest Hels and Bam,
Last summer I had the pleasure of staying at the New Improved Princess Palace (NIPP) and have yet to formally thank the management for an absolutely wonderful time. As you know, my utterly warm and welcoming stay at the Original Old Princess Palace (OOPP) two and a half years ago was my introduction to the UK HoP scene. My fabulous stay at the OOPP begged the question "How could they possibly Improve?" And yet, after just under a week at the NIPP, my question was answered.
The NIPP was spectacular. The staff was courteous, attractive and well groomed. The palace was spaceous and welcoming. The management quickly resolved any problems and even provided live entertainment in the form of "Coleman" when they were unavailable. The activities planned were both fun and educational and even the weather cooperated.
When I returned before my departure, despite being overworked and exhasuted, the staff once again stepped up to the chalange welcoming both me and a discrete 'guest'.
I sincerely thank the greeters, hostesses, administration, management, janitorial staff, cooks, waiters, waitresses, entertainers, teachers, audiovisual crew, chauffeurs, and female escorts at the New Improved Princess Palace.
I applaud you for a job well done and look forward to my next opportunity to be your guest.
With Sincerity and Love,
Mr. NYC
***An open letter to the New Improved Princess Palace.***
Dearest Hels and Bam,
Last summer I had the pleasure of staying at the New Improved Princess Palace (NIPP) and have yet to formally thank the management for an absolutely wonderful time. As you know, my utterly warm and welcoming stay at the Original Old Princess Palace (OOPP) two and a half years ago was my introduction to the UK HoP scene. My fabulous stay at the OOPP begged the question "How could they possibly Improve?" And yet, after just under a week at the NIPP, my question was answered.
The NIPP was spectacular. The staff was courteous, attractive and well groomed. The palace was spaceous and welcoming. The management quickly resolved any problems and even provided live entertainment in the form of "Coleman" when they were unavailable. The activities planned were both fun and educational and even the weather cooperated.
When I returned before my departure, despite being overworked and exhasuted, the staff once again stepped up to the chalange welcoming both me and a discrete 'guest'.
I sincerely thank the greeters, hostesses, administration, management, janitorial staff, cooks, waiters, waitresses, entertainers, teachers, audiovisual crew, chauffeurs, and female escorts at the New Improved Princess Palace.
I applaud you for a job well done and look forward to my next opportunity to be your guest.
With Sincerity and Love,
Mr. NYC
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Posted:
Thanks Mr NYC. You get the prize for making me laugh at 16.52 on a wednesday afternoon!
Mr Bluecat and Miss P were in residence at the NIPP over the weekend And according to Mr Bluecat, the old Palace wasn't OOPP (Original Old Princess Palace ), but OCPP (Old and Crap Princess Palace 
)
We are currently installing a new 'reservation system' (i.e Internet access at the NIPP!!!!!), and will be in touch with guests on a more regular basis once the testing phase has been completed.
to you and Miss Molly...I understand her visit to the big apple was quite lovely
Thanks Mr NYC. You get the prize for making me laugh at 16.52 on a wednesday afternoon!
Mr Bluecat and Miss P were in residence at the NIPP over the weekend
And according to Mr Bluecat, the old Palace wasn't OOPP (Original Old Princess Palace ), but OCPP (Old and Crap Princess Palace ) We are currently installing a new 'reservation system' (i.e Internet access at the NIPP!!!!!), and will be in touch with guests on a more regular basis once the testing phase has been completed.
to you and Miss Molly...I understand her visit to the big apple was quite lovely Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Meh
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old hand
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Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
old hand
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Location: Madrid, United Kingdom
Posted:
hello hels for you
just wondering if you got all the numbers you wanted off that phone you gave me. If not let me know as there's lots of numbers there and i don't want to delete them til you say its ok
hope alls well in workland and yes, ring sometime and arrange a canterbury trip - we've both got landlines now so there's no excuse (i gave you my canterbury number i think)
xxx
Eda
hello hels
for you just wondering if you got all the numbers you wanted off that phone you gave me. If not let me know as there's lots of numbers there and i don't want to delete them til you say its ok
hope alls well in workland and yes, ring sometime and arrange a canterbury trip - we've both got landlines now so there's no excuse (i gave you my canterbury number i think)
xxx
Eda
"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
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Pirate Ninja
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Pirate Ninja
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Posted:
Hello
Would you like a chocolate covered peanut?
Hello
Would you like a chocolate covered peanut?
Love is the law.
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Posted:
*cor it's a bit dusty in here*
Skins up & makes tea & starts munching on choccy nuts
Good to meet you at the weekend!
I did something last night I've not done in ages. I went to the spinning meet and picked up a stick (of my own accord) and was playing & throwing it to my hearts content. It was good. Throws kick ass!
Ping?
*cor it's a bit dusty in here*
Skins up & makes tea & starts munching on choccy nuts
Good to meet you at the weekend!
I did something last night I've not done in ages. I went to the spinning meet and picked up a stick (of my own accord) and was playing & throwing it to my hearts content. It was good. Throws kick ass!
Ping?
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
good thing i made you join in then isnt it
good thing i made you join in then isnt it
Step (el-nombrie)
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Sweet, I like that you picked the scariest thing to enjoy the most Throwing is much fun and very ouchy if your as clumsy as me
Really nice to meet you too.
Thats a nice shot of you that mech got. Very smiley.
my very first ping!!! awww
pong?
Sweet, I like that you picked the scariest thing to enjoy the most
Throwing is much fun and very ouchy if your as clumsy as me Really nice to meet you too.
Thats a nice shot of you that mech got. Very smiley.
my very first ping!!! awww
pong?
Love is the law.
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Posted:
Gnop!
Ta.
oh.. and before I forget.. 2.5!!!!!!!!
Written by: Uber Seal from miiiiiiles earlier
Gnip?
Gnop!
Ta.
oh.. and before I forget.. 2.5!!!!!!!!
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Skin up bitch - and get that tea brewing nice and slow for ubertastic results. No, wait on, I'll skin up - that was the deal wasn't it!
2.5 indeedy my man.
looking forward to sillyness UCOF stylieeeee this w/e.
*poke*
*poke*
Skin up bitch - and get that tea brewing nice and slow for ubertastic results. No, wait on, I'll skin up - that was the deal wasn't it!
2.5 indeedy my man.
looking forward to sillyness UCOF stylieeeee this w/e.
*poke*
*poke*
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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can't wait to see you princess
can't wait to see you princess "I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali
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Tis gonna be a great w/e!
Tis gonna be a great w/e!
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I went for an interview last week - and have just had feedback from the recruitment company....
even though they liked me, and my CV was good and the interview went well, they don't want to go forward because i've worked for the same company for 4 years and they think this is too long!
WTF!
grrrrr - get the feeling I'm gonna be receiving a gold watch after 30 years of service from this company. can't seem to find any jobs at the moment.
grumble grumble.
I went for an interview last week - and have just had feedback from the recruitment company....
even though they liked me, and my CV was good and the interview went well, they don't want to go forward because i've worked for the same company for 4 years and they think this is too long!
WTF!
grrrrr - get the feeling I'm gonna be receiving a gold watch after 30 years of service from this company. can't seem to find any jobs at the moment.
grumble grumble.
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Pirate Ninja
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You know what to do
You know what to do
Love is the law.
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big and good and broken
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big and good and broken
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Posted:
you can't get away from the job you're at because you've been there too long??!!???
does that not suggest that the company you wanted to move to are actually *against* company loyalty...?
suspicious feedback from the agency there miss bells but don't let it stop ya - if the cv is good and you interviewed well, it shouldn't be long till you find a move that is right for you
ping?
cole. x
you can't get away from the job you're at because you've been there too long??!!???
does that not suggest that the company you wanted to move to are actually *against* company loyalty...?
suspicious feedback from the agency there miss bells but don't let it stop ya - if the cv is good and you interviewed well, it shouldn't be long till you find a move that is right for you
ping?
cole. x
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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Posted:
leave and spin for a living?
or fook off and go travelling
hmmmm. maybe
leave and spin for a living? or fook off and go travelling
hmmmm. maybe
Live well, love much, laugh often...
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Posted:
oh and PONG!
oh and PONG!
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Posted:
bollox
bollox
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Posted:
ah.
ping?
ah.
ping?
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
pong.
wait... ive already got one.
Ping?
pong.
wait... ive already got one.
Ping?
geek, level 1
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Location: everywhere
Posted:
pong....
(tehee)
pong....
(tehee)
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
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Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
Pirate Ninja
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Posted:
Ping?
Ping?
Love is the law.