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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right go directly to the last page, make some tea, say hi, get a and then come back and read this un-interesting spin on an intro

Go on......and take your shoes off.....


Top o' tha morning to everyone.
Just to intro myself to the world:-
I'm Cam & I've been using poi since April 2002.
Hmmm....initially hooked because my mate Laura gave me a go at a warehouse party end of last year and within 10 mins about 10 fit girls came over and wanted a go. (Cool)
Since then I've met sooooo many lovely people that I feel happier than I have done for most of my adult life. On a scientific mission to find a spinner I don't like.....doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon, you guys are lovely........
Took up staff spinning in November when the great and normally Late Knoxious put on a staff course, and have been doing contact since after Christmas when i purchased myself a decent stick.

I work in London in the city as an IT bod and go out raving about once or twice a month. Call myself SmallBoy as that's what the guys at my last job called me and I come in at about 5'6" Errrrrrmmmmm - what else to say?

Devil stixes - ooops, where did it all go wrong???.........

I am a guy
I am 23 - Edit - wooohoooo - I had a party, I got real messy......say no more.....
I spin poi type implements, (bigger the better when it's on fire) and staff
I am collecting burns and piles of crap (at least it looks like it when you peers into the depths of SmallRoom)
I am IT guru
Live in Hackney
I have a life sized model of the hanging gardens of babylon in the cupboard under the stairs
I have several medals from the last intergalactic ice-cream olympics and my current favourite is still pralines and cream.
I like Green, Bright Lights and Fluffy People - or any combination of the above
Interests include:- hugging sexy poi girls.......
and a looooooong way second:-
free parties, blue smarties, vodka, gin and paraffin,
PC's, THC's, teaching people 3 beat weaves,
Silver spoons, banging tunes, lights, prisms, hedonism,
acting fluffy, being scruffy, Sunshine, fluff, and burning stuff...... -

Previous Signatures (Idea stolen from Colemans thread )
I used to rebel against the system, now I realise it isn't worth the effort or the head****, it does enough damage to itself.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others (SmallBoy's Evil twin)

Insanity is a state of mind.
Sanity is a mind in a state

Hug me I'm ickle

Vote Green..........

Respect, reason and understanding.

Treat others how you wish to be treated

visit www.theworldofsmall.com - x

Missing One SmallGirl

waddafekyagonnadoaboutitt?

Small Person in Disguise

(More to follow)

Humour me, I'm nearly finished.........
Want to start teaching poi classes but need guinea pigs to practice on.......*hint* *cough* *nudge*, oh, mind the cup on the new coffee table, here have a coaster

Big special hugz for BamBam who introduced me to everyone in London and who I have to thank for so much more.
Big hugz for all my closest mates (you know who you are) for making me feel like I have a surrogate family, all the London spinners that make me feel loved and fluffy so often and bring joy into my day, and all the other people in the world for making my life what it is.

Tea is brewing on the side, cakes in the cupboard, straightjackets hanging on the hooks behind the door, please come in, sit down and make use of the beer - xxx


[ 01. November 2003, 01:40: Message edited by: BallSmoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ooooo fuck I think I'm going to fall over, heady heights of 600+ posts.......that puts me in the mystical intro realms of Ros and Cass......arrrrrrggghhhhhhh intense vertigo, someone give me sliff quick..... ok blags not working since I already have 3 on the go.

(*Hugz Lisa for his new sparkly and so-far "devoid of pictures" page 16*)

E-Mail?????

Me no recieve e-mail......my money on Bamz being too stoned to remember not sending it....

......or too stoned to remember me inviting her already -

OK OK OK, guest list is very small coz my flatmate is at home, HAS got to get up for work in the morning, and so do my neighbours or it would have been a free-for-all.....

Tis, Crafty Cole, Luvvly Lisa, Dynamic Dizz, Sexy SmallGirl, and Stranger than strange SmallBoy.

Errrrm lots of people welcome to turn up have invited one or 2 others who probably wont come coz they never do, even if it's fire in their front garden, and then there's others that know full damn well if they turn up on my doorstep at 3 in the morning that I'd be pleased to see them.
(ie anyone that knows about it, and wants to turn up)

Haven't invited 23 people this time like I say coz it's gonna get messy otherwise......

Although I'm up for staying up all night doing fire and chatting shit, not so many other people are.........in fact there are those that said they were going to be ill tomorrow but have probably forgotten all about it.........

Shame really, especially with all the snow that floats around in Manor Park at this time of year.


Yes I am Alive, although the M in my name seems to have shrunk down to an N, but hey.....

What time can people make it???

Probbaly do fire some time between 7 and 10, depending on what's best for people.........

Any thoughts???

[ 14. March 2003, 03:35: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by SmallBoy:

Errrrm lots of people welcome to turn up have invited one or 2 others who probably wont come coz they never do, even if it's fire in their front garden,

You talking to me??

Now I'm sure you're all gonna be gutted and devastated by what I'm about to say.....But (gets tissue's out in preparation).....I can't make it tonight

[ hmmm was I actually ever invited ??]

You guys have fun 'burning shit', I meanwhile will be pouring as many alcoholic drinks down my throat as is humanly possible (or until the free bar ends ) and Bam's I promise to swallow all my drinks like a good girl

Bram - if you're out there? I promise to have any drunken quotes at the ready first thing tomorrow morning!!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Hels
You talking to me??
Nope...... about you maybe........

hehehehehehehehehehe

Were you invited??? - you're always invited because you're you.........

Happy to hear you're on a swallowing mission tonight though -

Cole:- Play it by ear, I only have 45 mins of tape left to use anywho........and I'll be editing shit after I've burnt it onto a cd of some description over the weekend.

Might have to find out how first though......

[ 14. March 2003, 04:00: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Kewl.....

Cole, you're post has done a runner...........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
[and its back!]

sounds wikid mate - i like the sound of that weather report too

i have to go home before coming to yours so i reckon i'll be round about half eightish. i only have an hour per tape and bugger all time to edit it so at the risk of sounding like a selfish, grumpy bastard ( ) i think we might have to just do a couple of burns each on the video (we could call it 'combustion 101 with cam and coleman').

if we have any tape left after, we could fire up the graveyard with a collective, two camera, lets set all our toys on fire extravaganza.

i have to go home afterwards unfortunately - no sickie for me tomorrow

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Ok, let's try this again...

*holds another sliff right in front of Cam's face and whispers*

Ping?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
pong!!

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Sheesh! A bunch of sliff vultures you lot are...

*hands the to Bammers*

[ 15. March 2003, 16:54: Message edited by: Lightning (Formerly MikeGinny) ]

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


SmallBoys Evil Twin Brothermember
55 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Comes through stealing spliff, glass of beer, set of aerotechs, several D&B cd's and locks himself in the broom cupboard to play*)

(*Menu one, option two *)

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others.


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
and an aerotech charger...

*menu one, option seven - don't even think about it*

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Isn't that something reserved for PC interfacing?
I was soooooooo not with it when I got shown that menu, and I forgot to take it with me.....which kinda freaks me out coz I seem to be able to remember all the menu options.........there's something amiss with the SmallBrain!

Monday at home getting caned - muhahahahahahaha

Edit: - For own peace of mind and future reference - Aerotech Chart

[ 18. March 2003, 01:19: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
I am bitter and resentful!
It's St. Patricks Day - I should be at home getting off my face

Oh life is a bitch!!

Pass the sliff sweetie - I need consoling that while 90% of Irish people or those of Irish descent are getting wasted today, I have to work!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Passes spliff down brothers ADSL cable along with deepest sympathies at you being at work whilst being sat at home developing ocular rosyness*)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Bounces back in to say - "Wooohooo, 1800 posts for SmallBoy"*)

Wooohooo - 1800 posts for SmallBoy

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Congratulations!!!

Let me commemorate this momentous achievement by presenting you with this - have a shamrock
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and this

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I take it you found a St Patricks day smileys page? - x

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*ping!*

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


simian110% MONKEY EVERY TIME ALL THE TIME JUST CANT STOP THE MONKEY
3,149 posts
Location: London


Posted:
umm, damn what was it?

err, *BWONG*

*SPANG*?

*PRUNG*??

oh b*ll*cks to it I'll go roll my own.

"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Note that due to the fact that our Simian friend's motor speech cortex has not yet evolved to claim a *ping* that Cam is still in the running!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
PONG!!!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
I didn't just fine St. Paddy's Day smiley's I found cow's as well

Say hello cows -


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They don't say very much, but they can stand on 2 legs!

Groovy!

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Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
that sure is a crazee pie-ture of some local coos ya'll got thar...

KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
Yes. They be there me paters herd! Thir wide eyed stare and 2 legged stance s'not de result of years of injecting hormones into them there cows..

Nay, nay - its evillotion

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
....PING?

....QUIZ?

....What colour are smurfs?

Come on Cam, you can do it!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
1. Pinging bra-straps isn't big or funny.

2. I'm useless at general knowledge, so I'll say no....

3. They aren't, smurfs don't exist, but if they did they'd be blue......

4. Nobody better come on Cam........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:

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Round of applause for SmallBoy!!

I'm guessing you don't want the sliff then?

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
Hi smallboy just thought i'd say hiiiii on your intro!!
Big hugzz and shtuff!

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hey ASTRO FAERIE, cheers for dropping by.

Have some cake.....it's got apple and stuff in it.

Ooooo and being a SmallBoy cake you might want to sit down first.......

Hu gz

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


ASTRO FAERIEBRONZE Member
ummmmmmm.............
724 posts
Location: Rotherham, UK


Posted:
Ta for the cake!! but im afraid if its got the shtuff in it i think it has i can't eat it, booooo hooooo!
can i just have cream on it wiv them ickle sugar sprinkles on top?

Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.

Cree Indian, 1909


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