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Location: London
Ok I've finally got around to doing the intro thingy.........so please be gentle with me
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Name: Lisa
Sex: Female
Age: Hmmmm 30 now
Location: London UK (living with the yummy Coleman
Your favourite website/s: I only have the one..and you're sat on it right now
Toys: Staff, double staff, poi and a dabble in juggling
Been twirling for: Ohh it must be 5 years now
Occupation: Office manager
Hobbies: Twirling, judo, drinking with friends (yep that's turning into a hobby)
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Music: Drum and Bass, breaks, trance...ohh just about anything with a beat really!
Movies: Soo bloody many to choose from but I'll give you two of my top ones Matrix and Lord of the Rings
Favourite Book: Lord of the Rings.........
Favourite Colour: It has to be flame red
I guess I should start this off by telling you that MARMITE isn't my preferred choice of filling, although thanks to Princess Cass I do love Nutella now
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Thanks to the bubbly world of HOP I've made friends with so many truly great people from all over the world. I get a warm happy feeling knowing that people out there really care about others...
Thanks for listening......this is BamBam over and out!!!!
[ 13. August 2003, 01:12: Message edited by: BamBam ]
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
why skin up when you could just use this bong:
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cole. x
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Jon you don't smoke. remember?
seven thousand nine hundred and fifty six.
Meh
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Cole thats not a bong.... Thats the creature that crawled out from between Dub's toes when he came back from France!
BamBam Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I wasnt going ot smoke it....
Just hold it.
It looks so pretty though!
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Hmm. you give it here right now.
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Thanx mistress Bams for the sagely advice in the form of a text message you sent today.
Didn't help in the slightest
but thanks anyhoo.It was certainly more help than Jon's suggestion about self-abuse though....
Meh
1,024 posts
Location: london
Hello matey have not seen you in a little while, i guessed i missed the bambams special hugs
hehehehe hope all is good
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Jon's suggestions are always about self-abuse.
Hey Bam!
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I did tell him to:
Have a beer, a spin and a wank (not at the same time though) and see how you feel after that. That tends to make me feel happy"
So whats wrong with that advice?
3,149 posts
Location: London
what's wrong with it?
well for starters it only has one quotation mark, at the end.
it should have one at the beginning too. Or neither. Your choice.
also it could be argued, seeing as its a quote, that it should be in a quote box
Written by: me, right now
like this.
also it promotes the indulgence of 'coping mechanisms' for dealing with depression, rather than seeking and attempting to correct the underlying causes of said depression.
ANYWAY
i didn't come here to criticise your irresponsible and poorly punctuated advice -
i came here to ask Ms Bams why her intro is only the 8th most posted in introduction thread on HoP when she is clearly the 1st most loveliest person here...
"Switching between different kinds of chuu chuu sometimes gives this "urgh wtf?" effect because it's giving people the phi phenomenon."
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
i agree with what that monkey said there.
well, just the last bit really.
and one for simian
cos that picture he droo of me is just about the coolest thing i ever done seen 
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
Yeah she's good for a drop bear hugs to
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Ive asked this for over 2 years on HOP now...
"what is a drop bear"
Im all confused like...
and
and for the lovely thread owner. 9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Hey Bammers.
Miss you and your fellow Principessa.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
that sounds like fancy foreign speak to me NYC.folks round here don't hold with fancy talk like that...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire
Ive asked this for over 2 years on HOP now...
"what is a drop bear"
it's a really dangerous bear thing that grows in australia. They drop from trees onto the unsuspecting and do unspeakable things to them.
Puk sent me a photo of one once.
They're huge!!I can see why the australian tourist board tries to hush them up.
Still, they're not as scary as hoop snakes....
Meh
2,737 posts
Location: London
Well I couldn't visit HOP without a rest and recoup at my best mates pad now could I?
How is the old place? - (*the curtains are shockingly out of date princess, we'll have to do a sepia focus on these for the next vid*)
(*Sits down and gets a 7" spliff out*)
Can't have enough length on these apparently, but it's something more to do with how you poke the end in by all accounts -
(*Has anyone noticed how much I miss being "Dirty slut Smallboy" online? - lol....xxxx)
Hugz kisses and maple syrup honey - x
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Location: Behind the couch...
Sure the curtins may to out of date, but the palace itself looks great...
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But on the other side of the coin, sand does get 'everywhere'...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
2,737 posts
Location: London
Doesn't it just?, but surely that's a good thing? - (*pervy yet innocent grin*)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
*taps noise knowingly*
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
2,737 posts
Location: London
How the [censored] do you tap a noise?
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Lets try...
*taps 'nose' knowingly*
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
2,737 posts
Location: London
I'd have felt my
since no-one was watching - lol Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Tantamount to fatuity
15,967 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
you go girl. I mean smallboy.
Meh
1,810 posts
Location: London
Ahhh my darling SmallOne
you're blody lovely you are Hugs and love to all
Lisa
xx
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
ooooh the nostalgia.
morning gorgeous. why aren't you on a plane yet?
sat here waiting for the ninja, but he's LATE!!!! and my list of things to do is f*cking ridiculous....grrr.
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
1,810 posts
Location: London
I do hope you've got skin up sliff for Bammy on that long list of yours
Ahh Mr Cat I get me cat snuggles tonight :o) yayyyyyy
Me
xx
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
1,810 posts
Location: London
I do hope you've got skin up sliff for Bammy on that long list of yours
Ahh Mr Cat I get me cat snuggles tonight :o) yayyyyyy
Me
xx
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Did he give you related sliffery?
I hope you are having a easy day at work. If not. Have a kit kat. Then sue them for making you "choke". Then retire with the money and never have to work again.
Its simple when you say it like that isnt it?
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