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Login/Join to Participateplaying the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I'm in desperate need of a smile today
anyone got any jokes or funny stories to cheer me up?much appreciated
Let's relight this forum 
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
nope but i got these 4 ya
ps go to rozi's thread that made me smile
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
47 posts
Location: Exmouth, England
Did you hear about the bloke who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was dragged under by a strong current!
What is this life if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare.
Come alive!
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
made me laugh nehoo!! she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
thanks for the pointer Narr, that thread of Rozi's has cheered me up a treat!
And thanks for the hugs too, I'm sad cuz I'm lonely without my girlf and can't see her till Friday cuz she's 100 miles away Let's relight this forum
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
just feel blessed you have a partner
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
member
22 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
whats brown and runs around your garden......?
A fence!
i know its poor, but it made me smile, so i thought i'd pass it on
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Quote:
just feel blessed you have a partner
I do, she's absolutely FAB and I don't know what I'd do without her now
Keep the jokes coming folks....my smile is getting wider every minute!!
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playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
some one just told me a joke in my office and it's ace!!
"Sofie Ellis Bexter walked into a pub and the landlord said
Why the wide face?"
hee hee hee
ok, I'm as smiley as feck now
Let's relight this forum
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
have you heard about the latest aussie invention:
its a new kind of bra...
all support
BUT NO CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNLUCKY!!!!!!!!!! WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*ahem*
im not gloating still...
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
what did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
dam
what did the bug say when it was stepped on?
nothing! bugs don't talk!
ever see a pig hide in a barrel of apples?
no? shows how good he hides!
ever notice how birds fly in v-formation? ever notice that one side is longer than the other? know why that is?
cause there's more birds on that side!!!!
i'd tell you my favorite joke but it's really one of those you gotta hear and not read
HUGS!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Uh..i dont know many good jokes, but will more hugs do?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
will it make you laugh if i beat dyke boy to a pulp? will it? will it? will it???????? oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
enthusiast
200 posts
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom
These two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
Don't worry, be happy...
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
Two pieces of asphalt walk into a bar and see a red bit at the counter. One turns to the other and says "don't go near him; he's a cycle path"
Say it out loud, makes more sense.
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
I'm sure you'll all be glad to hear that I'm now a truly happy person once more!
Thanks for the jokes guys...but don't give up the day jobs! Thanks for the hugs and kisses too, you really brightened my day up a treat 
Oh and Rouge Dragon....sorry I don't think it would be appropriate to beat up liddle ole Dyke Boy, no matter how much you may want to!
Pounce....what's the joke? If I read it I can tell it to someone and then it will be funny again
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47 posts
Location: Exmouth, England
Whats brown and sticky???
A stick!
What is this life if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare.
Come alive!
member
89 posts
Location: Plymouth, UK
No chocolate after it has been in my pocket
Burn !
522 posts
Location: Berlin
groan...
terrible terrible terrible jokes!!!
but quite funny!
the stick one is my fav joke!
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
step-o-vision
go and have a flick round in there, and it may bringa smile you ur face!
Step (el-nombrie)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
my fav is the assulted peanut
mech
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
what do you call a fish without an eye?
FSH!!!
goddess i love that joke!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
simple things eh pounce ?!!?
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
you have no idea....
**giggles**
i mean, cmon, anyone who giggles as much as me has GOT to be amused by the little things! just look at my quote!
**giggles**
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
* giggles *
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
awww! *pouts* i bet ur still gloating too arent u.....*glare*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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