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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Baaahahahahhaa. silly them!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Written by: clarence_quack
The first thing I learnt at uberoz- Don't put tiger balm on your genitals.
At the last PLAY I was introduced to the 'tigerbalm dance'.
My lord what a sensation!
6,650 posts
Written by: C_Q
The first thing I learnt at uberoz- Don't put tiger balm on your genitals.
Written by: C_Q
Watching the boys put it on their balls not knowing what it was.. priceless!
Written by: Aimée
At the last PLAY I was introduced to the 'tigerbalm dance'. My lord what a sensation!
Lots of interesting workshops on the festivals these days - gheesh.... (a) why would a guy put anything on his balls (not knowing what it is)? (b) why would they let you watch them doing this? (c) why would this be "the first thing" you learn at a spinners festival?
the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Because watching somebody move round like they've got a gun pointed at their feet is hilarious!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Written by: clarence_quack
Don't put tiger balm on your genitals.
Someone tried to get me to do it at Play 1- I told them not to be stupid "I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
6,650 posts
Try sexual encounter after having a self cooked spicy curry, then
hothothot 
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I love tiger balm on my frenulum. Makes me boogie!
And bubbs dear, i'll hold you to that. I still want to see your boobs...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
oh dear, they are legend Written by: BrennWritten by: Ze_BubblesWritten by: =Flashpoint=
STILL bloody single. Aimee, tiger balm?
tell ya wht pete, if we dont find someone soon lets just get married
im fed up with boys, where are they all?!?
Hiding from their last dismal encounter
well i hope so, im getting impatient now, i might just go kidnap some random i see on the street
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
I might do the same Bubbles... Hmmmm, my first port of call in Oz is Melbourne...
Pete. I take it the frenulum is not a part of the nose...?
FireTom - try eating a chilli before.... erm... 'kissing places'...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Written by: =Flashpoint=
I love tiger balm on my frenulum. Makes me boogie!
Pete...such a wrong image in my head....
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
pete tap dancing to the rhythm of the tiger!
nicefor some reason that gives me an image of pete dancing wearing only a leaf
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
If anyone's ever met Californian Dan/Burning Dan, You'll understand why people in his presence are compelled to put tiger balm on various parts of their anatomy. That boy can be pretty convincing!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
He converted me...
"would you like any tiger balm for your nipples"
in a cracking accent
Dave: Frenulum, not Septum.
Honestly, you'd have thought a guy would know, y'know?
Aimee: You know it
Bubbs: Me in a leaf? Tap dancing? Sometimes I wonder about you. Imagine a tubby Viking in a figleaf with maracas.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Oooh, I can see that:
"Alright men. Today we're taking a break from pillaging and raping - bring out the maracas! Bring out the fig leaves and grease! Tonight, we boogey!"
Kupo!
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
my god im like a teenager again! i meet someone for 3 minutes and ive been feeling impossibly smug and happy for the next three days. didnt even get a phone number cos heart was beating through the brain... thankfully a mutual friend does though
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
6,650 posts
Don't call...
Keep it as it is - enjoy the image and the heart-beating... as long as it lasts. the best smiles are the ones you lead to
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
hey, I've been single for 2 days, perhaps my days of strattling the fence are over
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Sorry to hear about the break up, but good to hear you're no longer indecisive (I hope)!
I have been single for.... about 17 months.
Kupo!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: =Flashpoint=
Imagine a tubby Viking in a figleaf with maracas.
I'm trying to, but all I can conjure up is an image of a Viking in a helmet: Electric guitar in one hand and battle axe in the other.
Praise Finnish metal!
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Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Praise Be!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA
three days, hmmm, leaning over to one side of the fence more
Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
Did someone mention Finnish metal?
I'm still here as well. Hopefully not for much longer though, I've got an interesting "will they / won't they" situation going on with a lovely lass I'm very interested in at the mo. We're both going to Glade and Play this year, so I'm biding my time, and will unleash my nefarious plans next week...
*rubs hands together and tries to look sinister and cunning*
*succeeds only in looking like a lost puppy*
My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean
If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
for fif! My sister recently went back over the fence, but her boyfriend is now on a very short leash. And scared of practically every family member. Our clan sticks together!Good luck Sambo! If you want to look maniacal, simply add in shifty eyes and an under-the-breath chuckle.
Kupo!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Written by: BrennWritten by: =Flashpoint=
Imagine a tubby Viking in a figleaf with maracas.
I'm trying to, but all I can conjure up is an image of a Viking in a helmet: Electric guitar in one hand and battle axe in the other.
Praise Finnish metal!
where did the maracas come from?
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Going on a date tomorrow. Wish me luck
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
oooo good luck aimee! have fun
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
WOOO go Aimee!
And the maracas were a result of my feverish underused imagination.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
enthusiast
372 posts
Location: Paris, United Kingdom
It is with great sadness that i find myself here but none the less here I find myself. It must be time to learn how to live by myself.
s to you all. You can spend hours playing with minutes!
I have seen the light! ........ It was purple <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Fast, late deliveries!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: Inca_poi
It is with great sadness that i find myself here but none the less here I find myself. It must be time to learn how to live by myself.
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6,650 posts
and by that you find yourself you will find that you can only be (happy) with someone else, if you can be (happy) with yourself.Nobody else is responsible for your happiness, but your self.
So choose wisely, who you connect with - never mind the timewasters.
the best smiles are the ones you lead to
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