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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!
(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
I have no clue as to what the heck is going on.
Who's looking for the elephant?
I think he just stomped on my toe!
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: GitasGuy
Does that mean we can still try here on this forum....
Only if you want to be forced into a never ending Crocodile & Plank Yoga routine
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Owned by Lost83spy
194 posts
Location: Preston UK
I think the world has gone mad
Cop a look at this Marmite
Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.
194 posts
Location: Preston UK
Like i would be able to leave it long enough to take a photos
it's art... it's gone..... it's art... it's gone
Yummy Marmite!!
Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.
194 posts
Location: Preston UK
Written by: 87wt2gxq7
I ran out this morning.
AArrrggghhhhh!!!! NO!!!!!!
There are some things that you should always have about the house, and a spare jar of marmite is definitely one of them!
Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.
7 posts
Location: Orpington, Kent, England
We have a spare jar of Marmite
*is proud of being so prepared*
If you've run out you can have some of mine
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All that glitters has a high refractive index...
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
If you continue talking about icky Marmite I'll find a boyfriend just to be out of this thread
Go Nutella. All hail.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
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Location: tasmania
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veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada
Oh, you people sooooo need to get laid!
*before* its too late, and you all eat and drink yourselves into singledom oblivion...
Consider it a health necessity! Leave your computer, right now, break free of your fridge, and go out!
Meet people, share your marmite. Or nutella. Or Tigerbalm.
Spread the loving... whatever...
Birgit, get on that multiples thread girl! Duty calls, this thread and HOP obviously needs you to inspire some dating debauchery!:D
"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
my flatmate says I need a boyfriend cos I need someone who will drink beer with me, cos she hates beer
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Oh, and while I'm bitching. I think I'm bitching enough to deserve a double post;
why is it that I always seem to get old guys hitting on me!??!?!??! I can handle it to a point; lonely old men. Poor bastards. However I always seem to get the rich ones who add a touch of sleaze when they talk about 3rd wives and "lady friends". But even thought that makes my skin crawl, nothing makes my skin crawl as much as one of them saying "do you want to come back to my place?"
GOD NO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU YOU FREAKING PERVERTED *&&^%*&#^%@#%!!!!!
I can handle the talking and the discussions. I really can. Because most of the time they really just are lonely old men who enjoy the converstion and I am glad to give it to him. But i have NEVER had one ask me back to their place until last night.
Makes me want to puke.
Oh, and on the topic of my luke last night, I had a guy on the tram try to kiss me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Andrea, will go there soonish. Just got up at 10.15 after 2 1/2 hours of sleep, too many drinks and a WAY too drunk msn conversation with one of the boys
Now if I can get my head clear enough to make it into the kitchen and get some coffee I'll be fine to go into work soon
Thank God it was a work night out!! "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
194 posts
Location: Preston UK
hey folks... when do i get evicted from the singles thread... I've got a second date with someone tomorrow night... (cross your fingers!)
Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.
1,590 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
err, yesterday?
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newbie
21 posts
Location: Vienna, Austria
heya there, does "cheated on" also count as single?:(
Who needs boys, when there's pois?
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
that should count as widowed, CoOks...
to cheater...
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
newbie
21 posts
Location: Vienna, Austria
thanks
can you tell me why guys do that? anyone?
Who needs boys, when there's pois?
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
girls do it, too. And there's 1000 reasons for 1000 people, but usually it means they're not a very nice person.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
, birgit... --pogo (pat) [forever and always]
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place
Hmmm...cause they want to be painfully castrated, maybe???
One like that is not worth the salt in your tears...
"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin
newbie
21 posts
Location: Vienna, Austria
I could try that one what do you recommand, whats the most painful instrument?
Who needs boys, when there's pois?
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
a slow crushing one...
Good luck Miss Susan!! Though we'll miss you here!
Go on everyone, get hooked up and leave until there's only me left
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
I think, for me, its bad when the person you love is in love with an ex who doesnt love them anymore, but stayes with you for the sake of not being alone. Yikes, a love triangle, sort of.
Yes dear HoPpers, my heart is broken, once again
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
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fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
oh lost
I know what it's like to be inlove with someone who I know will never love me the way that I love him. It really hurts to start with, but I have made my peace with it now, and I continue to be verygood friends with him stil. Just having him in my life is worth it.x
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
newbie
45 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Electrodes? Hey Rouge, I met you at Common Ground, well henna'd you actually. Can't believe u have problems getting boyfriends! Well ones your own age anyway!
"It was me! I was the turkey all along!"
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: Lost83spy
I think, for me, its bad when the person you love is in love with an ex who doesnt love them anymore, but stayes with you for the sake of not being alone. Yikes, a love triangle, sort of.
Yes dear HoPpers, my heart is broken, once again
I empathise, but i think in my case years ago I was the one who was still being pined for...when I rather she hadn't. Her current partner of almost two years at the time doesn't deserve to be playing second fiddle to someone she had lost years ago. They're still together from memory, hopefully she's forgotten me by now.
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Owned by Lost83spy
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
Oh, and while I'm bitching. I think I'm bitching enough to deserve a double post;
why is it that I always seem to get old guys hitting on me!??!?!??! I can handle it to a point; lonely old men. Poor bastards. However I always seem to get the rich ones who add a touch of sleaze when they talk about 3rd wives and "lady friends". But even thought that makes my skin crawl, nothing makes my skin crawl as much as one of them saying "do you want to come back to my place?"
GOD NO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU YOU FREAKING PERVERTED *&&^%*&#^%@#%!!!!!
I can handle the talking and the discussions. I really can. Because most of the time they really just are lonely old men who enjoy the converstion and I am glad to give it to him. But i have NEVER had one ask me back to their place until last night.
Makes me want to puke.
Oh, and on the topic of my luke last night, I had a guy on the tram try to kiss me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yikes
Somehow getting next to no attention at all suddenly seems more appealing! Be strong, Rougie. ॐ
Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
heya mike!! my henna is all off now
but you can be sure I was wandering around uni in backless tops for a week to show them off! 
and Brenn, that was the second pub visit in a row when I got hit on by old guys
Last night I had a guy offer to buy me a drink. I think he was just doing it to be nice cos I was alone. But I was just like "oh god not AGAIN!!!!" i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
194 posts
Location: Preston UK
Written by: Birgit
Good luck Miss Susan!! Though we'll miss you here!
Go on everyone, get hooked up and leave until there's only me left
Thank you kind lady! fingers crossed! [I can't believe that you would be left behind though babe!]
So then, where exactly is this fabled love thread? I'm
if i can find it Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom
well, i went on a 'date' with the older woman i was blabbering about earlier. didn't turn out too well. she made the decision before she got there that she just wants to be friends, for the sake of her 2 kids. i'm a bit gutted. i mean, she didn't even say friends with benefits! how dare she!
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