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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
in an attempt to bring some nice and clean family fun back into the thread...
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in an attempt to bring some nice and clean family fun back into the thread...
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
He'd look better out of the unif... oh...wait...you wanted it to be clean.
He'd look better out of the unif... oh...wait...you wanted it to be clean.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posted:
Shades of Cinderella Rouge. Personally I like the pic before it.
Shades of Cinderella Rouge. Personally I like the pic before it. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Shrinkage?
Written by: MiG
I edited it and stood there being cold
Shrinkage?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
MiG you never told me you were so hot!
MiG you never told me you were so hot! I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
Didn't want to ruin the suprise
Didn't want to ruin the suprise
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Pounce, we all knew this. He's a lil' hottie! Where have you been?
Pounce, we all knew this. He's a lil' hottie! Where have you been?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Um... Why is the bump button suddenly clear?
*presses it*
Um... Why is the bump button suddenly clear?
*presses it*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Sorry Doc. I made a mess in here so I felt compelled to tidy up...
Sorry Doc. I made a mess in here so I felt compelled to tidy up...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Posted:
um, i've been....somewhere....ya i have no excuse.
at least i'm caught up now
um, i've been....somewhere....ya i have no excuse.
at least i'm caught up now
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Posted:
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link
Written by: FoxInDocsSMILEY BATTLE!!!
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-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Page 2?! Can't have that!
*Runs in, presses the oddly-wet *BUMP* button, runs up to Doc, smacks him in the face with a wet sea bass, flashes him then runs away singing 'Master of the House'*
Page 2?! Can't have that!
*Runs in, presses the oddly-wet *BUMP* button, runs up to Doc, smacks him in the face with a wet sea bass, flashes him then runs away singing 'Master of the House'*
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Yeah, and I think I won the smiley battle!
*pokes Shaolin's bum*
Yeah, and I think I won the smiley battle!
*pokes Shaolin's bum*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Oi! Leave him alone! He makes an honest living begging on the street! (I get 10%)
*Pokes Doc in the abs and breaks his finger* ow....
Oi! Leave him alone! He makes an honest living begging on the street! (I get 10%)
*Pokes Doc in the abs and breaks his finger*
ow.... "I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*sigh* Ok, Dave. Come on. *takes an X-ray*
You've broken the middle phalynx of your right index finger, which means that I have to put the index and middle fingers in a cast that extends to the elbow.
Now you can't even properly "care for yourself" for the next six weeks. Good going.
Oh, um... X-Men 3 to Ladyhawk.
*sigh* Ok, Dave. Come on. *takes an X-ray*
You've broken the middle phalynx of your right index finger, which means that I have to put the index and middle fingers in a cast that extends to the elbow.
Now you can't even properly "care for yourself" for the next six weeks. Good going.
Oh, um... X-Men 3 to Ladyhawk.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
You'll need someone to care for you Dave
You'll need someone to care for you Dave
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
I'm gonna need a candy stripper to take care of me then.... You volunteering then Matt?
'X-Men 3' had James Marsden who was in
'Disturbing Behavoir' with Katie Holmes who was in
'Batman Begins' with Rutger Hauer who was in
'Ladyhawke'
Wrong thread
Erm... Doc, you can remove your finger from my bum now...
I'm gonna need a candy stripper to take care of me then.... You volunteering then Matt?
'X-Men 3' had James Marsden who was in
'Disturbing Behavoir' with Katie Holmes who was in
'Batman Begins' with Rutger Hauer who was in
'Ladyhawke'
Wrong threadErm... Doc, you can remove your finger from my bum now...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Volunteering? Ooooo if I have to 
Volunteering? Ooooo if I have to
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Bring Marmalade...
Bring Marmalade...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Um...normal prostate!
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Erm... Doc, you can remove your finger from my bum now...
Um...normal prostate! -Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Has sharp edges
1,266 posts
Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
Has sharp edges
1,266 posts
Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
Posted:
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Loki? Free exam?
Loki? Free exam?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Oh that's where it was! Thank's Doc! I looked under the sofa for it but to no avail...
Oh that's where it was! Thank's Doc! I looked under the sofa for it but to no avail...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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Has sharp edges
1,266 posts
Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
Has sharp edges
1,266 posts
Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
Posted:
I bet you say that to all the boys Doc
Hmmmmm but I am over due
Written by: Doc Lightning
Loki? Free exam?
I bet you say that to all the boys Doc
Hmmmmm but I am over due
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I could make a really crude joke right now, but it's already stretching the limits of "family board."
Written by: Neon_Shaolin
Oh that's where it was! Thank's Doc! I looked under the sofa for it but to no avail...
I could make a really crude joke right now, but it's already stretching the limits of "family board."
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Posted:
Crude jokes welcome via PM...
Crude jokes welcome via PM...
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Done and DONE.
Done and DONE.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom
Posted:
doc please don't pop me
ill disappear
dave.....? where is that boy when you want him, hes normally always online....
*goes to check docs cuboard*
doc please don't pop me
ill disappeardave.....? where is that boy when you want him, hes normally always online....
*goes to check docs cuboard*
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
mmmmPOP!
oops!
mmmmPOP!
oops!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura