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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
Name: Mike
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA (A.K.A. The Best City In The World)
Hometown: Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA
DOB: 8 July 1977
Age: 34
Sex: I'm married, so not very often anymore.
Gender: OH! You meant THAT! I am biologically male and I identify as such.
Occupation: Physician (Pediatrics)
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite Colors: Red and Blue
Toys: Poi, Staff, Flags, Glowsticks, Contact Ball, Eating Torches
Hobbies other than the obvious: Cooking, camping, swimming, sailing, skiing, molecular biology, reading, traveling.
Education: B.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2000
M.S. Biological Sciences, Stanford University 2001
M.D. University of Michigan, 2005
Favorite Book(s): The Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson
The Foundation Series by Isaac Asimov
The Revelation Space series by Alastair Reynolds.
Favorite Movies: Baraka, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Snatch, City of God, The Incredibles
Favorite TV shows: I don't really watch TV.
What I want to do when I grow up: At long last, I am DOING it! Yes, I am actually doing my dream job and I'M GETTING PAID WELL TO DO IT!!!
Fun fact: I have had to run from the police. While naked. Twice. And I got away both times.
Boring fact: A 7-day course of oral prednisone at 60mg/day increased esophageal gastric acid contact time in stable adult asthmatics.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: Trance[]Control, Beethoven, Enigma, Bach, Airbase, Haydn, Astral Projection, Shpongle, Vivaldi, Juno Reactor, Bob Marley, Mozart, Handel.
Favorite beverage: Diet Dr. Pepper
Favorite Incense: Japanese cherry blossom
Number of strange categories I can come up with: infinite
Marmite/Vegemite/Nutella orientation: High Priest of the Holy Church of Nutella.
Ok, so that's me. Now you post something.
EDITED_BY: Doc Lightning (1317185783)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA
Posted:
*bites NYC
*bites NYC
To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
dare i ask what you were doing with a torch down your pants?
and why has no one spotted this yet?
Written by: TinklePants
so thats where i left my torch! lol
dare i ask what you were doing with a torch down your pants?
and why has no one spotted this yet?
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circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
*joins pigeon in nibbling* but not so innocently
*joins pigeon in nibbling* but not so innocently
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Woah, I walk away for a few hours and you're all biting NYC?
(I should walk away more often, apparently)
*smacks the big maroon BUMP button*
Who painted it Maroon?
Woah, I walk away for a few hours and you're all biting NYC?
(I should walk away more often, apparently)
*smacks the big maroon BUMP button*
Who painted it Maroon?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
*sharpens teeth dutifully*
you going to be about for me to meet you mike?
*sharpens teeth dutifully*
you going to be about for me to meet you mike?
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
Posted:
*sneakily puts away the spraygun*
*sneakily puts away the spraygun*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
*pinches doc's arse then trys to look innocent*
*pinches doc's arse then trys to look innocent*
finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
Posted:
erm, doc,its not maroon, its MAGENTA, and thats right, WE DID IT
erm, doc,its not maroon, its MAGENTA, and thats right, WE DID IT
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
I thought it was regulation now that they all had to be painted Magenta.... just like all the fire doors at work suddenly became white over the weekend...... must be something to do with the government inspection.
I thought it was regulation now that they all had to be painted Magenta.... just like all the fire doors at work suddenly became white over the weekend...... must be something to do with the government inspection.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
what are they inspecting? that the doors are colour co ordinated or that you cant tell the difference between one and the wall in case of fire?
what are they inspecting? that the doors are colour co ordinated or that you cant tell the difference between one and the wall in case of fire?
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Mols, are you in town?
And Screech, stop looking innocent. You're fooling nobody. And get back here and give me a proper ass-groping! What, were you raised in a barn?
Mols, are you in town?
And Screech, stop looking innocent. You're fooling nobody. And get back here and give me a proper ass-groping! What, were you raised in a barn?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*pokes mike with a sausage
where have you been mr?
oh and how are you 
*pokes mike with a sausage
where have you been mr?
oh and how are you
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Working, ya doof...
EWWW! These were clean scrubs before you poked me with the sausage!
*smears you with marmite*
Working, ya doof...
EWWW! These were clean scrubs before you poked me with the sausage!
*smears you with marmite*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Internet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Posted:
Fate worse then death. Tough luck Sam
Written by: Doc Lightning
*smears you with marmite*
Fate worse then death. Tough luck Sam
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
*pounces Mike and smears marmite all over him
hah - no i must run take a shower and burn these clothes
*pounces Mike and smears marmite all over him
hah - no i must run take a shower and burn these clothes
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
Monday week mr doctor sir, and if that doesn't translate then I get there on the 14th 
And I'll be seeing You at happy hour apparently...
unless you flake ...
or there's tidying to be done
Monday week mr doctor sir, and if that doesn't translate then I get there on the 14th
And I'll be seeing You at happy hour apparently...
unless you flake
...or there's tidying to be done
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
awww i have jealousy now - molly no fair u get to meet mike
awww i have jealousy now - molly no fair u get to meet mike
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Pooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Posted:
:gloat:
and go to decom
and hoop with the cool kids
and see NYC :fallsover:
:gloat:and go to decom
and hoop with the cool kids
and see NYC :fallsover:
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
:Catches Molly:
Oh, and Doc, I didn't get to clean last night because I got bogged down with decom crap.
So my apartment is still messy.
But if you'd like to come over and clean it up, then I will be more likely to attend happy hour in the future.
:Catches Molly:
Oh, and Doc, I didn't get to clean last night because I got bogged down with decom crap.
So my apartment is still messy.
But if you'd like to come over and clean it up, then I will be more likely to attend happy hour in the future.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
Posted:
i wanna meet the doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i need a medical...
i wanna meet the doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i need a medical...
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
Posted:
lol i think every one 'needs' a medical if mikes giving em
lol i think every one 'needs' a medical if mikes giving em
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
and just because i can
What up Doc? *Runs off to find a carrot
and just because i can
What up Doc? *Runs off to find a carrot
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
circling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries
Posted:
massages docs arse with both hands's
massages docs arse with both hands
's finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Linden, didn't we meet in London?
Written by: linden rathen
awww i have jealousy now - molly no fair u get to meet mike
Linden, didn't we meet in London?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
That's got to be the SADDEST proposition I've heard in a long time...
*settles back into Screech's massaging hands*
EEEP!!!! *gets pounced and smeared with marmite*
Well, at least I have plenty of B-12 now...
Written by: NYC
But if you'd like to come over and clean it up, then I will be more likely to attend happy hour in the future.
That's got to be the SADDEST proposition I've heard in a long time...
*settles back into Screech's massaging hands*
EEEP!!!! *gets pounced and smeared with marmite*
Well, at least I have plenty of B-12 now...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
This thread is gay.
This thread is gay.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
is it going round humping other threads?
is it going round humping other threads? Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Frogette, what about those carrots?
I'm a bit peckish.
And NYC, the thread is not gay, it's a thread and can have no associated sexuality because it is non-human. (Note: previous statement may not apply to the "Gayfest" thread).
However, I personally, am another story entirely
Frogette, what about those carrots?
I'm a bit peckish.
And NYC, the thread is not gay, it's a thread and can have no associated sexuality because it is non-human. (Note: previous statement may not apply to the "Gayfest" thread).
However, I personally, am another story entirely
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Posted:
*Passes you some carrots* they are odd shaped too
*Passes you some carrots*
they are odd shaped too Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
*sticks one in his mouth, seals his lips around it...and takes a bite*
*sticks one in his mouth, seals his lips around it...and takes a bite*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura