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Login/Join to ParticipateAll the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
**pouting**
well, i have no choice but to start a new thread. i will dearly miss my old ones.
ok, so here's the stats on me...
Name: pounce (of course it's a nickname!)
Sex: female
Age: 2
Birthday: September 22
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Sign: Virgo
Your favourite website/s: well this one of course!
Favourite Toys: poi, clubs, breathing/eating (ok they aren't toys but it counts), flags
Been twirling for: well, technically since 1992 but i didn't really get into the whole fire culture until 2001
Occupation: therapist
Hobbies: reading, writing (poetry), playing piano, crafts, djing, raving, fire dancing (of course), watching movies/tv, cooking, chillin with friends
Music: trance, house, contemporary folk, alternative (specifics: Ani DiFranco!!!, Tori Amos, Dave Matthews, Evanescence, the Indigo Girls, Guster, Rusted Root, the Greencards, Susie Suh, Anna Nalick, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, Jose Gonzalez, the Weepies....i could go on and on)
Movies: way too many to list, but to name a few favs, Sliding Doors, Eddie Izzard Dressed to Kill, Groove, Human Traffic, Ever After, Pirates of the Carribean, Neverwhere, Render (Ani DiFranco documentary), LOTR trilogy, and pretty much anything with Vin Diesel in it works
Books: all feminist literature, For One More Day (Mitch Albom), The Five People You Meet in Heaven (Mitch Albom), Why Moms Are Weird (Pamela Ribon), The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold), The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown), the Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), The Neverending Story (Michael Ende), again, way too many to list
Favourite Colour: blue, silver, and green, in that order
Favourite Quote/Saying: heh, once again, way too many to list
Piercings/tattoos: 25 piercings (tho i've been pierced 37 times)...16 in my ears (including my daith, rook, and two conch), 1 in my nose, 4 in my tongue, 1 in my bellybutton (used to have all four sides), 2 chest surface piercings, and 1 in my hood. i used to have 4 subdermal anchors in my left wrist but i had to take them out
. i also had my nipples done, and a couple other ear piercings that accidentally closed up....and yes i want more9 tattoos (and counting)...all mystical...a sun, moon, Virgo symbol, year of the horse (Chinese horoscope) beginning a semi-circle on my abdomen, a mystic star (symbolozing harmony in friendship and love) over my heart chakra, a sun with an eye in the middle of it in the small of my back (it represents my spirituality and view of a higher power), a sun with a triquetra in the middle on the top of my left foot, a triquetra with a sun weaved through it in the middle of my back, and a fireball in between my shoulders (represents my twin flame, who is also my best friend who got me into poi. you can see a pic of it in my gallery)
anything else you want to know about me, just ask if you want to see pics of me doing fire or of me and my best friends, check out my photo gallery here
for those of you who don't know, my thead used to be the r-rated thread, so we shall continue in that fashion! i highly recommend reading up on what was going on before
let the fun commence! 
EDITED_BY: pounce (1191799059)
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Ohhh...soft...rolls around in the softnesss
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i like cat-o-nine tails
i much prefer them over whips. I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Have you ever tried just playing around with a real bull whip? Those things are cool, and not easy to manuver either. I've got a picture of Arashii trying to teach me a few years ago somewhere. I never could get that thing to crack and tried for at least an hour.
Now, I would never want to use one on a person...::cringes::
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
why wouldn't you want to use one on a person? granted, i wouldn't use one on someone i liked unless they asked, but if you don't like the person, then why not?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
hehe, this is funny
are you going to hell?
apparently i'm going straight to hell
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
I am merely a danger to society...
and how come you get two points for licking an eyeball???
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
whhaaaa! my computer censored it!!!..i wanna play!!!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
My bed is soft.. But I had to get out
Stupidass scool *shakes fist*~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
I got... 3.. something about how the church is corrupt for me, whatever *shrug*.
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
401 posts
Location: Tucson USA
Quote:
whhaaaa! my computer censored it!!!..i wanna play!!!
GRRRRRness mine too
i hate my job!
oh well i think we all know the answer to that one anyways
In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night
401 posts
Location: Tucson USA
Quote:
I am merely a danger to society...
and how come you get two points for licking an eyeball???
i have had my eyeball licked, it was lovely
In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night
940 posts
Am I the only one here who actually has no desire to lick an eyeball (or have my eyeball licked)? Ugh. My eyes are so sensitive, I freak out if anything comes near them. Finally, here we go, a fetish I do not have.
E pluribus unum, baby.
Northeast USA Firespinner
122 posts
Location: Connecticut, USA
awww... poor regyt. Must be an intersing feeling though. Having your eyeball licked... I'd imagine it would feel different than putting in contacts though, no? *shudders*
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i've had my eyeball licked tho not by choice. ewww, gross. plus with my contacts, i doubt it'd be a good thing germ-wise.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
Quote:Quote:
whhaaaa! my computer censored it!!!..i wanna play!!!
GRRRRRness mine too
i hate my job!
oh well i think we all know the answer to that one anyways
oh ya, you're definately going straight to hell with me. we can rule the underworld!!!
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Eyeball licking? I think not. That'd definately rip my retina and LEAD ME TO GO BLIND!!! Stupid heretitary deisease thingies. >.<'
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
oh, so THAT is why you get two points towards going to hell for licking someone's eyeball! I get it now. Thanks for clearning that up Bobo .
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
apparently i'm normal!
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Quote:
apparently i'm normal!
I'm sorry!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I kid you not...
I'm apparently normal.
What HAVE you guys been doing?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
BTW, I have to say that I have an amazingly high tolerance for grossness. Today I saw a man who had sawed through three fingers with a table saw (this is the third patient in two weeks who has come in for finger amputations with a table saw...moral: DON'T OWN A TABLE SAW). It was gross. But at no point did I feel any visceral or emotional response to seeing the injury.
I've stood in on major surgery, been stooled, urinated, and vomited on. I've done some pelvic exams on patients with "different standards of hygeine than the societal norm." (translating to "stank cooch"...oh, the aroma). I've manually disimpacted constipated patients. I've spent a day cauterizing anal warts and ligating hemmorhoids. I've delivered four babies and stood in on probably 30 C-sections (I might add that childbirth is probably the grossest thing I've ever seen, which outrages most people to hear, but you have never seen such large quantities of body fluids come out of one orifice).
But eyeballs... I have yet to see a major ocular trauma where the globe itself was disrupted, but I'm pretty sure I'll pass out when it happens. Eyeballs get to me. The idea of eyeball licking gives me a visceral response. Eww
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Quote:
What HAVE you guys been doing?
licking eyeballs...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
thats just grim :vomit:!!!!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Quote:
The idea of eyeball licking gives me a visceral response. Eww
what about sticking your tounge up someone else's nose?
I noticed that wasn't on the "are you going to Hell?" quiz.
what's with that? -v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yup. Grim, yes.
But hella fun.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Like I need a quizz to tell me if I'm going to Hell???? Its the only place my parents haven't tried to rent my room out!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Quote:
what about sticking your tounge up someone else's nose?
Nope.
Listen, astrophysicist boy.
When you've seen someone with their intestines actually hanging out of their body after a car accident, not much bothers you.Unlike you, I don't get to work in sterile clean rooms. ORs yes, but most of the time, what we do is decidedly NOT sterile.
DON'T test me. I can gross you out.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Oh, I've seen some gnarly stuff in my time too, though I'm sure you've seen a lot more of it.
My best one (close your eyes ladies and skip to the next post, this is where the R-rated in the non-sexual way comes in) was finding a 18 month old child that had been shorn in half just below the ribs and had been sitting and rotting in the humid Texas Gulf Coast heat for 3 days when I was on a search and rescue mission looking for a down private plane while in the Civil Air Patrol. The bizzare thing was, I was kinda happy/excited to find it, because it meant the crash was nearby and I was going to get to stop looking for it after 10 hours of trudging around through the woods and swamps. I wasn't really grossed out by it till later, after I had some rest. Amazingly the two girls in our unit didn't even freak out much when they saw it. I do remember the smell was pretty wretched though. That is actually how we found it was by the smell.
But really, you can keep your job. I only want to see that stuff when I have a gut full of adrenaline and have no choice but to deal with it, thank you.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yeah, it never looks as bad as it does in the movies.
There are a few basic rules of trauma.
1) Blood tends to clot.
2) EVERYONE eventually stops bleeding because..
3) There are only 5-6 liters of blood in the human body.
Also, you don't bleed if you're dead (you can't bleed if the heart isn't pumping)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
ok i leave for a few hours (damn clients!) and i come back to grossness??? this thread was not created for grossness dammit! now back to the sex!
i kinda liked the oil wrestling. i think i'm gonna hold that next instead of mud. mud's gross. i like oil. smells nicer too. NO WAIT!!!! i got it!!! ok, ladies, we're gonna do jello wrestling. and then i'm gonna hold co-ed oil wrestling. or the other way around? maybe both! **getting WAY excited here** ok suggestions people?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
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