'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew there swords and Shot each other.
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude