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Location: SF bay area, CA
Name: sponge-bath the unpleasant
Location: a warping abyss. some it call it "berkeley", whatever that means.
Hometown: san jose, california
Birthday (sign?): oct. 12 '88- libra sun, scorpio moon, aries rising.
Age: twunny
Sex: male
Occupation(s): shaman, fool, gardener, 'loader, handyman
Favorite Food(s): barbecue, taquerias, thai, but i'll eat almost anything. especially if it's free. partial to lasagna and pizza, as well.
Favorite Color(s): all of 'em, but different ones at different times.
What is the wing speed of an unladen swallow?: a european or african swallow?
Toys: thus far, just poi
Hobbies other than the obvious: downhill skating/snowboarding, electronic and live musical production and appreciation, making love, glancing at luna, painting, beer pong, alternatives to wage slavery, bicycles, observing nature, you know.. fun stuff. i like fun stuff. doesn't everybody? isn't that why we're here?
Education: currently studying at earth
Favorite Book(s) authors: tom robbins, chuck palahniuk, hunter s. thompson, dougless atoms
Favorite Movie(s): eternal sunshine (which is becoming kind of cliche, isn't it?), heaven, donnie darko, natural born killers, pump up the volume, pan's labyrinth, waking life, tim burton movies, david lynch movies, american beauty
Godzilla vs. a Star Wars Star Destroyer. Who wins? Why?
hypno-toad. hypno-toad can do anything. obey hypno-toad.
Favorite TV show(s):^, daily show, breaking bad, adult swim
Plans for life in general: to find alternative ways of living which don't involve putting money in hands i do not trust. to live a life beyond the wage slave system and possibly start a family while maintaining those principals.
Favorite Music Artists/Composers: the short answer would be "creative ones"
Do you think these pants make my butt look too big?
yep. now let me smack it.
Favorie ice cream flavor(s): birthday cake, vanilla w/butterscotch
Marmite, Vegemite, or Nutella?*
nutella, although i'm curious about the other two.
so yeah, that's me.
if you actually took the time to read this, bad-ass. i actually took the time to write it, so, at least you're better off than me, right?
and i have work in the morning.
well anyway, so far i really like what i've found on this site, and since seeing some folks get down hard with fire poi at an outdoor party, i've been wanting to get my hands dirty. i'm aware that fire poi is not for beginners, and i plan to pay my dues before i get too daring.. but DAMN that looks fun. (and sexy!)
so hi, folks. my real name is loren, but i like shloren.
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Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...
WOOOOO!!!!!
this is a ggghhhhoooooosssssstttttttt
yoou ssshhhhooouuullllddddd nnnneeeevvvveeerrrr hhhhaaaavvvvveeeee ccccooooommmmmeeeee hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeee shloren wwwwweeeeee sssshhhhhaaaalllllllllllllllllll eeeeennnnnvvvvvveeeeeelllllloooooopppppp yyyyyooooooouuuuuurrrrrr SSSSOOOOUUUULLLLL!!!!
and at the same time we will be grammatically correct and we will spin.
keep on with the nutella but vegetamite isnt really all that good
PS: dont trust the squirells......i did and look at me.......i have no more dignity or walnuts
PPS:The swallow lied. it is a blackbird
PPSH: now thats just an awesome gun
if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Welcome to the madhouse.
What do you study?
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
156 posts
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United States of America
Welcome & greetings! Have fun. These guys & gals are funny. I laugh every chance I get. Check it out & Enjoy!
Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
You can either laugh or arm yourself heavily. Both seem to be quite good options at the moment.
Welcome to HoP! Not everyone here is actually insane, despite the evidence to the contrary.
THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
If that's okay with you?
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind
Welcome!
And yeah, we're not all INsane...
Some of us are on the other side of the border
Just a dancer in the dark
3 posts
Location: SF bay area, CA
lol
i think i'm going to like it "here".
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3 posts
Location: SF bay area, CA
ps, in my reading, i've come across "devil sticks".
i grew up at renaissance fairs and played with many a pair in my munchkin faire-brat days. i like the idea of flaming devil sticks, too, so consider that added to "toys"
=)
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156 posts
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United States of America
Groovie!!
Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...
he lies.
we are ALL weird on some demented and very wrongly disturbed level (i know your game hawkfeather :P)
if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game
156 posts
Location: Bartlesville,Oklahoma, United States of America
LOL... Do You?
MUWWWAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
Perception is truly in the Eyes of the beholder... So dream on with no Fear. ~Hawkfeather~York~
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...
oh yes
Isussed you fromt the begining
KITTY STRANGLER!!!!
*points crazily and wide eyed*
if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game
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