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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
the rain stops ....but the golf ball sized hail starts , you are hit thousands of times and end up battered and bruised with a concusion

i wish my friend would get the message that i don't fancy her

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
She got the message....but the hail messed with the ink so it looked like a love letter to her from you. She begins to swoon more and more over you until you cant take it anymroe and end up marrying her.


I wish it was time to leave for Burning Man

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
You leave for Burning Man, you get to Burning Man. You finaly find out that Burning Man is not a wicked festival of crazyness and awsumness in the middle of nowhere, but an *actual* Man who is Burning. and very happy to see you. and gives you a Great Big Burning Man hug. Now you are the new Burning man.

I wish I didnt have to wait a whole week for my day off.

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
your work gets very busy .. now you have to wait a month for your next day off

i wish i didn't have to wait 2 weeks for some more of my back tattoo

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You don't- you get it done right now! By the tattooist's 3-year-old-son. The big circly thing with the dots in is probably a face.

I wish I could find a new job.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
I hears that McDonalds is hiring.

I Wish my house would decorate itself.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
it does .. but it has really bad taste and does so in pink fur

i wish i was in india

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You go to sleep and when you wake up you find yourself in an Indian village. There is a knock at your door so you go to answer it but as soon as you open the door and elephant grabs yopu with it's trunk and pulls you into it's mouth, impaling you on it's tusks. guess you shoulda talked to the locals first.


I wish chair.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get a chair but when you sit down it collapses into a heap on the floor.

I wish for a battle axe (the weapon kind not my mother in law)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You get a battle axe, right through your skull. Slowly.
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.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you grow a giant green mohawk get tattooed and pierce your nose with a safety pin .... then a blind baker drops 2 bags of flour on your head , on the plus side 1 is wholemeal biggrin

i wish i had some elastic laces

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You have elastic laces but some cruel sod has nicked all of your shoes.

I wish for a new car with enough guts to make it up hills.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get a new car ....unfortunately it was owned by a serial killer and the guts are human . there are enough to get up a hill if you lay them end to end

i wish friday will be sunny

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You mysteriously find yourself lost and in the middle of an endless desert when you wake up on friday morning.

I wish for something compleatly pointless.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get 100000000000000000 needles .. thats a lot of points

i wish i had some thai food

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
You get a totally pointless spec of dust but then more and more dust comes and suffocates you.

I wish It would stop storming so I can talk to my boyfriend.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
the storm stops but you get a really bad throat infection and can no longer talk

i wish WiccanChica had corrupted my wish so i don't have to wish for thai food again

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


WiccanChicaThe wee little one on the block
147 posts
Location: Colorado, USA


Posted:
(sorry my computer messed up or something I swear it wasn't there!) I corrupt your wish (you get Thai food but its poisoned and you have to go to the hospital for a year) but the internet messes up again so it looks like I never corrupted your wish *again* {STILL SORRY!! lol.}

I wish I could go to Alabama.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you get there....then die due to a albaman mudslide


i wish i were wealthy and happy.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
You win the $20,000,00 powerball. And everyone finds out. Suddenly you have a whole lot of friends and family that you never new you had. And then you realise that they all just want you for you money, and you life becomes shallow and people just use you for you money and you find no happyness, untill one day you decide to give all of your money away, and life as a hurmet, and altho you have found ture happness you are as poor as a bum.

I wish I stop working and just dance.

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
wish granted... and it is fantastic... until you fall off a stage one day and break your leg so badly it never heals properly and you can never dance again

I wish i didnt work in fast food

newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You don't work in fast food. You work in the asbestos mines and die horribly coughing up your terminally irritated lungs.

I wish my youngest offspring would get her act together

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Which she does, unfortunately she uses her new-found organisation skills to engineer a military takeover of the planet, at which point she violently removes everyone from their marmite and she spends each night sleeping on a massive mountain of stolen marmite jars!

I wish I was out in the sunshine...

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
because you live in huddersfield i don't need to corrupt your wish , you never get any sunshine so must stay indoors for the rest of your life biggrin ubblol ubblol

i wish i was in the pub drinking pear cider

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
you end up in a pub drinking pear cider. Unforutnily the massive, and not very friendly guy next to you thinks its -his- pear cider. A massive bar brawl follows the pub burns down, and all of the pubs in the area ban you from their bar, cos your -that- guy that burned down the pub.

I wish I could afford all the stuff i want for my dancing costume.

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
you find enough cash to get all the stuff for your dancing costume .... but you get that much stuff that you cannot move in it , are unable to dance and die of sadness

i wish getting my back tattooed was not painful

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You suffer a major neck injury and you'll never move again but on the plus side your back tatoo is painless.

I wish for stupid to happen.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Fire BunnySILVER Member
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia


Posted:
stupid happens. you get knocked around the head with it.

I wish my boss would stop giving me all the earlys shifts and give some to my boyfriend!

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
your boss gives your boyfriend the early shift... in fact, he gives your boyfriend ALL the shifts and you never work or see your boyfriend ever again (but hey, he got the early shift)

I wish i didnt have a 50th to attend the weekend of the 24th of Aug

newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You can't go cos you are in prison being tortured horribly to extract information about a crime you know nothing about.

I wish this winter wasn't so chilly.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


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