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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*puts on her general hat*
Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
oh wow! TAIL MASS ENJOYMENT!!!
I'm sure the sheer "wtf, mate" we inspire in people when we do that will be enough to confuse them while the glomping platoon attack!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
483 posts
Location: Adelaide
hee hee, yes i do beleive there's merrit in that idea, such lovley strategics general
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
glomping??? I didn't sign up for no "glomping" General
besides my legs a bit weak from lugging piles of rolls of wick from old HoP to new HoP so no glomping for me just yet...
I thought I'd only signed up for a bit of a cruise hanging out the side of the HoP gunship helicopter?? Wot happened to our AirFarce, Gen-her-arrl?
*stumbles off into a dark corner to recuperate and let the whip marks heal over*
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it. 
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*hands georgemc a bag of cookies*
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
oooh, cookies!!!!
Ta very muchly Brenn, but I don't think they're gonna help with the whip marks? Got anything for large red welts on the back??
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
perhaps, more large red welts?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
excellent - thanks!
and now, for your next trick????
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
*schemes tactical tackleglomps from beanbag*
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: georgemc
oooh, cookies!!!!
Ta very muchly Brenn, but I don't think they're gonna help with the whip marks? Got anything for large red welts on the back??
Umm.... I have a bag of BEES!
They'll...erm...uhh...make honey! Yes! And honey is good for sores!
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coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
and its good to eat too! what more could you want?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
yers.. and apparantly bee stings venom actually do your body good somehow if I'm remembering correctly - they used to get bees to sting you if you have certain condition...
but what more could I want??
A nice custard square would go down well about now.
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
hey Brenn! Rekon you can train those bees into attack bees??
Maybe George can help you since hes not fit enough to glomp?
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
ooooh, I missed that didn't I? Bee's have wings - that makes them part of the Air Force don't it???
Gen-her-arrl Rougie, I'll be reporting for glomping duty tomorrow - just need a dark corner to hide for a few hours.
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*hands george a six-pack to help enjoy his dark corner*
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
say general, take a look at these plans *takes another beanbag out*
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
well i see it's all back to normal here then!!
hey russ - can i please have some of that dahl??
*dahlface* anyone need a fresh drink?
well, you know where the fridge is!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Written by: Rouge Dragon
hey Brenn! Rekon you can train those bees into attack bees??
They have to finish their 'squishy snoo' training first before they can think of becoming attack bees capable of bombing the targets with bean bag beans
Written by: georgemc
yers.. and apparantly bee stings venom actually do your body good somehow if I'm remembering correctly - they used to get bees to sting you if you have certain condition...
I believe the condition was 'being very annoying'
Written by: georgemc
but what more could I want??
A nice custard square would go down well about now.
I'll go one better and summon a custard cube
. IN 3D!!!EDITED_BY: Brenn (1176890913)
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Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
oooooh! 3D!!!
can you manage it in 3D with coconut on top as well?
ooooh, oooh, can ya, can ya puu-lleeeeeese??
and Gita - can you top me up? That 6 pack the Gen-her-arrl packed me off with is all gone. Besides it was only Ozzy beer and, wellll, not that I'm ungrateful or one to look a gift horse in the mouth, but, well, - you know?
Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread
I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
ooh fNi, interesting plans...what do they do?
hi mum!! see! i told you my army wasn't dead!
excellent Brenn! I look forward to these attack bees!
and george - what the damn problem wish aussie beer?! sif kiwi beer is any better!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
128 posts
Location: Melbourne
I hope that my previous army experience will earn me plenty of brass on my shoulder and medals on my chest...oh yeah, plus I'm sleeping with the general.
It's my world - you all just happen to live in it.
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
never know, she might find a new flavor of the month and have you knocked off
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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128 posts
Location: Melbourne
i'd like to see her try.
It's my world - you all just happen to live in it.
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England
I now have a RAF great coat so can i be in charge of the air wing now lol
he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.
Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
as far as i knew, FoxInDocs and MiG were in charge of the airforce, but I am sure they would have no objections to giving you the rank under them
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
so what am i?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
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6,650 posts
Can I order a battalion too?? I would sign up for psychological screening - if that's required
Whereas.. the best smiles are the ones you lead to 
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
I am highly supprised that I have missed this thread for so god damn long!
Can I join, and head up the laid back sound system, for when we are not partying/recovering?
Nice to see such a pretty lady do something constructive with their procrastination too
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Owner of Clarence_Quack
483 posts
Location: Adelaide
georgemc: stress less! a new case of hobgoblin has just arrived, better than both our ozzy beer by far and im willing to bet kiwi beer as well!!
*hands out hobgoblin to all*
hee hee, general, allow me to head up a sea devision? i could run great covert fishing ops, and send divers down for crayfish and crabs instead when there's anny surface fire
Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!
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544 posts
Location: swansea, United Kingdom
pitman reporting for duty,
sorry im late sir had to round up my sheep. i used to be in the welsh sheep cavalry if that helps. does not need a fluffy sheep cavalry?
DONT DO DRUGS THERE BAD FOR YOU.
SO GIVE THEM ALL TO ME AND I WILL GET RID OF THEM FOR YOU!
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371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Signing up for duty! Ready to fight flamers with actual flame, sir!
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