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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
*puts on her general hat*
Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!
Your HoP family needs YOU!
Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky
) We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!
My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!
When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!
*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*
ps: cures boredom
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Reporting for duty Rouge Sir!
*scribbles on enlistment papers*
"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie
"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Aye, laddie! Me and me flamey pope hat be joining ye! AND MY AXE! Arr
Oh, and all these fellas want in too.
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they applaud your efforts the only way technicolor can!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey 
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coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
*gets out of civvies*
and the drill sargent agrees.
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"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Um...... Whatever happened to peace and love?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Peace and love? Of course! this is an army of Hippies!
Water fights and jaegar bombs!
EDITED_BY: Rouge Dragon (1160380803)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Can't we just envelop any marauders in big fluffy blankets and
them until they see the joys of being poi spinning hippies and join us?I don't like this talk of armies and such. Way too aggressive.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
shhhh! don't announce our tactics like that!!!!
EDITED_BY: Rouge Dragon (1160379145)
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia
uh oh.
we have tactics? sounds all too organised and stuff for me.
if i want organisation i'll go to work
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
Empirically random...
431 posts
Location: Lincoln, United Kingdom
*puts on helmet*
*sticks pack of lucky strike in helmet*
*signs papers*
"This dark place planet Earth, orbits one star,
Come from afar, far away state of mind,
open up your third eye, black helicopters in the sky"
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
you were recruiting in paul's intro? I gotta catch up...
ummm, ye... I did everything I could to *avoid* enlisting in the army when I finished high school... so the last set of enlistment papers I saw, conveniently disappeared...
and I have no skills...
and I won't wear the uniform...
and I won't do what I'm told...
...if that's all ok... I'm in
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
Ahhh LURVE the smell of parafin in the mornin....
*chews fat Cuban cigar, packs splurge guns, hug bazooka and cuddle bombs*
My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean
If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
excellent lads!
Pte Pogo, can you hug? can you throw a water bomb? can you sit under a tree with a cocktail of the non-molotov variety? then you have the skills!
And I was thinking something like this for a uniform
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
*gasp* I can do ALL those things and more!! and omg!! I even
the uniform...I going to hug those rednecks arses off... hmmm, that doesn't sound quite right, does it?
you have a very cunning plan indeed, general dragon... even your recruitment tactics are cunning
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Excellent!
mkj: can you organise yourself to go and get the beer? I'll even let you drive the tank to the bottle-o!
sketch: excellent! love your enthusiasm!
Sambo: pass around those cuban cigars! there's a good lad!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam
As much it pains me to say, in a time of war. Torture of prisoners may be an ugly necessity if we are to survive.
I would like to appoint myself as 'Assigned Inquistor'. Skilled in the art of non-violent torture. Including...
- Subjecting the prisoner to the entire back catalogue of Mariah Carey on repeat
- Arrange performaces by Professional Fire Spinners who do the weave REALLY FAST*
- An Unabridged Adaptation of 'War & Peace' told through the meidum of interpretive dance..
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
has there been another invasion on HoP??? Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
No.
Only a bored dragon in an angsty mood
But now we have an army hug-weilding hippies!
Shaolin - that's AWESOME! I promote you to Lieutenant Shaolin!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
*brings in a dozen redneck-head trophies*
I only hugged them. honest!
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Owner of burningoftheclavey
Owned by Lost83spy
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Good work, Lad!
Or should I say Captain Brenn?
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Can I be like the super computer that provide's all of your intelligence for the war? Like "I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E." in team america? Or the "big board" in Dr. Strangelove?
After all, I am the Master-Control-Program, I'm perfect for the job!
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
898 posts
Location: Binstead, Isle of Wight
*Puts on HOP uniform and goes to intro thread to hug and cuddle all the newbies, just in case. Oh, and warn them that they've just entered a warzone!*
Ask a question and be a fool for a minute...don't ask and be a fool your whole life.
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom
Can I head the Glomp Platoon please? Seeing as Glomps seem to have dissapeared into almost non existance it could be our secret weapon for the hardened cases where even Neon Shaolins Inquistive techniques and Skully's pink fluffy blankets can't penetrate!
Let's relight this forum 
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
Dykw Boy ready and willing!!!!
i have a small fleet of purate shipsjust ready to sial under the banner of the HOP Navy!
doe that mean i can be the Admiral?
D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
old hand
1,065 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
I am so in!
*signs the recruitment papers*
What is your command General Rouge?
*salutes*
L&L
The Fairy God Mother
~*~
" i just now need some other unsuspecting suckers to say something... " ~Rouge Dragon
"that wink was a nice one not a im going to thrust at you wink" ~Brettstar
newbie
10 posts
Location: Devonport, Australia
Can we ride unicycles into battle?
I think too many iraqies will have to die to fuel tanks..
Balloons... will there be balloons?
Don't just do something, Stand there
-Banksy
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
Not really sure of my duties, or how I would go about this...
But can I be a spy?
Like Mata Hari
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Getting to the other side
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Excellent! We have a navy under Admiral Dyke Boy!
And ooh, clare....I don't know about being a spy like Mata Hari....you do know she was sleeping with both sides, dont you? How about you be like the White Rabbit???
And Kathryn, of course there can be unicycles. ooooomigosh!!! TANK UNICYCLES!!!!!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK
hooray!!!!
right then, i need gunners (for the cheesecake cannons) steersmen, deckhands, and a ships cook, and a cat OR monkey, NO PARROTS. they poo on me
oh and we sail in our sloops, which look like this
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under this flag of Piracy, which look like this YARR!!!
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D.B.
X x X x X
Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!
Master of the Free Hug Program
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
I think i should be in charge of the air force. I have a fleet of bombers waiting with 13 kilo-pillow warheads, designed for blanket bombing, and several fighter wings equipped with hug and forget missiles.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
1,189 posts
Location: Edinburgh
I had hoped we could incorperate Klein bottles some where.
And zepplins...
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
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